Going on and on and on asked about this song from The Amazing World of Gumball, so enjoy your request! I thought it would be fun if, as they chase Desmond's tree around the library during One for the Books, he and Sofia could sing this as they try to catch it. They also think that the tree might like the song, since it mentions a few classic titles, and they learn that Desmond's tree likes books as much as he does! The Amazing World of Gumball is not mine.

Desmond: Everybody read a book
Wreak havoc across the nation
Come on, just have a look
There's such violent inspiration

Sofia: Lord of the Flies
Is a book each parent cherishes
The feral kids survive
But the one with glasses perishes

Desmond: If you want more blood and guts,
Give Shakespeare's plays a try
In Titus Andronicus, a mother gets her son served up in a pie
[Spoken] You did this to me, mother!

[Sofia screams]

Sofia: Legends, myths and fairy tales
Will make their readers shriek and wail

Desmond: Red Riding Hood is pretty bizarre
Where a wolf dresses up as a girl's grandma

[He and Sofia scream]

Sofia: I've read Greek myths just like you, sir
When they get beheaded like Medusa

Desmond: And I read "Tortoise and the Hare,"
A tale of torture and despair! Fight!

Sofia: You haven't read that one, have you?

Desmond: Yes, but you say your pet rabbit's not fond of that story...

Sofia (spoken): He does like it, or at least until it gets to the end!
(sings) If you read Dickens' Oliver Twist,
You'd shut the library door and lock it!
It's all about these homeless kids
Who learn how to pickpocket!

Desmond: Okay, I get it, that's enough
Fiction should be banned!

(Desmond's tree shrieks)

Desmond: But history books are just as bad
Perhaps a rap will help you understand! [Spoken] Sofia, hit it.

Sofia (spoken): Okay!

Desmond: [Rapping] It's just words, words, words, cover to cover
Bound with a spine, word to your mother
But books are the same, every story
To...

Desmond and Sofia: Video games!

Desmond: ...they're just as gory
Romeo

Desmond and Sofia: Oh, Romeo

Desmond: Romeo is your homie-o
To be or not to be

Desmond and Sofia: That's the question for a G
Huck Finn's Adventures by Mark Twain
All these books are driving me insane

Sofia: So who should really get the blame?

Desmond: Are books as bad as...

Desmond and Sofia: Video games?