In the mansion dining room; Crunch and his friends were about to sit down at the huge table.
"Don't embarrass me here." said Crunch.
"Wouldn't dream about it Christopher." said Sonic.
Crunch growled in anger.
"And stop calling me Christopher." said Crunch.
"Can't, turns out it's your real name." said Sonic.
Interview Gag
"God dammit, this happens every time. Sonic finds out something new about someone, and he goes and makes fun of the person for it." said Crunch.
End Interview Gag
Abby then lit the candles on the dining room table.
"Okay, a candle lit dinner for the married shark and human." said Abby.
"I'm a witch actually." said Eda.
Roger then thought of something.
"Hey wait a minute, if we're under water, how could there be some-"Roger said before all the flames on the candles went out.
Everyone glared at the meerkat.
"Nice going, you broke the fourth wall under water." said Marcy.
"Not the worst thing to happen." said Roger.
Marcy punched Roger.
Then Benito entered the room.
"So, how're my son's friends doing?" said Benito.
Everyone looked at him.
"Doing good." said Gwen.
"Christopher was just telling us the story about his marriage to Eda." said Sonic.
Interview Gag
"Might as well have some fun while I'm at it." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
Crunch's dad nodded.
"I want to hear the story of your wedding." said Benito.
Crunch sweated nervously.
"Nah, you don't want to hear it." said Crunch.
"It all began when the bride showed up at the chapel six hours late. She was late because she had gotten drunk with a bunch of friends of hers." said Sonic.
"That's me, fashionably late and very, very, very, very, very drunk." said Eda, "Fifty cases of Corona in one serving. Personal best on my part."
She laughed before snorting.
Crunch groaned in embarrassment.
"This ain't good." said Crunch.
Roger then patted the shark on the back.
"Relax, I've gotten a kick out of stuff like this. Especially seeing Robbie building a barbecue pit." said Roger.
Flashback
Robbie was outside Roger's house spreading cement in a part of the ground.
"This'll be good. Soon there'll be a barbecue pit for all of us to have good food on warm nights." said Robbie.
He stood up and grabbed a box of a barbecue pit and looked at it.
"Oh yeah, that's one good looking-"Robbie said before the parts inside the barbecue pit box fell into the cement.
Robbie noticed it.
"DO'H!" yelled Robbie.
He set the box down.
"Okay, no need to panic, just get the instructions and find out what to do." said Robbie.
He picked up the instruction booklet which was covered in cement.
"Damn, the English side is ruined. Better use the French side." said Robbie.
He opened the booklet to a page and became confused.
"Le grill, what the hell is that?" said Robbie.
He tossed the booklet and started attaching each object to different things, like a pipe to a brick, a grill to a handle among other things.
Later; he had supposedly completed the barbecue pit perfectly.
Robbie sighed.
"That is one beautiful barbecue pit." said Robbie.
But he was actually looking at the picture of the barbecue pit on the box and pulled it down, revealing that the actual barbecue pit was terribly made.
"WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT!?" yelled Robbie.
He growled in anger and grabbed a metal bar before he began smacking the poorly made barbecue with it.
Roger and Wendy were watching the whole thing while sitting on lawn chairs and eating popcorn and drinking soda.
"This is fun to watch." said Wendy, "Robbie having a Homer Simpson like meltdown."
"Totally worth tricking him into trying to set it up." said Roger.
Then Tambry appeared out of the house.
"Is Robbie almost done with his project." said Tambry.
"I think so." said Roger.
Robbie screamed in anger before tackling the grill before the door opened up and flung him into the air.
The teen then fell down far, far away before a thud sound was heard.
"He's done." said Roger.
End Flashback
"And what of the barbecue after that?" said Crunch.
"Oh I built it the way it was meant to be built." said Roger.
Eda laughed before snorting.
"Oh man, what a story, sure beats the wedding we had, doesn't it Crunch darling?" said Eda.
Crunch glared at Eda.
"Yeah, but not as much as how you lost your flying license." said Crunch.
Flashback
A very drunk Eda was stumbling around outside Toon Manor with her staff in hand as Sonic, Luz, Crunch, and Bugs were watching Eda.
"Dude, you really shouldn't drink and fly." said Sonic.
"Ah, I'll be fine. I've only had five kegs of beer tonight." said Eda.
"That's way to much beer for someone to drink. Kegs are the biggest things of beer, that're meant for a huge party." said Bugs.
"I fly better when I've had a few drinks." said Eda.
She sat down on her staff before flying off.
But then she quickly crashed into a tree.
"I'm okay, just showed up out of nowhere." said Eda.
She flew off again.
"Should we even be worried about her?" said Crunch.
"I'd be more worried about the commercial airline and birds she's about to crash into." said Sonic.
But then lots of crashing and shrieking sounds were heard.
Then a commercial airplane fell to the ground before exploding followed by Eda crashing on the ground and groaning.
Everyone became shocked.
