Before they knew it, it was five AM, though neither of them knew immediately. Evan hadn't set an alarm to wake up. He did have pretty heavy morning wood, though, but neither he nor his snivy would be the first to see it. The door swung open without even a knock.

"Evan!" Anna stepped inside. "You'd better be ready, else I'll-" She froze, turning bright red. The door slammed quickly shut again, jarring the two sleepers awake.

Evan jolted upright. "Huh, what?" He groaned. "Ugh… sis…"

"For the love of holy Arceus! Put on some clothes!" Anna screamed, voice muffled from the other side of the door.

"Mew, Arcues, learn to knock!" He yelled back before dressing himself lazily in yesterday's clothes.

"Me knocking isn't the problem! Why aren't you wearing any clothes!?"

"That's just how I sleep dammit!" He picked up his bag before poking Princess. "Heeey, you okay?"

"Sni..." It'd been a bit of a fright, but she nodded hesitantly. To her, the bulge in his pants was very visible. That meant he was ready again, right? He was standing up, so she had to stretch to try, and reach at it, her little arms up in the air. It gave Evan an idea.

"You know… you're kinda small. How would you feel about riding in here?" He gestured to his pants.

"Sni?" Princess's arms dropped. She looked at him quizzically.

"Well I mean, if you really want to help with my er… situation here, you could ride in my pants. I think you'll fit."

"Sni!" She nodded.

He picked her up, lightly, helping her into his pants. Surprisingly, she had plenty of room to move around, and play with his dick. He decided to wear a longer jacket to help hide the new, even bigger bulge she made before leaving his room.

Anna waited outside, Tepig on her shoulder. Her cheeks were puffed in frustracion as she typed away on her phone. She flipped it closed, and hid it when Evan stepped out. Evan could only guess what scathing new comments she'd just written about him in her journal. She looked up, and rolled her eyes.

"Your bag?"

He turned to show he was wearing a backpack. "Right here, calm down sis, I'm ready."

"Oh," She blinked, surprised. It'd been hard to see behind that thick jacket he was wearing, but it looked like he was actually prepared for once. Though the thick jacket was a bit odd. It wasn't really cold out.

The jacket seemed to be doing it's job, though. Anna didn't even notice Princess's little bulge in his pants. The air was so hot, and musty in there. It was rather quickly warming her cool blood. She hugged his erection, pulling it close to her mouth. Smiling, Princess held the soft tip, and used her tongue to tickle it.

Evan quietly moaned, but suppressed it, not wanting his sister to find out. "Where are we going first?" The sun hadn't even risen yet. It was pretty dark for them to be starting their journey.

Anna sighed, descending the stairs. "Didn't you even read a map? There's only one way to go from here. We're going to Floccesy Town."

"Nope, didn't read the map, but I think I know the way."

They headed into the dark of the early morning. Evan made sure Princess was comfortable, still trying his best to look inconspicuous.

Princess made little circles with her tongue to give pleasure to every inch of her trainer's sensitive tip. It made it hard for him to keep focused on looking innocent. She cupped it with her mouth, tasting precum as she kept teasing it. Evan groaned softly. She was doing an amazing job. Princess slipped the rest of the tip into her mouth, tickling it with the back of her throat. She slid her tongue side to side, coaxing out his cum. She was rewarded with a gooey explosion which she swallowed eagerly.

By then, the twins had made it to the first grassy route. A sign marked "Route 19" stood at the edge of the path.

"Alright, Tepig, let's go!" Anna said.

"Tepig!" Tepig said, jumping off her shoulder, and quickly leading the way. It didn't take long for a patrat to reveal himself from the grass. Anna stopped, growing excited. So excited that she didn't even notice little Princess's head popping out from the top of Evan's pants to see what all the noise was about. Their first battle!

"Alright Tepig, let's-" But before Anna could finish, the patrat bolted in the opposite direction with Run Away. "H-hey! Wait!" Anna cried as she and Tepig gave chase.

"Wow, sis! Hold up!" Evan called, quickly helping Princess back into his pants before awkwardly jogging after them.

The two didn't even notice as they passed a figure dressed all in white slouched by the edge of a small pond.

"Come on! Come on!" There were tired rings under Hunter's eyes as he stared intensely at the stubborn basculin swimming just out of reach under the water. He was inching closer though, curious about the bait Hunter'd managed to tie to the end of a stick. This time surely it'd take it! Sure enough, the stupid fish took a huge bite out of the bait!

"Yes!" He cried, yanking the fish from the water where he could reach it with his ready pokeball.

