With Crunch's group; they had appeared outside a huge mansion and were shocked.
"Yeesh, this is where you live?" Wendy.
Crunch nodded.
"Yep, has so much stuff to make Squillium Fancysom jealous. If only father didn't start a business deal with him." said Crunch.
"Now we know where the money comes from." said Sonic.
The doors opened up and everyone became shocked by the inside of the mansion.
So shocked that Eda's jaw dropped off.
"Yikes, this place is better then my house." said Eda.
"You're father must be compensating for something. Where's his safe?" said King.
Crunch clapped his hands and a squid dressed like a butler appeared.
"Yes Master Christopher?" said the butler.
"Put my land dwelling servants in skin tight scuba suits." said Crunch.
"Right away sir." said the butler.
He clapped his hands and lots of butlers surrounded his land friends before they disappeared, revealing that the land dweller friends were now in skin tight scuba suits while still wearing their scuba helmets.
Eda looked at herself in a mirror.
"Dang, I look good." said Eda.
"You'd look good either way Eda, you gold digger." said Sonic.
Eda growled in anger before becoming confused.
"Wait, what's a gold digger?" said Eda.
"A gold digger is someone who marries not for love, but for money." said Roger.
"Oh I thought it was a person who digs gold in mines." said Eda.
"That's a gold miner, even I know that, and Nickelodeon's been dumbing me down greatly since after my first film was released." said Spongebob.
"Why would they do that?" asked Eda.
"Probably because I've been on the air since 1999." said Spongebob.
"Twenty years, you sure you weren't created by Matt Groening?" said Eda.
"Positive." said Spongebob.
He then walked around the mansion.
"Hmm, nice." said Spongebob.
"Yep, it's even got a room full of actual air." said Crunch.
Everyone looked at the shark confused.
"What, how else do you think I learned to breath air? I had to convince my father to let me go on dry land somehow." said Crunch.
Everyone nodded at that logic.
"That makes sense." said Amity.
"Come on, I've got something to show you." said Crunch.
Later; the group was in a factory of sorts where lots of dry land technology was going down on conveyor belts.
"Here's where the magic of making dry land technology working in the ocean happens." said Crunch, "Now who wants to see this in action?"
Everyone held out their plastic bag protected phones to Crunch.
"Desperate are we." said Crunch.
"Damn straight Christopher." said Sonic.
The shark groaned in annoyance.
Later; everyone's phones were going down the conveyor belt.
"The technology begins by being placed in a water proof chamber before the belt before going down it into a chamber where some machines place a chip inside each device to make it 100 percent water proof." said Crunch.
The phones went into another chamber before coming out of them outside of their bags, and not shorting out.
"And there you have it, water proof phones." said Crunch, "What do you think?"
Roger grabbed his phone and flipped it into tablet mode before he began watching the Great North.
"Nick Offerman and Jenny Slate, here I come." said Roger.
A Butler came and scoffed.
"Nick Offerman is an asshole and doesn't deserve to be in any shows and movies because all of them suck." He said.
Everyone gasped.
Fishes who were swimming gasped.
A Dog fish who was peeing stopped and gasped.
Normal sharks stopped and gasped and fell.
The earth stopped moving.
Back in the ocean.
"Well shit." said Sonic.
"And nothing can make me change my mind." said the butler.
But then he was pierced through the head by a whale harpoon before dying and being dragged up to the surface.
Everyone noticed it in confusion.
"Who do you suppose did him in?" said Gwen.
"I bet the Co Author." said Crunch.
On the surface; the now dead butler was pulled out of the water by the Toblin family on their family boat.
"Sweet, when we get home, we'll be eating like kings and queens." said Beef.
Honeybee shook her head.
"Like we don't already do that." said Honeybee.
"Let's get another." said Moon.
Beef fired the harpoon back in the water before pulling it back up, revealing that both Sonic and Eda were both holding it while glaring at the group.
The Toblin's became shocked.
