Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the show.

Warnings: Deals with innuendo and has some curses.
Notes: Thanks to Judy (Humor In A Bittersweet Life) for the story idea, along with the title.


"Detectives…mail!" Ross said as he dropped an envelope on each detective's desk.

"What now, another message from the brass telling us that we aren't trying hard enough?" Logan asked as he opened the envelope and began reading it aloud.

The NYPD cordially invites you to attend the annual

Ghouls and Goblins Hallows Eve Dance

Date: October 31st, 2008

Place: One Police Plaza

Time: 8:00 PM – 12:00 PM

Event: Dancing, Bobbing for apples, costume contest.

Attire: Costume must be worn and badge shall be with you for admission.

RSVP: Your captain.

Food and drinks will be provided.

"Oh, this is just great another reason for the brass to make us look like clowns," Bobby said as he took the invitation from Logan and threw it down on the table.

"I'm not going, they can't make me." Logan and Bobby said at the same time.

"It's mandatory and from the looks, your partners are giving you if you want to live you will go," Ross said as he looked in between partners.

"You both are going even if we have to drag you there. We will not suffer alone and besides you two just might get a treat out of it." Carolyn said staring at Logan.

"Who says we have to listen to both of you?" Goren asked them wondering when he and Logan became the independent ones in the partnership.

"Do you really want us to answer that Goren?" Eames asked looking at him knowing she and Carolyn won.

"Alright we will go but we are picking our own costumes," Goren said looking at Logan for some help.

"Also you two are our dates for the party," Logan said as he turned around and handed Bobby his coat as the both of them began to walk out.