"Huh, weird, the airbag didn't blow." said Luz.
Sonic glared at Luz.
"Eda's using a magic staff to fly, why would that thing have an airbag?" said Sonic.
But then an airbag went off, shocking everyone some more.
"Never mind." said Sonic.
A screaming sound was heard before Bugs managed to grab Eda's head.
Eda groaned before she began vomiting.
"This is really weird right now." said Bugs.
"You mean the fact that Eda's puking without a body?" said Luz.
"No, she had an airbag in her staff." said Bugs.
End Flashback
Roger became confused.
"Wait, why did Eda have an airbag in her staff?" said Roger.
"I may have broke Owlbert once." said Luz.
"Well that explains a lot." said Crunch.
Amity sighed.
"I don't really see how all this lying does anyone any good." said Amity.
Sonic leaned over to Amity.
"You want to rewatch the pilot episode of The Great North? I've already seen that one and the second special preview episode where Judy tries to regain her lost sibling bond with Ham." said Sonic.
Amity did some thinking.
"Okay, fair enough. Damn Beef Melt joke." said Amity.
"I actually liked that joke." said Luz.
Amity smiled while blushing nervously.
"Best joke in the whole pilot episode." said Amity.
Interview Gag
"Typical Amity, she says that she's not fond of something at first, but upon hearing that Luz enjoys it, she claims to enjoy it as well." said Gwen.
End Interview Gag
"I enjoyed how Ham came out of the closet only to be reminded that he's come out to his family before." said Sonic, "And when he kept on shooting off flares."
King groaned.
"There's nothing interesting about shooting off flares. Watch." said King.
He pulled out a flare gun and loaded it with a flare before shooting the flare into the air.
Eda was looking at the flare with a smile on her face.
"So pretty." said Eda.
"We're underwater, how's that-"Roger said before Marcy quickly covered his mouth.
Roger looked at Marcy.
"What, I didn't say anything." said Roger.
"You would have." said Marcy.
"Yeah, any sooner then you would have spilled the beans about Crunch living like a slob on dry laaaaaaaaaaa-"Amity said before becoming shocked by what she said, "Aw damn."
Roger groaned.
"How could I have messed that up? I never would have spilled the beans no matter what." said Roger.
Benito became shocked before becoming mad.
"WHAT!?" Benito said before glaring at his son, "YOU'VE BEEN LIVING A SECRET LIFE ON DRY LAND ALL THIS TIME, IS THE POINTY EARED WOMAN EVEN YOUR WIFE!?"
Eda glared at the shark.
"I'll have you know that I'm an all powerful witch." said Eda.
"Not anymore she ain't." said Spongebob.
Eda glared at Spongebob.
"You, I'll deal with later." said Eda.
Crunch turned to his father nervously.
"For the record father, I never intended on this to happen. Also, Eda isn't really my wife, she's just pretending to be so that she can get the family fortune due to being a gold digger." said Crunch.
Benito became confused.
"She digs for gold?" said Benito.
Everyone fell anime style.
They all stood up.
"That's a gold miner." said Wendy.
"On dry land, a gold digger is someone who marries not for love, but for money." said Gwen.
Crunch's dad nodded.
"Okay." said Benito.
He glared at his son.
"And as for you boy, I forbid you from returning to dry land." said Benito.
Crunch is shocked.
"WHAT!" He shouted.
"Now go to your room Christopher." said Benito.
"You can't tell me what to do, I don't live here anymore." said Crunch.
"The hell I can't." said Benito.
He clapped his hands and two buff shark like butlers appeared before dragging Crunch off.
"The rest of you fakers, get the fuck out of a my mansion." said Benito.
Outside the mansion; a loud kicking sound was heard and everyone landed on the road before standing up.
"Well, that could have gone better." said Amity.
But she was grabbed by the neck by Sonic as everyone was glaring at her.
"You stupid fucking bitch. You just had to go and spill the beans about Crunch's life, didn't you? As if you didn't learn anything from The Great North's pilot episode." said Eda.
Amity gulped.
"It only slipped." said Amity.
"A lot of things slip, but this was the biggest slip you ever caused." said Gwen.
Amity gulped again and looked at Luz.
"You believe I didn't do it on purpose right Luz?" She asked to her best human friend/crush.
But Luz is mad.
"You done fucked up now." said Luz, "Take a look at how Roger's milking it."
She motioned to Roger who was looking at a selfie of himself and Crunch while crying loudly.
"CRUNCH, WHY? YOU AND ME BOTH HAD THE SAME AMOUNT OF INTEREST IN TECHNOLOGY! YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND!" yelled Roger.
"Now the only other technology interested person he can hang out with is my ex boyfriends girlfriend, and all she does is look at her phone. Maybe even while she sleeps." said Wendy.
Roger kept on crying before grabbing some of Eda's hair and blew his nose on it.
Eda glared at Roger and she punched him knocking him out cold.
Everyone looked at her.
"What?" She asked.
