For all of my loyal readers that wanted to know what happens to Travis and Mabel, here it is! Candy, Luke, Dipper, and Annabeth are going to have to wait. Oh well.

Mabel

Travis wasn't good at describing that kiss. Seriously, he called it nice and sweet. For one thing, his breath smelled like some rotten type of meat. But I shouldn't say that, considering I recently vomited a pomegranate.

"Travis, I'm okay," Sue says as she walks towards us. Travis sits up and rubs his eyes. "Aw, don't cry," his mom kneels next to him.

"I'm not crying... It's just that after all these years, when I felt so guilty, I promised to never prank again. And now you're here, talking to me... Wait, are we dead?" Travis looks at me with red eyes.

"You two aren't dead, and neither am I."

I speak up, "So, you were poisoned, but came back to life?"

Sue giggles, "Mabel, you are such a lovely girl. No wonder Travis fancies you. And yes, once I died, Hermes met me in the Underworld. He said that Hades would be willing to let me come back up if I lived in Gravity Falls. Mabel, you and your brother understand how everyone is strange in Gravity Falls. Well, a lot of them did die. In fact, Quentin Trembley died numerous times, but his silly plans for the world drive Hades crazy, so he trapped him in a block of peanut brittle. But we are never allowed to contact anyone in our past life; we must move on, and Travis, I never spent a single day not thinking of you and Connor. Hermes gave me a mirror to check up on you two, but whenever I tried to dial the camp's phone number, the phone I was using exploded."

Travis just stares into space. His eyebrows bunch up like a hairy caterpillar. Then, he explodes.

"HERMES KILLED YOU! AND THEN HE JUST LET'S YOU COME BACK TO LIFE SO ONLY HE CAN VISIT YOU! FU-"

"Calm down Travis!" I grab his head and pet it, as if he was Waddles.

Travis glares at me like... how Robbie did when he found out that Dipper had hacked his computer. It's scary.

I feel my eyes start to tear up. Travis's scary face disappears, and his eyes bulge like a beach ball.

"Mabel, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to frighten you," he unclenches his fist, and a note falls from his hand.

"Whoa! Since when were you a magician?" I pick up the note.

Travis looks at his hand, "I didn't have a piece of paper in my hand."

I unfold the note and reply, "Well, it just poofed into your hand, so you must also be a wizard! Omigosh, you're half god, half human, and half wizard! That makes you a wizmod! You know, since it's the beginning of wizard, the m in human, and the od in god! Travis, why are random people writing letters to you in Antarctican?"

I take a deep breath, not realizing how much I talked without breathing. Travis laughs, "What's Antarctican?"

"You know, the language the polar bears speak."

"Polar bears live in the Arctic."

"You're right... Antarctican is what the half ants, half doves, half moose, and half koalas speak."

"Uh, ok," Travis stops speaking. I smile, knowing I won the argument.

Sue glances at the letter. "Mabel, this is written in Greek."

I scoff, "No it's not! I'm fluent in Antarctican. Here, I'll translate it:

Dear Hairball,

You have eaten a leg of bricks and will be dying after these short messages. My horse will poop to your monkey's yacht and steal your pants. Welcome narf and have a safe trip.

Fry Olives,

Jiggle"

I bow and wait for the applause.

"Mabel, I'm pretty sure that's not what's on the paper," Travis takes it.

"Dear Travis,

I know you're upset, and I am to blame. It's my fault that she died, and the best I could do was bring her back, even if Sue had to live in that creepy town of Gravity Falls. I swear on the River Styx that I will make it up to you.

Love,

Hermes"

Travis falters at the end.

He looks up at nowhere, "Dad... I know you're sorry. But what about Luke? And Maya? And Connor? And Charlie? And all of your other kids?"

No answer. Travis stops talking and puts his flashlight back in his backpack. "Can we leave now? My friends need me."

Sue frowns, "Although this is better than a dungeon, we're still in the Underworld, under Hades' power. You'll have to wait for your friends to return."

I sigh and sit down in midair. Sue continues, "Mabel, you always have a plan. How are you going to get out?"

How am I going to escape? I miss Waddles. And we ate pizza one time. And he barfed...

"THAT'S IT! Travis, barf some of the magic cotton-candy," I order.

"What? Why?" he picks at his fingernail.

"Trust me!" I gut him in the stomach. He doubles over, and hurls.

As he wipes his mouth, he yells, "What was that for? Connor's never going to stop bugging me if he finds out that I got punched by a girl!"

I ignore him and pray to the one god Dipper always rambles on about: Telesphorus. He symbolizes recovery from illness. Now, if I just say the right phrase...

"Telesphorus, Travis has vomited the sacred land of the marshmallows. Please come here to kill him!" I shout.

"What?!" Travis panics.

I shut my eyes as a glowing figure appears in front of me. "Mabel, my old friend!" Edward greets me.

Edward is one of Telesporus's immortal servants that lives in Gravity Falls. I caught him talking to the god in a junkyard, so he owed me a favor for making the god happy with my Mabel charm. He helped me with my Smile Dip addiction. And if you're wondering what he looks like, Edward Cullen is based off of him. Seriously.

Travis gapes at the god's servant. "Why do you know Robert Pattinson?"

Edward laughs and pats his head, "Silly boy, I ate Robert Pattinson! He's in Gravity Falls right now." Travis gives him a weird look. "Mabel, why are you three in this white expance of nothing?"

"Exactly! We need you to get us out," I explain.

Edward flinches, "Really?" he squeaks.

"Dude, you're an immortal! Get us out!" Travis complains.

Edward glares at him, "Boy, I could snap my fingers and make you vomit your intestines."

Travis scoffs, "Fine? Why don't you then?"

"Travis! Don't test his temper!" I calm him down.

Edward dramatically stares into the distance. "I. Am. Awesome."

I reply, "Of course you are. Now, how about that favor?"

He sounds just like a teenage girl, "Fiiiiiiinnnnneeeee. Hades is going to be super mad, but a deal's a deal."

That was a long chapter. I was going to stop it after Edward shows up, but it was hard for me to stop. Anyways, I hoped you enjoyed Mabel's interpretation of Antarctican!