Back on the surface; everyone had returned to Toon Manor in their everyday clothes.
"Whew, what an adventure that was." said Gwen.
Sonic nodded.
"Yep and Cristopher's dad was such a jerk." He said.
"Still can't believe that Crunch had decided to stay with his father." said Roger.
But then Crunch appeared through a portal before it closed up.
"I worked things out with my father, and I'll be visiting him for holidays." said Crunch.
Sonic nodded.
"Still a jerk." said Sonic.
"You think he's a strange parent, you should have met my late mother." said Crunch.
Everyone became shocked.
"Late mother?" said Spongebob.
Crunch pulled out his phone.
"I still got her messages from when I was going through business school." said Crunch.
He pushed an icon on his phone and a beeping sound was heard.
"Oh Christopher, it's your mother calling. I know you're there. Pick up the phone." a voice said sounding like Wendi McLendon-Covey.
A beeping sound was heard.
"Christopher, quit ghosting me, pick up the phone now." the same voice said.
Another beeping was heard.
"CHRISTOPHER, PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE ALREADY!" yelled the same voice.
Another beeping sound was heard as everyone was shocked.
"Okay, so I decided to do some deep breathing, and now I'm okay." said the voice.
Another beep was heard.
"Now I'm hyperventilating." said the same voice.
Another beep.
"It's 5:45, and I'm crying greatling at the possibility that you may have been harmed. Please call to say otherwise." the voice said while crying.
Another beep.
Everyone is still shocked.
"Some strange mother." said Luz.
"CHRISTOPHER, PICK UP!" yelled the voice.
"Wow, you've got yourself a Smother'er just like in the Goldbergs." said Roger.
He looked around before becoming confused.
"What, no cutaway gag?" said Roger.
"The Goldbergs is a fictional based off the real life of Adam F Goldberg." said Sonic, "So we can't do that."
Interview Gag
"I don't know how things are to work, but I'm taking a gander." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
"The odd thing, all those calls came from my mother on the same day she died." said Crunch, "She was so distracted with wanting to talk to me despite the fact that I was in my classes that she slipped on a banana peel and was instantly harpooned by fifty harpoon fishermen."
Everyone became very shocked.
They then turned to Sonic.
"What, no joke?" said Eda.
"What am I, Gilbert Gottfried? I don't crack a joke the minute a tragedy happens, no matter how intense it maybe." said Sonic.
Flashback
Tom Tucker was giving the news.
"And now to fill in the spot of Gilbert Gottfried, here's a parrot who sounds a lot like him." said Tom, "Iago."
The camera turned to Iago Parrot.
"Thanks Tom." said Iago.
He turned to the camera as a picture of the MCU Black Panther appeared on screen.
"This just in, Black Panther star Chadwick Boseman has passed away as a result of colon cancer, and just when the Black Lives Matter movement was getting very intense. I guess you can say that this black life didn't matter." said Iago.
End Flashback
"TOO SOON!" everyone said.
Sonic nodded.
"Yeah even the Co Author didn't like that joke." said Sonic and sighed.
"Well, at least he didn't take a jab at Asians." said Marcy.
"You're lucky Mar Mar, the only good Asian jokes anyone can make both involve technology and driving. And I'm not going to say them for fear of reprecutions." said Roger.
Everyone nodded at that.
"You know what I don't get." said Luz.
Everyone looked at the Latina.
"What?" said Amity.
"Why haven't humans made an expedition to Planet Mobius?" said Luz.
Roger chuckled.
"Oh, you'd be surprised by why no man has ever dared venture to Sonic and my home planet." said Roger.
Cutaway Gag
A space shuttle was on Mobius before two male astronauts exited the shuttle and saw some humanoid mice walking by.
"Life forms, mouse like." One of the astronauts said sounding like Mr Krabs.
"Nothing like Earth. But we can colonize here." the other astronaut said sounding like Plankton.
The mice saw the two and growled in anger before running towards the two shocked astronauts.
"THEY'RE HOSTAL, LET'S CHEESE IT!" yelled the first astronaut.
The two ran into the shuttle before flying it off.
They sighed in relief.
"Well, good thing mice can't fly." said the second astronaut.
But the mice started flying towards the shuttle.
Some Mobian cats saw the flying mice and started flying towards them.
Then some Mobian dogs saw the flying cats and started flying after them.
The two astronauts became shocked.
"What is this place?" said the first astronaut.
"IT'S EVOLUTION GONE MAD!" yelled the second astronaut.
End Cutaway Gag
"So yeah, that's why NASA would never dare visit Mobius on their own accords." said Roger.
"Because of some very cheesy joke from My Life as a Teenage Robot?" said Eda.
"No, because you never know what powers each Mobian might develop if they do develop any." said Roger.
"I still think it's because of the flying animals joke from My Life as a Teenage Robot." said Eda, "They missed out on having pigs fly."
Everyone nodded at that.
"If they needed a joke to make, it should have been a joke about how the animation style was similar to cartoons from before television even existed." said Sonic.
The group heard a snorting sound and turned around to see the same moose from the Luna Loud's birthday party flashback and became shocked.
"It's that same moose again." said Spongebob.
"Damn it, what the hell is this, Moby Dick?" said Wendy.
King chuckled.
"At last, now to prove that I can ride a moose." said King.
Everyone groaned in annoyance.
"King, we've been over this lots of times, you cant ride a moose." said Marcy.
King turned to Marcy.
"You cant ride a moose." said King.
He turned to the moose, only to see a very drunk Eda was riding the moose.
"WHOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, LOOK AT ME, I'M DRUNK AND RIDING A MOOSE!" yelled Eda.
Everyone became shocked.
"Oh for, how much beer did you drink this time?" said Sonic.
"999." said Eda.
Sonic became shocked.
"999 bottles?" said Sonic.
"No kegs." Eda said before hiccupping.
"We've really got to lock the liquor cabinet." said Spongebob.
Sonic nodded.
"I agree." said Sonic.
Eda started cheering as the moose tried to shake her off.
Eda then took out a Bazooka.
Everyone became shocked.
"RUN, EDA'S RIDING A MOOSE AND IN POSSESSION OF A BAZOOKA!" yelled Luz.
Everyone ran off very quickly.
The moose gulped.
It then managed to shake Eda off itself before running off.
But Eda fired the bazooka and it hits the moose killing him.
The witch cheered.
"I AM AWESOME!" yelled Eda.
But then the moose's antlers landed on her head, yet she didn't faint.
"I rode a moose." said Eda, "Guess I can cross that off my bucket list."
