Another night of me hanging around
Tired of staying indoors in my stomping grounds
I'd like to find a little hole in the ground for a while
So I boot my Switch up and I hop on Smash
And I see the other quarantiners and they feel like trash
We share the struggle, 'cause of quarantine, and I smile
Captain Jack will get me high tonight
And take me to my special island
Captain Jack will get me by tonight
Just a little push, and I'll be smiling
Before the pandemic, I played on a stage
Now I'm stuck at home, on a blank page
I watch the news hoping that things will be fine
Yet the virus keeps on taking lives
Infecting people, like the husbands and their wives
I reach for another bottle and I have a wine
But Captain Jack will get me high tonight
And take me to my special island
Oh, Captain Jack will get me by tonight
Just a little push and I'll be smiling
I'd really like to get away
And unstress myself with a holiday
Will the pandemic be over by May? I don't think so...
So I'm still stuck inside with nothing to do
I've played all my games, watched videos and tv shows, all that is true
And I guess the world won't go back to normal, my sprits are low
But Captain Jack can get me high tonight
And take me to my special island
Oh, Captain Jack will get me by tonight
Just a little push and I'll be smiling
So I eat a lot of pizza and I drink my scotch
Yeah, my eating has changed very much
I'm also eating lots of fudge, and I get fat
Quarantine has made my world so very dead
And suicidal thoughts have been creeping in my head
It makes me wanna eat a bullet made of lead, and that's so sad
And Captain Jack will get me high tonight
And take me to my special island
Oh, Captain Jack will get me by tonight
Just a little push and I'll be smiling
Oh, Captain Jack will make me die tonight...