"Hey, you're not fish." said Wolf.
"Yeah, and you guys ain't the Addams family either, so we both lose." said Eda.
"Could you be so kind as to not firing a whale harpoon in this area? We're visiting a friends family." said Sonic.
Moon nodded.
"Sorry Mr Hedgehog." said Moon.
"Thanks." said Sonic.
He and Eda let go of the harpoon before sinking back down to the bottom of the ocean.
"Nice people. Inspiration is striking already." said Judy.
Back at Crunch's old home; everyone was preparing for dinner.
"How're we supposed to eat in these helmets?" said Roger.
SpongeBob snapped his fingers and Raven appeared.
"Like that." said Spongebob.
"Oh okay." said Roger.
"Oh sure, get help from someone who knows magic despite there being a witch in your presence." Amity said sarcastically.
Raven glared at Amity.
"Nice to see you too." said Raven.
She then shared to glow.
"Azarath Metrion Zinthos!" She casted the spell and the helmets vanished and everyone can breath under water, "I've given you all the ability to breath Land and Sea."
"Couldn't have made me move faster underwater? Because water pretty much makes me move at the average speed of a human whenever I go under water." said Sonic.
Raven nodded.
"Alright then." said Raven.
She placed a hand on Sonic's forehead.
"Azarath Metrion Zinthos!" said Raven.
"Why must all of her spells be the same three words?" said Amity.
"Because the people at DC Comic's wasted their rhyming characteristics for Etrigen." said Eda.
Everyone groaned in annoyance.
"Well that's a fair point in some ways. That guy speaks like a poet." said Luz.
Amity looked at Luz in confusion.
"I work in a comic book shop, remember?" said Luz, "You've seen me putting Superman comics on shelves."
"I bet all in..." Said SpongeBob but saw Amity's glare and gulped.
"Go ahead, say it." said Amity.
"I'd rather not, you get upset real easily." said Spongebob.
"No I don't." said Amity.
"Look at what you did to my cat when you accidentally kissed him on New Years." Sonic said before pulling out his phone and showed a picture of Salem with his entire body in a cast while wearing a cone over his head.
Amity smiled.
"That cat had it coming." She said.
"And Hooty." said Sonic as he pulled a pic of Hooty in therapy.
"He also had it coming." said Amity.
"He did nothing." said Luz.
"Exactly." said Amity.
Interview Gag
Hooty is mad.
"Why must Amity always abuse me for no reason?" said Hooty, "Hoot, hoot."
End Interview Gag
"You wouldn't have assaulted Salem if he were Luz's cat." said Gwen.
"Yeah right." said Amity.
Sonic cleared his throat.
"Roll flashback." said Sonic.
Flashback
Amity was in the Toon Manor kitchen pulling out a TV dinner from a microwave that consisted of a flat bread pizza, some mac and cheese, peas, and a brownie.
She was about to eat her meal when she saw Salem staring at her.
"You going to eat that?" said Salem.
Amity growled before turning to see that Luz was walking by.
"Is this your cat?" said Amity.
Luz looked at Amity.
"No, he belongs to Sonic." said Luz.
Amity nodded.
"Okay then. Good to know." said Amity.
She turned back to Salem, only to see he ate the TV dinner, shocking her.
"YOU ATE MY LUNCH!" yelled Amity.
Salem burped loudly.
"More please." said Salem.
Far away; lots of punching sounds were heard followed by lots of meowing.
End Flashback
"I would never trust you to pet sit any of my pets." said Sonic.
Then a butler appeared in the room.
"Dinner is almost ready." said the butler.
Sonic smiled.
"Nice, I'm starving." He said.
"I'm Abby the Butler, Nice to meet you Hungry." joked the Butler now named Abby.
"I'm the one who makes the over the top cheesy jokes that everyone laughs at. Anyways, rich people food, here I come." said Sonic.
He ran off, making some water push everyone back a ways.
"I don't think Raven took that into consideration." said Roger.
