In a huge bedroom; Crunch was sitting on his old bed before grabbing a remote and pushed the power button on it, turning a TV on.

He began watching a sea life version of Parks and Recreations.

"Well, at least Carps and Reef-reations is still airing on repeats." said Crunch.

He set his remote down and leaned on the wall.

He then sighed.

"Well, I feel younger again. Only I'll be stuck here for life, no matter what." said Crunch.

But then a grapple hook appeared at his bedroom window and Crunch noticed it.

"Huh?" said Crunch.

Then Roger dressed up like a German complete with lederhosen appeared in the room.

"YODEL YODEL LE HEE HOO!" Roger yodeled.

"At least I'll have company." said Crunch.

Roger looked at Crunch.

"Relax, I'm here to sneak you out of here." said Roger.

He looked around the room.

"Hmm, nice room you've got here." said Roger.

"I know." said Crunch.

Roger then noticed a fancy under water bicycle.

"That your first bike?" said Roger.

Crunch saw the bike and nodded.

"Well it sure beats my first bike." said Roger.

Flashback

A five year old Roger ran out of a trailer on Mobius and approached a bike similar to the Wild Wacky Action Bike from South Park.

"Dad, I'm going to be biking for a while." said Roger.

"Get me some beer while you're at it." said a gruff voice.

Roger groaned.

"Yes sir." said Roger.

He sat on the bike and grabbed each handle before he tried to drive it.

"Okay, just got to figure this out again." said Roger.

He managed to drive it forward, but bumped into a cone.

"No, that ain't it." said Roger.

Later; he was driving the bike properly.

"Yes, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm riding my bike, I'm-"Roger said before noticing he was about to drive into a semi pick up truck that had two tankers on it before screaming in shock.

But then he crashed into one of the tanks and both tanks and the truck exploded in a fiery explosion.

Roger who was unscratched and unburned managed to walk out of it.

"Whew, can't believe I survived that. There should be a recall on those things." said Roger.

End Flashback

"And there was a huge recall on account of it's poorly built design." said Roger.

"Sheesh, Mobius must have been a weird planet for you growing up." said Crunch.

"You have no idea." said Roger.

He ran to the door and opened it up before seeing a shark dressed like a butler standing watch.

He then quickly closed the door.

"Okay, we'll need a plan for this. And I've got a plan worked up already." said Roger.

Outside the room; the shark was still standing guard.

But he was hit on the head by Eda's staff and was knocked out cold.

She looked around.

She then approached the door and knocked on it rhythmically.

Another rhythmic knock was heard before it was opened up.

"All clear." said Eda.

Then Roger and Crunch walked out of the room.

"You sure about that?" said Crunch.

"As sure as I am about us being married." said Eda.

Crunch groaned.

"For the last time, we are not married. You just made that up." said Crunch.

"Wow, she's actually starting to believe her own lie. That's the best kind of liar, the kind who eventually starts to believe the bullshit they spew out of their mouths." said Roger.

Crunch shook his head at that.

"Tell me about it." He said.

Eda scoffed.

"I don't believe in my own lies hair sneezer." said Eda.

Everyone looked at Eda.

"You actually believe that you're married to Crunch." said Roger, "That's worse then me sneezing in your hair because I was crying a great deal."

A flashback was about to begin, but Eda stopped it.

"Wait, wait, wait, that already happened last chapter." said Eda.

Roger did some thinking.

"Oh yeah." said Roger.

He chuckled.

"Very forgetful lately." said Roger.

"How do we leave?" said Crunch.

"Out the front door. But if that doesn't work out, then everyone else is waiting outside with a trampoline." said Eda.

Crunch was confused.

"Trampoline?" said Crunch.

"It's a giant trampoline." said Roger.

Crunch became shocked.

Interview Gag

"WHAT IS THIS, Emperor's New Groove?" He asked.

End Interview Gag

Roger opened up Crunch's mouth before climbing into it followed by Eda.

"Just follow our lead, and you'll be fine." said Roger's voice.

"Okay." said Crunch.

"Seems dark in here." said Eda's voice.

