warning of the following:
1. explicit hotness 2. drama 3. cats
you've been warned
it all started with a bang, a big bang to be percise you see the universe has many holes and those holes can be penetrated :D.
chapter 2
bureaucat wakes up in a sweat, not knowing if he had a rough night last night with the boys, or if it was simply the cocain he snorted half an hour ago, so he makes his way over to the kitchen to grab himself a hot pizza he left in the micro wave.
then he saw his bitch a wife samantha and she was like
"did you take out the trash yet, you piece of trash?"
"yeah i did, it was you"
then all of a sudden bureaucat pulls out a glock 10 mm shotgun and shoots his wife in the face
"hah take that you bitch"
then samantha is all like
"ahhhh oh noooooooo" and dies
chapter 3
so after bureaucat killed his wife in a very nice way, he then makes his way into town to find a new hottie bougotti to bang that night, then all of a sudden he sees meow mc meows ahot and is like
"damn that's pretty thick ngl"
"i gotta get on those bees knees"
2 days of hot and slimy tom fuckery later he's done with mc meows ahot and pops a cap in her ass just like the blood gang
but then all of a sudden bureaucat notices that mc meows ahot had a buldge in her pants, OR SHOULD I SAY HIS PANTS?!
chapter 4
chapter 1
warning of the following:
1. explicit hotness 2. drama 3. cats
you've been warned
it all started with a bang, a big bang to be percise you see the universe has many holes and those holes can be penetrated :D.
chapter 2
bureaucat wakes up in a sweat, not knowing if he had a rough night last night with the boys, or if it was simply the cocain he snorted half an hour ago, so he makes his way over to the kitchen to grab himself a hot pizza he left in the micro wave.
then he saw his bitch a wife samantha and she was like
"did you take out the trash yet, you piece of trash?"
"yeah i did, it was you"
then all of a sudden bureaucat pulls out a glock 10 mm shotgun and shoots his wife in the face
"hah take that you bitch"
then samantha is all like
"ahhhh oh noooooooo" and dies
chapter 3
so after bureaucat killed his wife in a very nice way, he then makes his way into town to find a new hottie bougotti to bang that night, then all of a sudden he sees meow mc meows ahot and is like
"damn that's pretty thick ngl"
"i gotta get on those bees knees"
2 days of hot and slimy tom fuckery later he's done with mc meows ahot and pops a cap in her ass just like the blood gang
but then all of a sudden bureaucat notices that mc meows ahot had a buldge in her pants, OR SHOULD I SAY HIS PANTS?!
chapter 4
bureaucat when he saw the budgle was wondering to himself "wait that is like my species, not like a woman slave" then he realisez something it's like all along people were just ment to be together wether they were a girl or boy it never mattered if the people approved because bureaucat could just kill the people who didn't approve and get all the HOT guys for himself and he could be the most coolest cat in the neghbiorhood and he didnt' have to worry about being GAY!?
wait then bureaucat realised
"eww no homo i hate gay people"
so he got a car and put mc meows ahot in it and drove it into the lake where it will burn for all of eternity because that's what gay people should get in real life
chapter 5
y'know after setting that car on fire and killing that gay guy, bureaucat realisez that he wasn't much like his younger self anymore, yeah he has all the hot dick pics and titty pics and kills all the bad guys, but when was bureaucat truly? if he was even ever happy ever so he had a flash back
678 YEARS AGO
"haha bureaucat is super gay and unattractive to women because he's so bad at everything and ugly!"
says the bully
so that's why the first school was ever shot up in the first place, it's when bureaucat was uncool and capped random white kids at his pre kay school because people were being super unice and bullying him for no reason that's when he got a gun and killed a bunch of students because he was super mad
MODERN TIMES
oh so that's why i hate gay people, it all makes sense now since they're so ugly and bad and big meanies D: so then all the bullies are gay people except no homo so that's why he hates gay people but then he realises that he dosen't really hate gay people he just hates bullies and he thought all gay people were bullies
the end
