a.n. I do not own adventure time, if i did after fern died in the finale he would merge with Finns arm again because the grass swords curse is part of Finn for all eternity as grassy wizard once said.
It was the dead of night in the candy kingdom, a cool breeze blew through the air rustling the many blades of grass that made up Finns body.
Finn was a grasslandian an unusual species composed entirely out of grass. grasslandians come from the grass kingdom. a kingdom mainly known for its low level of crime and high military prowess. Finn was part of a black ops division of the military dubbed the Ferns, ferns are magically created grasslandians juiced up with demonic energy giving them a number of abilities, such as summoning a variety of weapons made of grass, among other things. ferns are primarily used as either spy's or assassins', and on rare occasions bodyguard's for grasslandians much higher up in the chain of command.
Finn as of now was perched atop a tall building observing the candy streets of the candy kingdom, Finn was sent by one of his superiors to assassinate a high ranking candy citizen who was a threat to the grass kingdom; princess bubblegum ruler of said kingdom.
The full moon illuminated Finn as he bounded from room top to roof top in pursuit of the candy castle. once he was just one house away from the castle he flicked his hand slightly making a large piece of grass extend from his wrist which took the form of a sword. the thin dark green blade glistened in the moon light, Finn summoned another sword in his other hand as he leaped of the building and plunged both ends of the blade into the side of the castle wall.
Finn ascended his way up the castle by digging one of blades into part of the wall above him and pulling upwards and repeating, he continued to do so until he reached a window. Finn peaked his head through the window scanning the room until his eyes landed on a sleeping figure in a large, pink king sized ben, fin slowly stepped through the open window making his blades be replaced by a single one handed light green battle axe.
Finn silently stepped towards the figure who he believed to be princess bubblegum. once Finn was by the bed side as he noticed the long beautiful pink hair that the sleeping figure sported, he was told by his commander the princess was pink and was composed of, well bubble gum hence the name, Finn had actually never seen or even heard of princess bubblegum up until now, he was usually off on some other mission on the other side of ooo.
Finn slowly raised his axe high above his head ready to swing down to sever the princesses head from her neck, Finn was about to complete his task until the sleeping princess rolled over now facing Finn.
Finn almost let go of his axe from the shock of what he was seeing, gladly Finn was wearing a helmet unless his blush would of stretched for miles, Finn shook his head rapidly while backing up, sleeping in front of him was the most beautiful woman he has ever laid eyes on, and he was supposed to kill her.
Finn stood silently in the room contemplating if he should kill the figure in front of him, sure he's killed people before but no one like this. as Finn did battle with his mind he let out a long annoyed sigh which might have been a little to loud, due the princess in bed beginning to stir from her slumber unbeknownst to Finn.
princess bubblegum slow arose from her slumber blinking slightly to get the sleep out of her eyes, the princess felt like she wasn't alone, she felt a dark presence to her left, as she slowly turned her head she laid her eyes on the back of tall green figure clad in spikey armor illuminated by the moon light shining through the window.
princess bubble gum let a shocked squeak making the figure turn around to show them holding a light green razor sharp axe in their right hand.
"uh... hi there".
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