However, right as he threw it, he heard an, "Osha… oshaaa… OSHAAAAAWOTT!"

Snot's first sneeze of the day sent out a heavy Hydro Pump that hit the basculin midair, knocking his mouth off the bait, and sending him back into the river. The thrown pokeball made a pathetic little sploosh as it fell, empty, into the water and was lost.

Done with his sneeze, the Pokemon rubbed his nose and waved at his trainer with a muffled, "Osha!"

Hunter stared at him in disbelief. Even getting that one bite on the lure had taken hours. HOURS! He sighed, tossing his sad excuse for a rod into the pond with a similar sploosh of defeat. "Alright, you win."

But, "Osha!" Snot dived into the pond to look for the rod for his trainer.

"No, Snot, don't-" Hunter sighed, palming his face, but he waited, and watched as the little otter swam off.

Snot grabbed the floating stick, but as he started to swim back, he felt a sharp pain on his tail. "WOOOOOOOOOOTT!" Oshawott flung himself from the water, soaring brilliantly into the air before he landed with a splat in the dirt right in front of Hunter. The rod was still intact in his hands, but also a blue striped basculin was clamped down on his tail. Stunned, it took a few seconds for Hunter to snatch up another pokeball from his belt.

"Gotcha!" He threw the ball at the unprepared fish. The pokemon went in, bouncing to the ground where it slowly rocked back, and forth. One time… two times… three times... aaand... click! It'd taken all night, but Hunter finally caught his first pokemon! He pumped his fist in the air in silent victory. "Good one, Snot."

"Osha.." Snot raised his hand, voice muffled by both the ground, and the snot in his nose. As he pushed himself up, the two would see the sun rise over the hills, marking the end to a night of absolutely no sleep.

Hunter sighed, but forced himself to stand. He pulled out his dex, and made a new entry for basculin while stifling a yawn. Maybe it wouldn't be too late to catch a purrloin next. He thought he'd heard a few of the nocturnal felines prowling around in the dark while he was fishing. Too bad he'd been so busy fishing, or he'd have noticed Snot had actually had a little fun with one while he was distracted. Though, as he prepared to head off in search, a delicious little smell wafted past his nose.

His stomach growled.

Hunter's eyes drifted towards Floccesy Town not far ahead of him. He had a feeling he wouldn't like the place, it didn't look quite as clean as Aspertia. Though... there did appear to be a little bakery/cafe near the gate that had a vanilish sign posted over the door. Maybe he could get something to eat? Something to wake him up a little?

Hunter shook his head. Like he'd ever eat something that someone else's grubby hands had prepared. Hunter sat heavily on a rock, and rooted through his bag.

"Here, Snot," he said, handing the little guy some rather bland looking crackers.

"Osha?" Taking it, Snot looked more than a little disappointed.

"Eat it, it's good for you." Hunter insisted. He'd packed them full of important vitamins, and nutrients.

Snot took a bite, his face turning green almost immediately before spitting it out. "Osha!"

"Oh come on! They're not that bad!" Hunter protested, taking a bite of his own cracker,

and instantly regretting it.

"Bleh… okay, they're pretty bad."

His gaze wandered, almost longingly, back to the cafe, and it's delicious smells. He saw something then. A pokemon with white fur, and big orange ears. The pokemon was a bit out of view, but even Hunter could tell it wasn't a normal pokemon to see around here. Hunter pulled out his pokedex to see if it had anything to say about it.

The little machine ran it's little pokeball loading icon for what felt like an eternity before an error popped up the screen. ERROR: Pokemon unidentified. The dex gave a small button where he could enter info on the new pokemon.

Hunter rubbed at his eye. The lack of sleep must've been getting to him. There was nooo way he'd found an undiscovered pokemon already. But the error screen didn't change at all. It really must be a rare pokemon! Hunter shot up, bland breakfast completely forgotten. He looked up to see the little guy heading right into Floccesy. It seemed to be trying to sneak into the same cafe Hunter'd noticed.

"Wait!" Hunter called, snatching up his bag, and rushing after it. He couldn't let such a rare pokemon escape! But he wasn't fast enough. The pokémon climbed up onto a window sill, and hopped inside. Hunter sprinted to the front door, poor Snot running up behind his trainer, completely confused on what the fuss was about.

Hunter grabbed his handkerchief from his pocket to grab the filthy door knob, swinging it open. The cafe was rather small. A counter, and a few booths. Sitting on the counter was a girl in her late teens with a slim figure, pink hair raining down her back, and nothing more than a light pink apron to cover herself. As soon as she saw Hunter, she let out a gasp so dramatic she fell off the counter backwards with a crash.

