At Bikini Bottom; the heroes were traveling past Spongebob's house.

"This is where you live?" said Eda.

"Yep, a pineapple under the sea." said Spongebob.

"Don't pineapple's float?" said Sonic.

SpongeBob looked at Sonic.

"This pineapple has a lot of heavy crap in it." said Spongebob.

"Wouldn't doubt that." said Sonic.

"Where exactly did you learn about pineapples floating?" said Luz.

"Some PBS Kids show called Fetch! with Ruff Ruffman." said Sonic.

Everyone stared at the hedgehog.

"I mostly watched Cyberchase on that channel. It's where I learned that fractions basically mean the same things as decimal points and estimations." said Sonic.

SpongeBob nodded.

"I see." He said, "Well anyway I lived here for a while now before moving to the surface."

The group entered the house and looked around.

"Nice place." said Sonic.

"You have no idea." said Spongebob.

Roger saw a map of Bikini Bottom and grabbed it.

"I suppose the town Crunch is from is somewhere on this map, huh?" said Roger.

Spongebob nodded.

"Oh yeah, we'll find out." said Spongebob.

"Hopefully this'll be better then that Sweet 16 birthday party Mr Loud tried to throw for Luna." said Roger.

Flashback

All the residents and their friends were in the dining room of Toon Manor singing happy birthday to Luna.

The singing stopped and the group heard some clanging sounds, shocking them.

"The hell was that?" said Ben.

"I don't know, but someone better check it out. I ain't doing it." said Lynn Sr.

Everyone groaned in annoyance.

"Coward." said Sonic.

He, Rayman, Ben, Meek, Randy, Eda, Luz, Amity, King, Luna, Roger, and Wendy walked over to the source of the sounds and became shocked.

They saw a male moose with some lettered balloons that spelled out SEXIN on it's antlers while two letter balloons of a T and an E were on the ceiling shaking its head around.

"What the, a moose?" said Randy.

"How'd one of these moose creatures even get in here?" said Eda.

"Oh, they could get in anywhere Eda." said Sonic.

"Yeah, one time a moose got into Toon City High during a basketball game, and scored the winning point." said Wendy.

"But then the fucker started freaking out and nearly killed the principal. Took the efforts of Vice Principal Perry just to get that thing out." said Ben.

"That woman still scares me." said Roger.

"Alright, stand back." Rayman said before grabbing two tennis rackets, "I'm going to try and get this thing to leave."

He stepped forward and tried to intimidate the moose into leaving.

"Why does that moose have the word 'sexin' on it's antlers, is that a sex moose?" said Amity.

"No, it's not a sex moose, the balloons actually spelled out sixteen, and the balloons weren't meant to be on a fucking moose." said Rayman.

"I thought moose were tall and adorable like Jason Momoa from Justice League and Aquaman." said Luz.

"Yeah I find him more brutally handsome then adorable." said Sonic.

King stepped forward.

"Hold him down limbless, I'm going to ride this thing out of the mansion." said King.

Rayman looked at King.

"King, we've been through this, you can't ride a moose." said Rayman.

"Oh yes I can." said King, "I am a king."

Sonic leaned over to Wendy.

"Idiot is more like it." said Sonic.

The two snickered.

End Flashback

"The thought of there possibly being a sex moose still haunts me to this day." said Amity.

"There's no such thing as a sex moose. It was coined by the African American character in The Great North." said Sonic.

"You should see the co author's reaction when he heard the show would air on Valentines Day." said Eda.

Cutaway Gag

In a living room; DragonEmperor999 and Smarty 94 were sitting on a couch looking at a TV with lots of soda and popcorn.

DragonEmperor999 was squealing happily.

"THIS IS SO EXCITING!" yelled DragonEmperor999.

"The Great North will start airing on Valentines Day 2021." the TV said before changing to a color screen.

DragonEmperor999 was stunned.

"That's it, that's when The Great North will air?" DragonEmperor999 said before becoming mad, "THAT WILL JUST BE OVERSHADOWED BY LOVE IN THE AIR!"

"Bless the Harts still has some episodes to air." said Smarty 94.

DragonEmperor999 became more mad as steam escaped his ears.

"NICK OFFERMAN BETRAYED US!" yelled DragonEmperor999.

He cried and walked over to a wall full of Ron Swanson pictures and started taking them down.

