Yes. Hello. Hi. Welcome to another episode of what the heck am I doing. This fic is just random oneshots and crack fics of OtherSenpai's SYOC- Danganronpa: Out of This World! (Warning: WILL contain spoilers of the original SYOC + inside jokes from the discord server.)


Crackship: Kuro x Hiiro

Hearing the droplets of coffee into the pot, the barista sighed loudly. There were not many people in the coffee shop that day, so Hiiro was the only employee at the front counter, serving up drinks to the customers.

The day for him was already shitty from the get-go. His manager yelled at him on the phone for skipping out on work a few days ago. Albeit, Hiiro was sick that day, and by coincidence, lost his phone. Only for him to realize that a certain occultist had stolen it from him to play Weegee's Mansion on his 3SD emulator. Hiiro could understand why his boss didn't believe him, although he was still pissed off that he had to make up for it by coming to work early Monday morning before school started.

That Kuro...

They had started dating months ago; no one had expected it at all. Most of his student peers thought that he would end up with the food critic, Koko Kagawa. Hiiro could understand why. They had such great chemistry with each other, and they have even considered dating at some point. However, when Hiiro met the crazed, two-faced boy, it was almost as if they immediately clicked. They comforted each other when they were upset, they talked and teased each other for days on end. The barista couldn't have it any other way. Koko was also very supportive of their newfound relationship, giving advice and pep talk whenever things were shaky.

He suddenly flinched from his daydream when the glass door slammed open, revealing a familiar occultist with a tired expression, looking like he was a day into his coffee withdrawal.

"Kuro... Didn't I tell you to not slam the door open in the morning? You'll scare the customers," Hiiro groaned, seeing that the patrons were startled from the loud noise.

Kuro rolled his eyes. "Quit your bitchin'. There's not that many people here."

Hiiro closed his eyes and rubbed the temples of his forehead. Kuro wasn't the most sympathetic being out there, and he had experienced it firsthand. Getting into a relationship with this asshole wasn't a smooth sailing adventure in the first place. "I'm having a bad day today, and I don't want to deal with this right now," he mumbled audible enough for his boyfriend to hear. "I'll meet you at the school entrance. Just- just order something and leave."

Kuro glanced at the brunette's appearance. The bags under his eyes were heavily present on his face, as well as his messy uniform and unkempt hair. He was going to complain that Hiiro wasn't there with him in the bed when he woke up that morning, but after seeing the barista looking like a complete mess, he decided to keep his mouth shut on that complaint.

Hiiro never left for work this early, and at first, Kuro was hurt that he would leave him for this stupid thing called work. He wouldn't admit it, but he felt lonely without seeing his face and a morning session cuddle.

He sighed and turned his head away from Hiiro, trying not to look vulnerable in front of everyone with the blush on his face. "I just wanted... to see you. What's wrong with that?" he said, muttering the last half of his sentence.

Hiiro's anger softened. He knew that Kuro wouldn't do anything to deliberately upset him as his lover. Hiiro let out a breath he didn't know he was holding and tiredly smiled. "Yeah, I know. Next time, just come through the back door."

Kuro turned back towards the barista and smirked, leaning closer to Hiiro on the counter. "Don't be surprised if I attack you from behind, fucker."

Hiiro chuckled. "Don't worry. I'll be prepared."

The occultist gave the barista a peck on the cheek before putting his feet back on the floor. "I'll have a black coffee, with those beans I like. Make it snappy."

Smiling, Hiiro picked up the pot and playfully rolled his eyes. "Already on it, sugar."


RIP Hiiro. You and your coffee will forever be missed. :pepehands: Just letting you know that not all chapters will be like this. Some will be literal shitposts and some will be lengthy. I guess this is a sort of present of appreciation for OOTW. Thank you, OtherSenpai for making this wonderful SYOC and the discord server.