Hunter hardly noticed. That pokemon didn't seem to be in sight. It must've gone behind the counter. He hurried to check, but as soon as he crossed the corner of the counter, he'd find the same girl in his face, smiling ear to ear.

"Hello! I haven't seen you before so that's why I gasped, I'm normally not so gaspy, but when I see someone new I just get so excited! A new friend! What could be better? That's the second new friend in like, five minutes, and the first one was even a cute Pokémon!" Her words were like a spitfire, coming out almost too fast, and rapid for Hunter to understand.

He got the gist of some of it, though. "You saw it!? Where'd it go?"

"Up my butt!" The girl laughed at her own phrasing. Most people would find it to be a cute giggling fit.

But Hunter could only gape in horror. "U-up your..." Surely she couldn't actually mean...

"Yup!" The girl smiled, doing a small spin as she reached to her behind to slip out a small pokeball.

Hunter let out a high pitched shriek! Even if such techniques were common for Unovan citizens who didn't wear pockets, it was repulsive! Hunter thought he might faint.

The girl released the pokemon on the counter, letting the rare pokemon hop out. On closer inspection, it was pretty small, only around a foot tall. Its pure white furred body contrasted hard against a bright orange V on its head.

"Tini?"

"Aren't they sooooo cute? I couldn't find a dick, or a pussy on them so I really have no idea if I should use he or she. It's kind of confusing really because I really wanted to have some fun with them, but I guess that's a no, but they still have a mouth so they can still eat sweet foods, and me!"

"Tini!" The rare pokemon cried again, this time seeming to match their new trainer's excitement.

Hunter's heart sank. So she'd caught it first then.

"I'll trade you!" He grabbed Snot under the arms, and hoisted him up for the girl to see. "My oshawott for that... Tini!"

Now it was the girl's turn to look horrified. "Trading friends? TRADING FRIENDS? Why would anyone ever trade their friends?" She hugged the tini Pokemon defensively. "Tini" simply looked from one trainer to the other, completely confused.

"I.. uh... Because then you'll make new friends?" Hunter tried.

"But how would that oshawott feel? Huh? HUH?" She seemed to be getting angrier the more he talked. Poor Snot was close to tears at the thought of being given away so early. Hunter was clearly losing her.

"Uh, one moment!" He ducked behind the other side of the counter with Snot, daring to get close enough so they could plot while not being overheard. "Calm down, Snot. What's wrong?"

His pokemon hugged him, and buried his face in Hunter's chest, smearing snot over his shirt. "O-osha… Oshawooott!"

Shivering, Hunter peeled him off his chest, sighing. "Aw, cheer up buddy."

"Osha?" Snot sniffled. Was he a bad Pokemon already? But he'd tried to be a good pokemon. Why was he being traded so soon?

Hunter actually felt a bit bad. "I'm sorry, Snot. I guess I got a bit excited. You're not a bad pokemon. It's just that, well, maybe we're not the best fit for each other."

"Wott?" The Pokemon tilted his head a bit, wondering why he could possibly be a bad fit for him?

"Well..." Hunter put him down so he could unbutton the now ruined shirt. How to explain it without sounding hurtful? "I guess, you're just really energetic, and that's fine, there's nothing wrong with that, it's just that I'm... not."

Snot looked down to the ground. "Osha..." So it was his fault.

Hunter sighed again, putting on his next shirt. He patted the little otter's head, trying to cheer him up. "Come on, little guy. You don't need a guy like me. Wouldn't you like having a cute, sexy girl to be your trainer?" He knew how eager the guy was to jump on Bianca when they'd first met.

Snot thought about it, putting his head on a paw for a little bit, and imagining being with a sexy girl trainer with five other female Pokemon. At this his mind was decided.

"Wott!" He nodded.

Hunter broke into a smile. Now they were getting somewhere! He picked him up to let Snot peek over the counter to get a good look at the pink haired girl again. "What about her? She's super energetic, and she probably even bakes sweets! She's perfect for you!" Though he shuddered as he remembered she was also the kind of girl to shove Snot right up her butt. Exactly the kind of girl he'd want to avoid, but Snot probably wouldn't care about that.

Oshawott pondered again. Those cakes did look pretty good… It was decided! Snot would like to be with her. He turned back to his trainer and nodded, "Osha!"

"Great!" Hunter said, setting him down again. "I'll do my best to convince her. You just show her how great of a friend you can be. Got it?"

