Author's Note: I am going to be putting this story in the POV of Travis, Annabeth, Dipper, and Mabel. Luke is a character that was always difficult to figure out in my opinion, but I might put him in. I was also going to do Gideon, but he's kind of psycho.

Weird, Dipper just told us to put on blindfolds while we're in a car. I guess Gravity Falls is the definition of weird. In my defense, I only acted like a little jerk to Harmonia. But anyone could be a monster... I'm still suspicious of her. Why would she try to help us? Gods never really interfere with a hero's fate. At least she got us a limo so we can drive to our death in comfort and style. Travis is sitting as close as he can to the driver's seat, staring at Harmonia. Creep. Mabel is feeding Waddle's grape soda, Luke is still messing with the Rubix Cube, and Dipper is still focused on his pile of notes. From the things I've seen in there, I wish we would be battling any type of gods- Greek, Roman, Egyptian, Hawaiian- anything but this! I was never prepared to fight with an army of beavers, defeat a giant corn dog (Dipper doesn't like to talk about that), or meet an army of Manotaurs! One Minotaur might be fine, but a group of hairy bulls that end up fighting each other? This quest is harder than I thought it would be.

After a few more turns and bumps, we stop at a tourist attraction. It says, "Mystery Shack," on the side. The building looks like it would collapse any second. Dipper and Mabel tell us to stay in the limo until they can talk to their great uncle about their surprise visit. Dipper lets me follow with my invisibility cap on.

"Kids, what are you doing here?" an old man says. He has a fez, an undershirt, and stained striped boxers. Classy.

"Hey Grunkle Stan! We're going to spend this week here in Gravity Falls with our new friends, and wanted to know if we could stay here," Dipper says and Grunkle Stan smiles. "Maybe I could make them buy some stuff!" I roll my eyes and follow Mabel outside.

As Dipper is still talking to Stan, we unload the limo. Harmonia announces, "I must go, but I will come to your aid three times during your quest. But you must be willing to trade a portion of your soul; not a lot, maybe a thousandth of your soul, if you have a strong will. If not, you will be consumed by the chaos of my enemy, Eris. So good luck," and with that, we shade our eyes as she becomes her divine form and disappears.

Travis suddenly looks sad. Luke comforts him with, "Dude, she's a freaking goddess; what were you expecting to happen?" True, gods fall in love with people that are like twice as old as Travis... He's so immature. Travis still looks sad, but continues to help bring everything inside and up into a attic. There is no mummified oracle sitting here, but there is a creepy eyes on the window. Judging by the gaping hole in the window opposite of the eye, Mabel was probably having fun with the grappling hook she told me about. There are two beds, some of Mabel's leftover posters, and a giant book on Dipper's bed. It has six fingers and a three on the cover. The book where Dipper got his notes.

A fat guy comes up into the room, panting. "Yo Dipper, who are your friends?" Dipper and Mabel introduce us to Soos. He gives us some sleeping bags Stan stole from a yard sale and we all get ready. We let Dipper take a bed because he apparently gets neck cramps from reading and thinking to himself. Everyone else is alternating Mabel's bed while the rest are sleeping on the floor. It's about one in the afternoon, so we all circle around Dipper's book and think.

"We have well, eleven days to cure Apollo. I think we should go out to town, meet everyone, and see if they have any special powers," Luke says. Dipper adds in, "Mabel and I know just about everyone. There's a kid named Gideon that has an idea of the mysteries here because he had a necklace that could control people and almost killed our uncle in order to win Mabel. There's a jerk named Robbie who I think is a zombie, but I'm not sure. And there's a bunch of others... Everyone in Gravity Falls has a secret."