Charlie and I are in the backyard, I'm kicking a soccer ball, with him, Charlie screams like a maniac as he chases after it, and head butts it back to me, giggling happily. We hit the ball back and forth for a while until suddenly I hear a growl, its high pitched and aggressive, I turn to find a large fully grown fluffy in my back yard along with other fluffies.

"Shit, a feral fluffy herd", I pick charlie up, and immediately he is whining.

"No no, put Charwie down Charwie wanna pway wif da baw!"

"No charlie it's time to get inside", I then lightly toss him inside and close the door not wanting to hurt them, I decide to wait them out. The male stares at me and puffs his chest out triumphantly while the others cheer at his apparent victory. This annoys me and makes me want to go out and put him in his place, but then I have a better idea. I throw the idea of waiting for them to leave out the window get a big bowl and put cereal in it. I don't have any spaghetti, if I did I'd give them some, I then open the door and close it behind me I walk up to them, the male growls at me.

"Stupid hooman, get wost!"

I ignore him and put the food down, he comes over and looks at it and sniffs it, he eats some and looks up at me, "why you still here? Get wost!"

I get mad and glare at him, "keep talking to me that way and you won't get any." He sticks his tongue out at me, I decide to be a jerk, and pick him up, he thrashes and screams as he tries to get out of my grasp, he even bites me, it hurts a little but not that much, like a mild pinch. Unfortunately for him, I'm too strong and he stays in my grasp, I coax the others over to me and they hesitantly walk over and sniff the food.

One of them eats a piece and smiles "dis good! Fank you, hooman!"

"Your welcome, eat up."

One of them throws a piece of cereal at me. "Hey, don't do that!" I snap at the offending fluffy.

"Stupid hooman!" He throws another piece, soon the others join in until they all are throwing cereal at my face.

"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"