"Wott!" Snot stood up on the counter looking as happy, and excited as possible. Though the girl was admittedly still talking to that "Tini" pokemon about… what seemed to be about frosting.

Hunter popped back up too, mustering up enough friendly energy to make himself want to gag. "See! Snot is perfectly happy about being your friend!"

The girl looked at him in immediate disgust. "My friend? I thought I asked him to be YOUR friend!"

Hunter froze. "Uuuuhhh... He is my friend! Right buddy?"

"Wott!" Snott nodded in agreement.

"Oh, that's good!" The girl said, petting his head, "Well I'm more than happy to be your friend! But that means we haven't done something yet! And you!" She pointed at Hunter, "Are we friends?"

Probably not. Hunter didn't have many friends, but this girl was looking to be too annoying to be called one of them. Though, of course that wouldn't get him the trade, so, "Uh-of course we are!"

With one slick move the girl slid over the counter, knocking Hunter over, and pinning him to the ground as she sat on his stomach. "That means there's a friend I haven't fucked yet! We need to fix that!" She giggled.

"Uh... right." Hunter did his best not to panic. He hoped he hadn't just made a huge mistake.

With a quick motion, the girl threw off her apron, planting a deep kiss on Hunter's lips, then going on to say, "You know I've never met someone I haven't fucked yet, you were the only one! Though that doesn't count people that I hate. If I hate you I don't fuck you because that's just silly! I did used to hate you, yup! I sure did, but I think you're okay now, so I'm going to give you a good time, okay? Okay!" Using her legs she stripped off Hunter's pants.

Hunter gulped. "Y-you've been tested... right?" STDs weren't a big deal in Unova for most people, not since the nurses from Alola helped teach the pokecenter's audinos how to cure them, but for someone like Hunter? Catching one meant certain death! He could never live with himself.

"Tested? Oh you mean sex class? Oh yeah! Highest in my grade!"

"That's not what I-"

"Here I go!"

"Wha-!? Wait!"

Hunter let out a high pitched squeal of fear as the girl bounced herself up in the air, and landed herself right on his dick. It speared into her to the hilt. Anyone less skilled would've probably messed something up with that kind of maneuver, and crushed his poor prick.

The relief when he felt her pussy envelop him was almost better than its soft warmth. "Hey, maybe be a bit more careful, yeah?"

The girl giggled. "Oh come on, I'm good! I was the top student at cowgirl!" She began to bounce happily on his cock, moaning surprisingly little, though her chattering made up for it. "Though of course I was top student in just about everything about sex. Not when it came to the other subjects though. I almost failed! Luckily all my teachers really liked fucking me, said I gave the best at everything, and were more than willing to give me some extra credit." How did she even manage to say so much in one breath? This girl was something else, but it was getting hard to really think about that. She rotated her hips as she moved, causing Hunter to moan.

"Oh yeah! My name's Diane! What's yours, new friend? I never heard! And knowing names is important!"

"Hunter." He managed. Arceus! It was hard to keep up.

She kept moving up, and down, and twirling on him, her walls squeezing his cock every inch of way! "Hunter! Great! Please fill me up! I love being stuffed like a pie! Usually by anyone, but friends are even better!"

"Right.~" he moaned. It wasn't long before he found release inside of her.

"Aaaaah..." Diane sighed as she was filled, but just like that, when it was done, she hopped off him. She picked up Snot, who was watching, and sat him in her lap. "Don't think I forgot your turn!" She started jerking him off, asking Hunter, "Soooo what were we talking about before fucking, again?"

"Oshaaaa..~" The Pokemon already moaned from her skilled handwork.

Seeing where this was going, Hunter prematurely went to his pack to get the wipes ready. "I was hoping we'd be able to agree on a trade."

"A trade!?" She stopped stroking immediately in shock, "No no no! I'd never trade my friends! Why would you even suggest that?!"

"Er, well because Oshawott wants to be friends with you. And I want to make friends with... uh... that." He pointed at the rare pokemon who'd been curiously watching all of this. It wasn't really clear if they understood what all was happening.

"But I just can't give away a friend!" Diane pouted, starting her stroking again, but now aggressive and a bit rough, causing Snot to moan out loudly.

But that gave Hunter an idea, throwing back something similar to what she'd thrown at him. "Well, how do they feel about the trade?" After all, she'd only just caught the guy. They couldn't be all that attached to each other. If he could get them to want him as their trainer instead, then surely Diane couldn't refuse!

"I dunno? Oshawott? Tini? Do you want to be traded?" She asked, head moving back, and forth between the two rapidly.

