Slight OOC warning, considering this is a crackfic.
Taka's POV
Oh God, this can't be happening.
I saw Satoko's limp body floating in the pool. Jack ran up to the pool, resisting the urge to jump in himself to check on her. She was only fourteen years old. She had a whole life ahead of her.
Goddammit! If only I came here sooner! Then none of us... none of us would be dead!
"Well then..." Mari's frazzled expression calmed down once the body discovery announcement ended. Her eyebrows furrowed and she began to sigh deeply in dismay. "Guess everyone is going to frame me, once again."
"T-This can't be happening!" Nadia gasped, tears welled up in her eyes. "C-Considering she was the youngest out o-of all of us, as well as the shortest and weakest, anyone could've killed her without any t-trouble..." She began to scan the people around her, trying to find the one with the right build and capability to kill the frail, tiny young prodigy.
"Shame... The pool had a lot of water to make this pool a coffee pool. Now it's stained with blood..." Hiiro crossed his arms, staring at the bloodied chlorine-filled pool and not paying attention to the corpse. I stared at him in disbelief. What is wrong with these people?
Sonoda shook his head and sighed, wiping a non-existent tear from his eye. "Her talent was wasted. Such a shame. I really liked her... The HFH ENTERPRISE OFFICIAL BANK could've used her smarts."
Jack stared blankly at Sonoda. "Bitch you never talked to her. Are you being dramatic to have a line in this fucking chapter I was actually her friend dipshit I will beat yo ass."
While Jack was ruthlessly beating up the HFH ENTERPRISE OFFICIAL BANK salesman, I started to gather my thoughts and accept that this is reality. I had to push the group forward to initiate the investigation, even though I really... really don't want to help these dumbasses.
"Yo, what's up!?"
Oh fuck, I forgot about them.
The archeologist ran into the translator's arms, crying onto her shoulder. "Evelyn! I'm so glad you're safe!"
"(Goddammit Fran's back gotta postpone my love confession to Koko later) Fran! You're alive and well! I'm so happy!" Evelyn patted Fran's back in an attempt to comfort her.
Akumu tapped Fran's shoulder to get her attention. "I-I think we have other things to be worried about," he said weakly as the color drained from his face.
Seizo pushed passed the group to notice Satoko's frail body floating in the pool. His eyes widened in disbelief and his fists clenched in fury.
"W-Who would do this!?" The actor said in a raspy voice. "Who killed her!?"
Hiiro shrugged his shoulders in response. "Gun ginggfffghj."
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"Hiiro's the killer."
"W-What!? N-No!" Koko protested. "Hiiro is not the killer!"
"B-But we've already pointed out everything that c-confirms that he murdered Satoko..." Nadia hesitantly muttered. "Since Hiiro is taller and s-stronger than Satoko, he'd have no p-problem in using the bat to knock her down."
"Aaaaaand you've got it right!" Monokuma cheered. "The one who killed Satoko is the ultimate barista, Hiiro Sayoama!"
"This can't be happening," Clara covered her mouth in surprise.
"NO! Don't execute him please!" the food critic fell to her knees, unable to pick herself back up.
Hiiro smiled sadly at the sobbing Koko. "I'm sorry. I couldn't keep our promise," he said as he tried to keep in his tears. "I just want to say..."
As he was being dragged away, he uttered a (three-letter word) three words to Koko: "I love you."
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We all were recovering from the brutal and gruesome ending that was the ultimate barista, now a pile of ashes. I honestly don't know how to feel about his death at this point...
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Koko then deadpanned, "Sorry, I love (Emilia) Evelyn."
"And I was the mastermind behind Hiiro's murder," Kuro pointed out.
Son of a-
Did you enjoy the abusing of ellipses in this chapter? No? Okay.
TL;DR Taka is the only sane person in the enterprise.
The next chapter will be a doozy to write, but it'll be so much fun. Have a great morning/afternoon/evening wherever you are. :)