"Hang out, I'll pull out my phone and turn on the flashlight." said Roger's voice, "Wow Crunch, it feels really slim and curvy in here."

"You've got five seconds to get your hands off my waste buddy." Eda's voice said angrily.

"Sorry." said Roger's voice.

"Just walk towards the stairs, you'll be fine." said Eda's voice.

"Ok." said Roger's Voice.

"She's talking to me." said Crunch.

"ITS HARD TO TELL, IT IS DARK IN HERE!" shouted Roger's Voice.

"Start walking you shark." said Eda's voice.

Crunch walked to the stairs and started going down them, but was stopped by Benito.

"Nice try son. This ain't the first time someone's tried leaving here through the front door without my say so." said Benito, "Now go back to your room."

"Nuh uh father, I'm going back to the surface, and there's nothing you can do about it." said Crunch.

Benito groaned in annoyance.

"I forbid you from taking another step down these stairs." said Benito.

"Window, window, window." Roger and Eda's voices said at once.

Crunch looked at his father then at a window next to the stairs before looking back at his father.

"Okay." Crunch said slyly.

He ran towards the window before jumping out of it.

His father is shocked.

Interview Gag

First was Crunch's Dad.

"God dammit, why didn't I think that would happen?" said Benito.

Next was Roger.

"Glad I thought about jumping out the window. Wound up watching Cinderella 3." said Roger.

Next was Crunch.

"Why do I allow people to talk me into things?" said Crunch.

Lastly was Eda who was watching Cinderella 3 on her phone.

She is shocked and looked at the camera.

"People actually watch this?" said Eda.

End Interview Gag

Sonic, Gwen, Luz, Amity, Wendy, and Marcy were carrying a giant trampoline around as King was guiding them.

"Left, left, no right, to far right." said King.

"This would be so much easier if we weren't being bossed around by a tiny imp demon." said Gwen.

But then Crunch crashed through the trampoline.

Everyone became shocked and looked through the trampoline and saw a hole shaped like Crunch.

"This is why we shouldn't have went to that discount trampoline store." said Sonic.

Everyone nodded.

"WHOEVER'S DUMB IDEA WAS IT TO GO TO THAT STORE KICK HIM OR HER VERY HARD!" shouted King.

Gwen kicked King sending him flying.

"You didn't help at all King." said Gwen, "And you were the one who bought the trampoline."

Crunch stood up groaning before puking out Eda and Roger.

Roger and Eda stood up.

"Sheesh, didn't think that would fail miserable." said Roger.

"Yeah, and why do I feel a sausage with potatoes?" said Eda.

Roger glared at Eda.

"You've got five seconds to get your severed hand off my junk woman." said Roger.

Eda became shocked and saw it and fainted.

Roger removed Eda's severed hand.

"As if all that fanart between her and Amity's brother wasn't bad enough, now she's thinking she actually is that smoking hot math teacher from That's My Boy." said Roger.

Eda got up mad.

"ALL OF ADAM SANDLER'S MOVIES SUCK!" She shouted.

Her friends gasped.

"They may suck, but people still watch them." said Spongebob.

"AH HA!" yelled a voice.

Everyone gasped and saw Benito appeared in front of them.

He had a Katana.

This shocked Eda.

"YOUR DAD HAS A KATANA!" She shouted.

"He's a sword collector." said Christopher.

"Back to your room boy." said Benito.

Crunch gulped before glaring at his father.

"No." said Crunch.

His father became pissed.

"What did you say?" He asked.

Crunch got serious.

"I SAID NO DAD!" He shouted.

"You dare defy me?" said Benito.

"I am a grown shark. I'm free to do whatever I want. I've got friends who care about me, not for who I'm related to, but for who I am. The surface is the greatest place anyone can live." Crunch said while Sonic noticed something in Benito's jacket and walked over to him and swiped it without the shark noticing and ran off, "And for the record, the name I prefer to be called by is Crunch."

Benito did some think.

"Well, it's good that you stood up to me like that, but you ain't returning to dry land no matter what." said Benito, "I ain't got any secrets to hide."

