Chapter two:
Akashi's mistake.
''It has come to my attention that we need to establish some rules.'' Akashi said, as he eyed Aomine before adding ''The past weekend had been quite a disaster, and the irregular swaps don't seem to improve any time soon.'' Aomine sighed, before saying, ''I already said I was sorry!'' Kise groaned, ''That still doesn't change what happened. It was humiliating, Aominecchi. I'm not allowed to do any modelling jobs before this blows over.''
''I'm not the only one who makes mistakes.'' Aomine defended. ''Whoa! Relax. Why don't you tell us what happened.'' Kagami said. Akashi and Kise shared a look, before Kise said, ''Well it started Saturday, after my photoshoot.''
Saturday.
''Good work, everyone. Our client will surely like this.'' Kise's manager said, as they wrapped the session up. ''Thank you.'' Kise said, with a bow to the photographer, before heading back to the dressing room. On the way back, he suddenly spotted Horikita Mai chatting with her manager. 'Aominecchi would be so envious if he knew I work really close to her.' Kise thought, and then he suddenly felt that weird feeling, and before he knew it, he had swapped with Aominecchi.
''So, Aomine knows you work near Mai-chan. What is the problem about that?'' Kagami wondered. ''That isn't the issue. The issue is that the moment he saw Mai-chan is that he ran towards her, and tripped. As he fell, he appearently thought that was the oppertunity to lay his hands on Mai's breast. The only thing he forgot is that he was in my body!'' Kise ranted.
This caused everyone, with the exception of Akashi and Kise, to laugh. ''It's not funny.'' Kise huffed. ''I'm sorry, I'm sorry.'' Kagami said, as he whiped the tears of laughter away from his eyes. ''What happened next, Kise?'' ''She kicked me where it counts, and it hurted like hell! Even I felt some of it throbbing in pain afterwards.'' Kise said embarresed. Suddenly everyone fell silent. ''You mean.. she kicked you.. there?'' Kuroko asked, making Kise nod. ''To topple that, she demanded for me not be able to participate in a few modelling sessions.'' he added.
''Ouch.'' Kagami said, before turning to Akashi. ''Was that all that happened?'' he asked. ''That is just a beginning.'' Akashi said, eyeing Aomine. ''What could Ahomine do to you that's worse than that?'' Kagami wondered, not realising that it was a mistake to ask. ''To say the least, he basically has done the same to me. But in my case it was not some international model.'' Akashi started, pausing dramatically, ''But instead he managed to use my hands to play, and I quote, motorboat with my mothers breast. Not to mention that it was in front of our guests, who thought it was hilarious, so they made pictures for their Facebook status. It took a lot of money and threaths to remove those humiliating pictures.''
''To my defense, she looks way too young to be your mother.'' Aomine said. ''Aomine-kun, I don't think that's the point.'' Kuroko said. ''Did that answer your question, Taiga?'' Akashi asked, and the taller red-headed nodded. ''I'm not the only one causing trouble with this. The mistakes I made just happen to have larger concequences.'' Aomine said. ''Mine-chin, I don't think that's something to be proud about.'' Murasakibara said. ''So, rules?'' Kagami dumbly asked. ''Rules.'' Akashi said. ''I think it's important to try and act like eachother.'' Kuroko said. ''Anyone with common sense could figure out that.'' Kise said. ''Except Ahomine.'' Kagami added. Sputters from the tanned player were naturelly ignored.
''Maybe to call each other when we have switched. Just to inform each other about the whereabouts, or duties we have to attend.'' Murasakibara said. ''Sounds good to me. Avoids any unnaccesery confusion.'' Akashi said. ''Actually, I've been thinking.'' Kise interjected. ''It sounds stupid, but I kind off want to hide until this all blows over.''
Kagami's eyes widened as he remembered what he had been told. ''Just to let you know, you're chosen to keep things interesting. If you won't, Ryouta will pay the concequences.'' ''Why Kise? And what do you mean by interesting?'' Kagami had asked.
''You can't really hide from this, Kise-kun'' Kuroko said, breaking Kagami from his thoughts. ''Kuroko is right, Ryouta. We can't let this get to us, or we'll never be able to beat it.'' Akashi said. ''Why not just beat Haizaki instead?'' Aomine asked. ''Because that's just stupid, Ahomine-kun. Haizaki is obviously not the one responsible.'' Kuroko explained. ''Then, as rule three, we should spend some time to at least figure who is doing this, and mainly, why.'' Kise added. ''Already on it, Ryouta. Shintarou offered to look up our conditions to see if anyone else has been trough this before.'' Akashi reassured him.
