Sofia2017 planning asked about this song from Arthur, so enjoy your request, which doubles as your birthday present! I thought it would be fun if Chef Andre sang it as he gets dinner ready for not just the royal family, but for Gwen, Wallace, Timothy, and Amy as well. And just like Gwen likes experimenting with her inventions, Chef Andre likes experimenting in the kitchen! But sometimes he gets a little too enthusiastic with his culinary masterpieces! Arthur is not mine. (Happy birthday, Sofia2017 planning!)
Chef Andre: Timothy! Amy! Wallace! Gwen! Dinner!
Timothy: My grandpapa's a chef
You think that's great?
Just try to guess
What's on your plate
He mixes things
And then he bakes
Why can't he stick
To chocolate cakes?
Amy: I want some ice cream
Chocolate would be good
Ice cream that tastes just like it should!
Not broccoli, turkey or a lima bean
It's got to taste like ice cream!
Chef Andre: You have to try my latest treat
A jellied fish inside a beet
(Timothy/Amy/Wallace/Gwen: Yuck!)
Chef Andre: Why should we eat the same old meals?
Wait 'til you taste my garlic eels
There are so many things to make
A custard soup, a liver cake
A curry pie, with prunes and squash
How 'bout Leftovers Goulash?
Hey!
Wallace: Nothing brown
And nothing soupy
Nothing slippery
And nothing gloopy
Gwen: Nothing mashed
And nothing steamed
And nothing runny with eyes or feet
That smells or wiggles when you touch it or with crusts (takes a deep breath)
And nothing creamed!
Amy: This smells like fish!
I can't stand fish!
I can't believe this cookie smells like fish!
Chef Andre: There are so many things to make
(Timothy: Ice cream!)
Gwen: It tastes like fish!
(Amy: Ice cream!)
Chef Andre: Like chocolate fish!
(Wallace: Ice cream!)
Gwen/Wallace/Timothy/Amy: Why would anybody eat a cookie fish?
(Gwen: It tastes like fish!)
(Timothy: I want some ice cream!)
Chef Andre: A custard soup, a liver cake
(Wallace: I can't stand fish!)
(Timothy: I want some ice cream!)
Chef Andre: A curry pie, with prunes and squash
(Amy: I can't believe this cookie smells like fish!)
(Timothy: Not broccoli, not turkey!)
How 'bout Leftovers Goulash?
(Timothy: It's got to taste like ice cream! Hey!)
(Wallace and Gwen: Hey!)
Chef Andre: Take a pot
And add a lot
Of codfish mash
And kidney hash!
Let's add some snails
And catfish tails,
Some brains and feet
Can't wait to eat!
A sloppy scoop
Of runny gloop
A squid on toast
A rhubarb roast
Some tofu stew
With extra goo
Leftover squash
It's called goulash!
Hey!
(Wallace/Gwen/Timothy/Amy: We're not hungry anymore! Hey!)