Sonic chuckled and everyone turned to the hedgehog.

"Oh I beg to differ." Sonic said while pulling out a journal.

Benito became shocked and looked in his jacket.

"Hey, that's personal." said Benito.

"Well maybe it's time you let the cat out of the bag. I think Crunch should know your secrets." said Sonic.

"You're bluffing." said Benito.

"No, he's being honest. He finds something interesting, he's just got to spill the beans. Yet I'm surprised he hasn't spilled the beans about Crunch's surface life." said Gwen.

Sonic opened the journal.

"Alright, first entry, my money for this business didn't really come from Squilium Fancysom, it actually came from the Bikini Bottom Italian Mafia." said Sonic.

Everyone became shocked.

"That's worse then working with Squilium." said Spongebob.

Sonic turned the page.

"Second entry, I didn't really come up with the idea to make land tech work under water, my son Cristopher came up with the idea while playing with his toys and took credit for it without giving him any." Sonic read.

Crunch became shocked before glaring at his father.

"You son of a bitch." said Crunch.

Sonic turned the page.

"Third entry, I prefer the Chum Bucket over the Krusty Krab." Sonic read.

Spongebob Gasped.

Sonic Gasped

Gwen Gasped.

Luz Gasped.

King Gasped.

Eda Gasped.

Amity Gasped.

Roger Gasped.

Wendy Gasped.

Marcy Gasped.

The citizens of the Bikini Bottom Gasped

Squidward Gasped.

Mr Krabs Gasped.

Plankton Gasped.

Karen Gasped.

Gary Gasped.

Patchy Gasped.

Potty Parrot Gasped.

Patrick Gasped.

The Seagull who was flying gasped and fell.

Whales Gasped.

Merpeople gasped.

A Dogfish who was peeing stopped and gasped.

The earth stopped moving.

"Well that's just disgusting." said Marcy.

Sonic turned to another page.

"Fourth entry, I slept with one of the background characters of-"Sonic read before being interrupted by Benito.

"STOP IT, STOP IT, THAT'S VERY ANNOYING!" yelled Benito, "SOMEONE MAKE THE MAN STOP! I'LL GIVE ANYTHING HE WANTS!"

Sonic closed up the journal.

"I'll tell you what I want. Our friend to return to the surface world to live life. You to not control his life all the time" said Sonic, "And to be the best man for Crunch's upcoming wedding to Eda."

Crunch glared at Sonic.

"Hey." said Crunch.

Benito did some thinking.

"Let my son have freedom? I don't really think any parent can do such a thing." said Benito.

But then he saw Sonic reading his journal again.

"I asked a foreign government to dig up dirt on-"Sonic said before Benito grabbed his journal.

"YOU'VE GOT MY WORD!" Benito said before eating his own journal.

Everyone became disgusted.

"Oh, that's not even right. Don't people learn anything from the Goldbergs?" said Spongebob.

But Roger became confused.

"Wait, if we're underwater, how can pap-"Roger said before everyone quickly tackled him to the ground.

Later; Roger was strapped down like Hannibal Lecter while his mouth was gagged greatly.

Roger grumbled angrily.

The father Shark is mad.

"What was that friend of yours gonna say?" He asked.

"Nothing, just nearly broke the fourth wall." said Luz.

Everyone nodded and Roger groaned.

"We can't have that happening." said Sonic.

"What, you mean like how paper isn't supposed to work under-"Crunch's father said before he saw a piece of paper dissolving to nothing.

Everyone glared at the shark.

"Oh nice going you idiot. You broke the fourth wall about paper just before Roger could get a chance to." said Wendy.

Interview Gag

"Personally, I wouldn't mind a fourth wall break involving why the vehicles underwater look like boats." said Eda.

End Interview Gag

"One thing still confuses me." said King.

Everyone looked at the demon.

"What?" said Spongebob.

"Why do the vehicles here look like boats, shouldn't they float?" said King.

Everyone nodded.

"Yeah, I don't think it matters if the boats had filled up with water." said Sonic.