a.n. i dont own adventure time, also i forgot to mention i have changed up the timeline, meaning some things may be out of order.
today was the day, the day Finn failed his first mission, and the day his 'king' will send Virgil to 'retrieve' him.
outside the kingdom, a lone figure who held a striking resemblance to Finn except for their faceplate having two V shaped slits on it instead of five holes, the figure sprinted towards the outer walls of the candy kingdom, once they were there they summoned to grass blades and did exactly what Finn did, use them to climb the wall. once they reached the top of the wall they jumped onto a nearby house and began to run across the rooftops until they were at the entrance to the castle, they wasted no time in cutting a large hole in the wall to enter the large building.
the figure silently stepped into dark, quiet castle scanning the entrance for anything of notice until a voice started screaming "Alvin's hot juicebox, Alvin's hot juicebox, Alvin's hot juicebox" the voice was coming from above, as the figure looked upwards until there vision was filled with the falling body of none other than their reason for being here, Finn.
the figure swiftly sidestepped out of the way making the falling Finn land on his armored face.
"ow, ok not the best plan" groaned Finn as he got up to stare the figure down who was now wielding a pair grass swords.
"Virgil, nice to see you" said Finn as he summoned a single grass blade in his right hand, and a grass shield in the other.
"sure, you know we could of avoided this if you just did your job" replied the figure who was indeed Virgil.
"coulda shoulda woulda... didn't" said Finn as he ran towards Virgil at lightning speed bashing into him with his shield. as Virgil let out a pained breath he brought one of his blades up slicing the shield in half making it retreat back into Finns arm leaving him vulnerable for Virgil to use his other blade to stab at Finns left head who ducked in a nick of time.
as the two ferns battled, unknown to them a camera was hidden in high corner of the room concealed by shadows, and in another room hidden within the castle princess bubblegum was seated in front of a plethora of screens but was focused on one in particular, the screen showed Finn doing battle with Virgil. as the princess watched the two fight she listened carefully for a certain phrase.
as Finn and Virgil continued to fight, Virgil gained the upper hand by tripping Finn up making him fall on his back, as Finn tried to get up he was instantly pushed back down from Virgil using his foot to keep him on the ground.
"I've had just about enough of you, so be a doll and sit still" said Virgil summoning and executioners axe, which he raised above his head. the long, one sided blade glinted in the moonlight shining in from the window.
"any last words, before your rebooting" asked Virgil smiling wickedly under his helmet.
"a few,... naked babies, naked babies, naked babies, naked babies, naked babies, naked babies" those choice of words made Virgil get incredibly weirded out.
back in the hidden room PB herd the words and swiftly pressed a red button which led to a large blaring siren to go off.
"what the junk" said Virgil as he looked around the room they were in was now glowing red and filled with blaring noises a few seconds later the large double doors burst open with a battalion of Banana guard's; the main protection of the kingdom flooding through, this distraction gave Finn the opportunity to slip out from underneath Virgil's foot allowing him to jump up and snatch the executioner's axe from Virgil's hands and swing it around with the edge severing the head of Virgil's grassy body from his neck.
the head fell to the ground with a splat leaking a yellowish green fluid from where the neck would of connected, speaking of Virgil his headless body slowly swayed from side to side before combusting into a million blades of grass all falling into a pile on the floor.
a few minutes later with the banana guard's cleaning everything up the princess ran into the room and literally jumped on Finn hugging him taking Finn by surprise.
"you did it" squealed PB.
"uh, yeah i guess i did" replied Finn blushing from the close contact.
meanwhile in the outskirts of the kingdom a pair of banana guard's where dumping the remains Virgil beside a tree outside of the candy kingdom.
"that Finn guy was awesome did you see how he destroyed that guy" one of the banana guards said like a fan boy.
"i know right, though the guy he killed kinda looked like him dont ya think" replied the other dumping the last of the contents to the ground.
"maybe they were brothers and Finn was the good brother and the other guy was the bad brother" said the first banana guard as he and the other began to walk back to the kingdom unbeknownst to them a small octopus like creature scuttled out from the remains.
the creature was dark green in color, it had two glowing yellow cat like eyes, and it had five finger like appendages at the base of its body.
the creature glared at the candy kingdom before speedily crawling away in the direction of the grass kingdom.
dum dum dum, hope you liked, i really love this story please give your suggestions on how Finn should meet the rest of the cast, until next time, lates.