"Oshaaaaa~" Snot moaned, but he nodded.

Though that "Tini" Pokemon had to ruin it, shaking their head. "Tini."

Diane giggled. "Then nope! Looks like they don't want to be traded!"

Damn it! No! Hunter couldn't accept this! He pressed his hands together in a plea. "Please little... uh... Tini? I swear I'd be a great trainer for you. I know all about strategy, and adventuring with you would be super awesome." Judging by the coloration of their fur, they could be a fire, or a fighting type. If it turned out to be fire, that'd mean this "Tini" would be the perfect fire starter Hunter'd always wanted! The best inclusion to his fire only team!

But "Tini" shook their head again.

Hunter sighed, but the misfortune wasn't over.

"Adventuring? If that's the case couldn't we come too!? I could have more fun with your sweet little oshawott!" She rubbed her thumb around his tip, making him shiver in pleasure, "Then you could be friends with Victini, and all four of us would be good friends, and not have to split anyone up!"

Hunter's heart plunged as he realized his mistake. "Er, that's okay. I wouldn't want to take you away from this... lovely cafe you've got here."

She shook her head though. "No no! My sister is still here, and is just as good! Plus on an adventure I could meet new friends, have fun, and have more-" Suddenly Snot came, easily shooting it up to hit her in the face, causing her to lick a bit off with a giggle, " -more cum!"

Being faced with the inevitable destruction of his adventure still wasn't enough to make Hunter forget to offer her the disinfectant wipe for clean up. "I'm sure it'll just bore you, honestly." He tried in a last desperate attempt to save himself.

"Bored? How could traveling ever be boring? Right, Tini?" She pushed the wipe away, not caring at all.

That little Pokémon cheered. "Tini!"

Which probably would've bothered Hunter more if by now he wasn't already itching with agitation. He raised his hand to start dabbing at her face. "Alright fine. Just give me a sec."

"Hey! Stop it!" Diane laughed, trying to push him away.

Hunter groaned. Why did everyone always have to fight him on this! "Just hold still!" He exclaimed. "It'll only take a sec."

With some struggling, he managed to get her clean. By the end Diane was almost crying from laughter. Once she settled down though, she cheered. "I'll go get my stuff, and we can head out, okay?"

"What? No!" Hunter cried, but she'd already disappeared into the back.

Hunter sighed, feeling defeated. But then, this was his chance wasn't it? Before Diane got back. He began tiptoeing towards the door, keeping an eye on the counter in case she came back. Not seeing where he was going, he didn't even notice the intruder until he bumped right into her.

"Hello there. Have you seen a rare pokemon around?"

"WHA!" Hunter jumped back, screaming in fright.

Standing in the doorway, her fists confidently placed on her hips, was Hilda, the former champion of Unova. Unlike the t-shirt, ripped jeans, and vest she'd frequented as a champion, now she wore all black. An enormous emboar towered behind her. She grinned. "Sorry about that. Didn't mean to scare you."

Hunter stood up, embarrassingly straightening his hair. "I wasn't scared."

Hilda laughed. "Anyway, rare pokemon. You've seen it? I was told they were in the area. They've got red, and white fur, and big ears."

"Tini!" The "Tini" hopped up excitedly, waving. The ex-champion was talking about Tini!

"Yeah, sorry, you're a bit late. The owner here's already caught it."

Hilda frowned. "This little thing?" Her disappointment was immeasurable, and her day was ruined. She sighed, bringing out a pokeball, and returning the emboar behind her.

Just then, Diane returned dressed in a cute, pink minidress. Her bouncing made it obvious she didn't wear panties. She also wore some thigh high socks with patterns, and carried a bag which slightly smelled of sugar. When she saw Hilda, she gasped.

"Hilda? What are you doing here!? Have you come to be friends too!?"

"She came here trying to catch Tini." Hunter explained.

Diane groaned. "Another one? Why does everyone want to have my friend!?"

Hilda raised her hands passively. "Don't worry. I'm no longer interested. Don't know what they want with a weakling like this, but I honestly don't care."

"They?" Hunter asked.

Hilda just smiled. "Take care of yourselves. There're a whole lotta people gunning for that pokemon you've got there. Again, can't really see why." With that, she waved, and left the two trainers rather confused.

They sat in the silence of the cafe for a while. Tini hopped off the counter, and scurried up to them. Looking curiously at both of them. Diane recovered first, shouldering her bag. "Ready?"

"No." Hunter sighed, but he grabbed his own bag. Together they headed out the door.