ACT 1
Big Chungus wakes up from a meth coma once again.
Big Chungus: "good morning cruel world..."
Big chungus drags his naked floppy ass over the floor and tried to open the fridge and get himself something to eat before he becomes small chungus.
Big Chungus: "God damnit, only goat urine again? I need to stock up"
Big Chungus puts a shirt on and gets out of his little goblin meth den, and tries to score something to eat.
Big Chungus: "I am fucking hungry"
Big Chungus' stomach is rumbling, he needs something to consume right fucking now, he's on the verge of death.
Big Chungus: "I have an idea, I'll visit my friend Sonic! Have not seen him in years, I hope he hasn't OD yet. He's a strong little boy I'm sure he's alive!"
Big Chungus gets ready for the adventure and picks up his lucky charm, a vial of a prototype anthrax syrum.
Big Chnugus tried to remember hard where his good ol' friend Sonic is staying, Sonic moves a lot so it's hard to keep up at time. But Big Chngus is no fool. He knows how to attract Sonic!
Big Chungus visits the local pharmacy and demands at gun point two boxes of fentanyl, he screams at the store keeper "hurry up you faggot time to pay up!"
The store keeper begs for his life, which annoys Big Chungus to the point of no return. Big Chungus caps two rounds into that fucking bitchasss balla busta looking cracka and takes all he needs for his master plan.
Big Chungus: "Thanks for yo' help nigga"
Big Chungus gets out and throws his strap into a public bin and busts a sprint so hard he sprains his ankle and falls to the ground. Big Chungus looses his mind, he tries to get up yet he can't. Big Chungus faints from the pain.
Big Chungus: "Fuck..."
**Unkown time after**
Big Chungus: "Where... where the fuck am I?"
N/A: "Don't worry about it, relax"
Big Chungus tries to get his surrounding but he is blind folded and tied up.
Big Chungus: "Let me... GO, you little bitch"
N/A: "hehhe don't you recognize me? fucking idiot... of course"
Big Chungus: "Who... are you...?"
Sonic: "IT IS I! SONIC!"
Big Chungus: "No... it can't be"
Sonic: "You think I wouldn't know you're trying to catch me? HUH?! IM FUCKING SONIC THE MOTHERFUCKING HEDGEHOG"
Big Chungus: "It's not what you think I swear!"
Sonic: "Not what I think? I think you were trying to lure me with fentanyl and FUCKING EAT ME!"
Big Chungus: "I... I am hungry..."
Sonic: "So... you are hungry huh?"
Sonic takes a hit of an entire fentanyl packet.
Sonic: "I could... feed ya!"
Sonic had the meanest grin on his sparked up face. His mouth muscles were twitching uncontrollably and so did his eyes.
Sonic took off his white lingerie and revealed a massive fucking bandooker of a monster dong and a pair of sparkly sweaty droopy testicles.
Sonic: "You are still hungry huh?!"
Big Chungus: "SHOW MERCY OH MY LORD"
Sonic: "Mercy?! Killing and raping my wife and daughters in Vietnam was mercy? Chasing me to the end of the world was mercy?"
Big Chungus: "Just kill me already oh God I am so sorry!"
Sonic ignores his pleas and takes off Big Chungus' dirty white t-shirt
Big Chungus: "Plea.."
But before Big Chungus could finish his last words, Sonic gagged him with a whole loaf of moldy bread.
Sonic: "bona petite motherfucker"
Sonic spreads Big Chungus' legs and forces his massive bad dragon penis into Big Chungus' juicy butthole and thursts in and out without mercy until his anus is literally on fire, the friction actually caused Big Chungus' ass to be set on fire.
Big Chungus: *Incoherent gaging and crying*
Sonic: "YOU LIKE THAT? DO YOU? YOU THINK MY POOR GIRL EMILY THE HEDGEHOG ENJOYED BEING DISMEMBERED BY YOUR SADISTIC ASS IN BANGKOK?!"
Big Chungus could not speak but his face told it all, he knew he deserves everything that was coming to him. He could not apologize nor was he allowed to. The hypocrisy would be too great.
Sonic kept thrusting for around 50 minutes until his cock erupted like a fucking volcano. A volcano of cum and hatred. The cum was shot at the speed of light and caused an earthquake in the 10-mile vicinity. The ground split in two and the two "lovers" fell inside the bottomless pit of the cum earthquake.
Sonic and Big Chungus grabbed each other, almost as if hugging in terror, and trying to shield each other from the unknown. The air was thin of oxygen and both heroes fell asleep.
A hard fall it was.