''Midorimacchi did? That's nice of him. But still, we should at least spend some time on it.'' Kise said. 'And less time on figuring out eachother.' he added in his mind. ''I agree with Kise-kun on this.'' ''So far, we've estabelished three rules. Daiki, Tetsu, something you two like to add?'' Akashi asked, as he allowed Kagami to jolt the rules down. ''I think we should at least agree to meet eachother on a daily basis, if not on a daily basis.'' Kuroko said. ''What's the point? We'll be already call each other, right?'' Kise said. ''Still, Kise-kun. It's something troublesome, so we should at least talk about it before we snap.'' Kuroko replied. ''Meeting eachother daily is too troublesome.'' Aomine complained.
''How about on the weekends?'' Kagami suggested. There were shared looks, before Akashi decided, ''Weekends it is.'' ''I have one last suggestion.'' Aomine said. ''Oh lord, we're in for something now.'' Kagami joked. ''Shut up, Bakagami. I know we're all guys, but we all have got private parts as well. What if we switch during something intimate?'' Aomine blushed at the end of his sentence, though not very visible. ''We're males, it's natural.'' Akashi said. ''Nothing awkward about it.'' Kuroko added. Kise just blushed, and Murasakibara just continued snacking. ''Still, I don't want to hold someone's else's private parts.'' Aomine said. ''So, we'll lay that off for the time being. Everyone cool with that?'' Kagami asked.
They all agreed, just as Midorima came in. ''I've brought your lucky items for today.'' he said, as Takao dragged them in. ''Who exacly brought them?'' he huffed, they were kind of heavy. Midorima ignored him, as he said, ''I read that your luck would be the worse, among with Kise's.'' he told Akashi. ''So we made sure to get your items as authentic as possible.''
''Little late for that, Shintarou. But thanks.'' Akashi said as accepted his toy-boat. Kise thanked Takao who gave the model as pair of pink sunglasses. ''They look so cute on you, Kise-chan.'' Takao complimented as Kise puts them on. ''I bet they look cute on anyone.'' Kise said. Takao gave him a wide grin, and a secret promise to show him a picture he had made when Shin-chan had tested them.
''Kuroko, it seems like dark times are coming for you.'' Midorima said, as he handed the teal-haired boy his toy-tiara. ''Seriously, what's with those lucky items? It seems Ohasa makes it up.'' Kagami wondered a little too loud. ''Oha Asa is very important to Midorima-kun, Kagami-kun, don't mock it.'' Kuroko scolded before adding, ''Thank you, I appreciate this.'' to Midorima. Midorima blushed before facing Aomine. ''Your fortune told to be on your best behaviour.'' he said curtly, before throwing a whistle at Aomine.
''Hear that, Daiki!'' Akashi said. ''Yeah, yeah. I've learned my lesson.'' Aomine replied. ''I'm missing out on something? And since when does the G.O.M started meeting each other again?'' Takao asked. Thunderbolts flew in the background, as they realised they needed a mutual lie. It was Kise who said, ''Well, as weird as it may seem, I have gotten some extra time to play more basketball. And I've been nagging them for a really long time, just to play once more. It'll stop when I get more assignments at work, or if any of us have some bigger event that needs more attention he said.''
''Oh, makes sense.'' the raven-haired teen said. ''Anyhow, Murasakibara-chin, Shin-chan didn't forget you. He said something about stomach troubles.'' Takao said, as he presented the giant pink stuffed rabbit he had been hauling in. It was almost as big as the purple-headed player himself. ''It isn't edible.'' Midorima added. ''That was about it. I'll come back with more updates later on. Takao, we need to head back.''
''It's has been nice seeing you. Neh, Ki-chan, let's go shopping next saturday, then I can show you 'that'. I'll meet you at Machi burger at eleven o clock.'' Takao said with a wink, as Midorima dragged the raven-haired player to the rickshaw. ''I'll meet you there.'' Kise shouted, before looking at Murasakibara. ''How are you going to take that home?'' he asked. ''I'll leave it here.'' Murasakibara replied. ''Maybe you should take it home... can I add one final rule?'' Kagami asked Akashi. ''Depends. What should the rule be.'' Akashi asked.
Kagami remembered his conversation with the possessed Kise once more. '' What do you defy as interesting?'' Kagami asked, hoping he'd get an answer this time. ''You go and figure that. Also, don't search help from others, aside this group. That would count as cheating. And when you cheat..'' ''Kise ends up suffering?'' Kagami finished, and Kise nodded. ''What's your obsession with him? Why does he have to suffer?'' But at that point, Kise was back, blinking a few times before asking, ''Neh, Kagamicchi, who just took over my body?'' Kagami had just smiled, before saying, ''Does it really matter, come on, I'm starving.''
''Kagamicchi, are you okay?'' Kise asked, before the two of them felt a weird sensation. ''Taiga, answer me.'' Akashi demanded. To his suprise, it was Kise who said, ''I'd like to keep this all a secret.''
