Another night of me hanging around

Tired of staying indoors in my stomping grounds

I'd like to find a little hole in the ground for a while

So I boot my Switch up and I hop on Smash

And I see the other quarantiners and they feel like trash

We share the struggle, 'cause of quarantine, and I smile

Captain Jack will get me high tonight

And take me to my special island

Captain Jack will get me by tonight

Just a little push, and I'll be smiling

Before the pandemic, I played on a stage

Now I'm stuck at home, on a blank page

I watch the news hoping that things will be fine

Yet the virus keeps on taking lives

Infecting people, like the husbands and their wives

I reach for another bottle and I have a wine

But Captain Jack will get me high tonight

And take me to my special island

Oh, Captain Jack will get me by tonight

Just a little push and I'll be smiling

I'd really like to get away

And unstress myself with a holiday

Will the pandemic be over by May? I don't think so...

So I'm still stuck inside with nothing to do

I've played all my games, watched videos and tv shows, all that is true

And I guess the world won't go back to normal, my sprits are low

But Captain Jack can get me high tonight

And take me to my special island

Oh, Captain Jack will get me by tonight

Just a little push and I'll be smiling

So I eat a lot of pizza and I drink my scotch

Yeah, my eating has changed very much

I'm also eating lots of fudge, and I get fat

Quarantine has made my world so very dead

And suicidal thoughts have been creeping in my head

It makes me wanna eat a bullet made of lead, and that's so sad

And Captain Jack will get me high tonight

And take me to my special island

Oh, Captain Jack will get me by tonight

Just a little push and I'll be smiling

Oh, Captain Jack will make me die tonight...