"I'M STORRY I STARTED THIS FUCKING FAN CLUB IN THE FIRST PLACE!" yelled DragonEmperor999.

He knocked over every DVD copy of Parks and Recreations before tossing some Ron Swanson dolls and bed sheets away.

"I'M GETTING RID OF ALL MY PARKS AND RECREATIONS RELATED STUFF, ALL OF IT, ALL OF IT!" yelled DragonEmperor999.

He reached into his pants and removed a pair of Ron Swanson boxers.

"All of it." said DragonEmperor999.

He ran to the front door.

"I'M GOING TO RUN AWAY, THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO, RUN AWAY!" DragonEmperor999 said before crying and walked out the house and closed the door.

Smarty 94 shook his head.

"Sheesh what a hot head. This is the same reaction he had with Sonic's beta design for the Sonic the Hedgehog film and the Playmobil film despite Kenan Thompson's involvement in that movie." said Smarty 94.

"But, there will be a special sneak peak of The Great North on January 3." said the TV.

Smarty 94 became shocked.

"Dragon come back, there's more." said Smarty 94.

The door opened up and DragonEmperor999 was happy.

"Really?" he said before closing the door.

Then his meltdown played out in reverse as he restored his Ron Swanson stuff and Parks and Recreations DVD's before returning to the living room.

"Hooray, let's watch." said DragonEmperor999.

End Cutaway Gag

"You'd be surprised by how many people have quickly restored their faith in famous people after they were shattered." said Eda.

"We're here." said Spongebob.

Everyone else became confused and looked around to see they were in a fancy town and saw lots of fancily dressed fish walking by.

"This can't be where Crunch used to live." said Wendy.

"Well, according to the map and Roger's plastic bag protected phone, it is." said Spongebob.

"So sparkly, so shiny." said King.

But he was kicked by Sonic.

"Hey, none of that." said Sonic.

"This place is so amazing, nothing I've ever seen before. It's got a gold fountain, a platinum seahorse carriage." said Roger.

He then turned to see Crunch and Marcy in a skin tight scuba suit and a glass helmet taking notes on her phone which was in a plastic bag looking at another humanoid shark who was window shopping.

"Check it out, it's even got its own Crunch and Marcy Wu." said Roger.

But he and everyone became shocked as a record scratching sound was heard.

"Wait, what?" said Roger.

"You've got to be kidding me, this is where Crunch grew up?" said Sonic.

"Never mind why Crunch is here, why is Marcy here, and why is she wearing a skin tight scuba suit?" said Gwen.

"I'm more concerned by why she's taking notes right now." said Luz.

"Crunch really is rich." said Amity.

Everyone looked at the witch.

"What, Crunch was loaded this whole time?" said Eda, "If I had known about that sooner. I would have married the guy on the spot and killed him just to get his family fortune."

Everyone groaned in annoyance.

"Yes, yes, we all know how you act." said Sonic.

Marcy turned around and saw the group before turning back to Crunch.

"Don't look now, but some of your friends are here." said Marcy.

Crunch became shocked and began to turn, but was stopped by Marcy.

"I said don't look." said Marcy.

"Well well." said Roger.

Crunch turned around to see that everyone had appeared behind him.

"Looks like someone's been keeping secrets from us this whole time." said Roger.

Crunch became nervous.

"Uh...well...I...uh." Crunch said before being interrupted by the other shark he was with.

"Christopher, you know these pungent common folk?" the other shark said sounding like Idris Elba.

Everyone else became confused.

"Christopher?" said Sonic.

Eda laughed.

"You mean like Christopher Columbus?" She asked, "That guy who stole the land from Indians and claimed he discovered America when he never found it?"

Everyone looked at the Witch.

"What I watched Adam Ruins Everything." said Eda.

Crunch turned to the other shark.

"Uh, yes father, these are people I've met on my business travels on dry land." said Crunch.

The other shark who was Crunch's father became shocked.

"These must be your servants from the surface world." said Crunch's father before tipping his hat, "The pleasure is all mine. I am Sir Benito."

Spongebob did some thinking.

"Sir Benito?" Spongebob said before becoming shocked, "Wait, I've heard of that name before. Benito's Water Proofing Human Tech Company. You're the guy who formed that company?"

The shark known as Benito laughed.