ACT 2
Sonic and Big Chungus woke up in pitch darkness and tried to understand if they are in hell or in something... Far, far more sinister...
Sonic: "Hello? Is anyone here?"
Big Chungus managed to finally spit out his gag and managed to cough a few words out.
Big Chungus: "Sonic, what the fuck."
Sonic: "Shut up you fat fuck, lemme think"
Sonic grabbed his own cock and set it on fire using his fire bending skills.
Sonic: "Ah, finally, some light"
The moment Sonic saw what was in front of him, he regretted ever surviving the fall.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
It was YO MAMA.
Yo Mama was so fat her cock was the size of a semi truck.
Yo Mama was so fat every step she took towards Sonic and Big Chungus destroyed the earth beneath.
Yo Mama was so fat she ate all the jokes I had to give.
And Yo Mama was horny as fuck.
Sonic gulped in fear. He knew this is a faith he wouldn't wish on his worth enemy, and not even on Big Chungus.
Big Chungus: "She's going to fuck us up isn't she..."
Sonic: "Yep..."
Big Chungus stood up with the last of his strength. And menacingly looked straight into Yo Mama's dead eyes.
His pupils dilated into the darkness, for the first time in his life, he knew what was the right thing to do.
Big Chungus: "Sonic, stay back. It's time to make it right"
Sonic: "What the fuck are you trying to do"
Big Chungus: "I'm going to have sex with Yo Mama"
Sonic: "ARE YOU CRAZY, YOU'LL NEVER SURVIVE THIS"
Big Chungus: "I'm sorry for what I did, Sonic, let me make this up to you. I don't deserve to live"
Sonic: "I couldn't imagine a worst death out here"
Big Chungus: "I know... just get the fuck away"
Sonic nodded back to Big Chungus, and was trying to hide away his tears.
Big Chungus started running, he didn't care about his sprained ankle, or the injuries he sustained, he was just looking for redemption.
Yo Mama was ready, she spread her legs, and her giant stanky 10ft long vagina opened up its beef curtains. Big Chungus was finally happy.
Big Chungus leaped inside Yo Mama's pussy and gnawed his way inside her.
Pure anguish was surrounding his spirit, he wanted to snap his own neck and be done with it. But he knew it had to be done.
Yo Mama was screaming in agony like a T-rex and was flinging shit from side to side.
Big Chungus kept tearing and shredding his way inside her, reaching her heart. It was void of any holy spirit, and was filled with the most vile and unpure substance unknown to man.
Yo Mama was shouting in Latin all kinds of ancient sorceries and black magic, spawning demons to fight off this intruder.
What fate does Big Chungus await? Will he defeat Yo Mama?
ACT 3
Big Chungus was clinging to Yo Mama's black shrivled heart, trying to find a weak spot, but the ancient demons of Yo Mama were trying to consume his flesh. He managed to fend them off but they kept coming.
But to our surprise, a loud BOOM was heard outside.
Sonic found a bazooka. And he was willing to use it.
SonicL: "You are not alone in this Big Chungus, I gotcha!"
Another BOOM was heard, Sonic was shooting down Yo Mama's dark spirits of hell, saving Big Chungus from their wrath.
Yo Mama was now fucking MAD.
She was swinging and crying and stomping, trying to squash Sonic like the bug he was to her. Yo Mama is almost 100 meters tall btw.
Yo Mama was trying to flatten Sonic with her giant God-cock but he was too quick for her, Sonic kept moving from side to side, shooting her down with his bazooka.
Meanwhile,
Big Chungus finally found a weak spot. He found an unclogged heart velvet inside her, and he crawled right inside, latching into Yo Mama's very soul.
And there he did the unthinkable, he pulled out a TRAVIS SCOTT BURGER out of his fat ass, something he planned to use only in special circumstances, well this was a pretty important event, taking down the colossus YO MAMA and redeeming himself from his nasty past.
Travis Scott's burger unleashed a type of pre-historic energy that absolutely DEMOLISHED anything in its path. Including YO MAMA's very soul.
Yo Mama's eyes turned upside down and she collapsed.
The harder they fall...
Sonic witnessed the beast succumbing to the TRAVIS SCOTT burger and clapped gently alongside to the beautiful scenery.
Sonic: "The madman did it... I can't believe it!"
Sonic searched far and wide but he couldn't see Big Chungus anywhere.
Years have passed, and Sonic still was looking for Big Chungus, hoping to at least find a memorabilia of him. But it seemed Travis Scott was too powerful even for Big Chungus.
Rest In Peace, Big Chungus.
Did Big Chungus redeem himself? Or was it not enough?
FIN
