The Letter of Harold
I have contacted you in order to confirm that the metallic object has been placed into the cellar. It is written by the King of the Hittites that the object must be buried and forgotten about. We shall collapse the cellar within the month and will destroy any nearby homes. Upon reading this letter, you will set the paper on fire and will destroy any remaining knowledge of this event.
Anyone with knowledge about the object will be executed by order of the king, including us. This will be for the good of all involved due to the properties that have inflicted those who have come in contact with the metallic object. In fact, the king of the Hittites has arranged his own assassination, if you have any doubts about the seriousness of this event. We shall not allow the future to know about this event.
After writing this, I have developed the urges, most likely due to thinking so much about the object. After mailing this, I will end my life to protect those around me. May the lord have mercy on me.