"Yes sir. I started that company with my bare hands from the ground up, now I'm the most wealthiest person in the entire ocean. One day when I retire, my company will be in Christopher's hands." said Benito.

He noticed Eda.

"And I see my son has taken up a wife." said Benito.

Crunch became shocked.

"Wife? I'd hate to disappoint you father, but Eda over here-"Crunch said before Eda quickly grabbed hold of Crunch's arm affectionately.

"Can't get enough of this very hot and sexy shark." said Eda.

Interview Gag

"What, like I'm going to pass up on an opportunity for easy money." said Eda.

End Interview Gag

Crunch/Christopher's father looked at Eda.

"When exactly did you two get married?" said Benito.

"Two months ago in Las Vegas. We eloped." said Eda.

"Yet she didn't find it interesting." Sonic said under his breath.

Crunch gulped.

"This is getting out of hand." Crunch thought.

"You will do the honor of joining us for dinner tonight, will you?" said Benito.

"Well, actually father-"Crunch said before being interrupted by Sonic.

"We will." said Sonic.

Crunch glared at Sonic.

"The hell dude?" said Crunch.

Sonic grinned.

"Like I'm gonna pass up a chance like this." He said.

"Perfect, I'll see you then." said Benito.

He walked off.

"Okay, see you at home father." said Crunch.

He then glared at everyone else.

"What the hell guys, you couldn't have left me be in peace?" said Crunch.

"I wanted to surprise you, but you surprised us instead." said Roger.

"Same here." said Crunch.

"And why's Marcy involved in this?" said Gwen.

"He would have gotten Eddy involved since he knew about Crunch's background, but he would have haggled Crunch for a huge cut of money." said Marcy.

Everyone nodded at that.

"Okay, fair point." said Gwen.

"Totally." said Sonic.

"He would have haggled." said Wendy.

Crunch shook his head.

"Get the hell out of here, you'll ruin everything." said Crunch.

"Oh no, don't try to pin this on us. You've been keeping secrets from us." said Spongebob.

"Yeah, it's just like that short film The Gunfighter." said Sonic.

"Hey I take offense to that." said the Gunfighter Narrator.

Sonic groaned.

"This guy is lucky that I saw the pilot episode to The Great North and enjoyed it." said Sonic, "Especially the interracial fiancé's."

"I thought that African American chick was the main stars new girlfriend." said King.

But then everyone smacked him really hard across the face.

"You idiot, her VA was born in the eighties. Also, her character is old enough to be the main stars daughter." said Eda.

"Let's not lose sight of the fact that Beef Toblin claimed that his wife died, yet his children knew the whole time she left them to be with her other lover." said Marcy.

"Yet, we've already lost sight of the fact that Crunch was hiding his rich life style from us." said Sonic.

"Says the Famous Hedgehog who's movie was awesome and his beta design was so horrible it would make a blind person cry." said the Gunfighter Narrator.

"Can't argue that logic." said Sonic.

"Oh ain't that nice. Now leave." said Crunch.

Sonic glared at Crunch.

"Make us Christopher." said Sonic.

Crunch groaned.

"Fine, you all can stay, but please I'm begging you all, don't embarrass me." He said.

"That's the last thing we'd want to do." said Spongebob.

Everyone nodded.

"Yeah, we wouldn't want to do that." said Gwen.

Eda then put a finger on Crunch and traced his chest.

"So, what's with the name Christopher oh dear husband of mine?" said Eda.

"Never mind, Crunch is already embarrassed." said Spongebob.

"You mean Christopher?" asked Eda.

Crunch groaned in annoyance.

"Screw this." said Crunch.

He then bit Eda's head off, scuba helmet and all before swallowing it.

Everyone gasped in shock.

"Holy crap." said Amity.

The shark burped.

"Consider us divorced Owl Lady." said Crunch.

But Eda's body punched Crunch in the belly.

He then puked Eda's head out.

The head then reattached to Eda's body.

"I think I wet myself." said Eda.

"That wasn't you, that was just water entering your bulky scuba suit due to the big opening." said Marcy.

Everyone looked at Marcy.

"So what do you think of this place Marcy?" asked Eda.

Marcy smiled.

"Really enjoying it." Marcy said before pulling out her bag protected phone, "I got lots of notes about sea life in here."

"Like what?" asked Eda.

"Interesting stuff." said Marcy.

"Wouldn't doubt it." said Spongebob.