Have you ever noticed how thicc a plumber's phat ass is? We've all seen those ass cracks in cartoons and in person right? I can't be the only one that wants to clap those big cheeks. God I want plumber ass so fuckin bad. Thank god I got one living with me.

Well, two really, but the short one has a pinky dick so that's not really my thing. The other one's got like a 7 inch monster dong or some shit idk I haven't measured or anything. I mean not like I've seen it yet either, just wanna make that clear. Fuck if I didn't have an ass fetish I'd want that thing destroying my organs until I'm just a mushy pile of creamy goo inside. I also wish I was tiny and could jump in his mouth and slither down his throat like a sinful worm, but that's a thought for another day.

Today I wanna make that plumber my bitch. It should be easy, he never gets any attention so he should love what i have in store for him.

"Yo green boi!" I call from down the hall. "I wanna show you something! Get in here!" Luigi walked in, his eyes bulging at the magnificent sight of me. His eyes weren't the only bulge in the room either tee hee~. I was wearing nothing but my crocs and booty shorts. "Like what you see green bean?" I winked.

He blushed and nodded. Of course he did. No one could resist me. Not even that little fungus man that keeps bringing me Tostitos and whenever I ring the service bell.

"You wanna see more?" I smirked. His face turned redder than his brother's new white shirt after he stepped on a Goomba this morning. "Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes..." he mumbled. I smirked again. Oh fuck yeah. He's mine now.

I took off my pants, my huge ass cock in plain view. "Strip for me Weegee." I demanded, placing my hands on my hips. Luigi slowly began taking his clothes off. "Make it sexier dude come on! The nervousness isn't cute anymore!" With this, some of my confidence rubbed off on him and he performed a very nice strip tease for lil ol' me.

Once he was butt naked, I was satisfied. "Alright, bend over." I told him. "Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes s-s-s-s-s-s-sir." He said, bending over for me.

I positioned myself and spread his delicate ass cheeks. Fuck yes. "By the way, the crocs stay on during sex." I firmly stated. Finally. I couldn't contain myself anymore. "I...I'M GONNA WRECK IT!" I screamed to the ceiling as a plunged my enormous cock into his tight, warm asshole.

"Wahhh!" Luigi screamed in pleasure. I knew he'd fuckin love it. Everyone always does. I kept thrusting my dick into him over and over and over and over and over and over and over and fuck it felt like the best asshole I've ever been in, and that's saying a lot coming from me. "S-sir!" Luigi moaned. "Y-your heavenly dick is too robust for my weak plumber body!"

"Shut up green bean!" I grunted and continued thrusting. Luigi continued "N-No I just meant that I want it to be the last thing I ever experience, my king! If I can't handle it then I'm unworthy!" I smiled at this. "Ok I guess you gotta die then." For legal reasons, this was just dirty talk. Don't kink shame me again FBI plz.

Pleasure built up in me until i unleashed about a cup and a half of cum up his shit pipe. It felt so fucking good. Luigi was basically liquified on the floor and that didn't include my little spermies leaking out of his asshole.

"Can we cuddle, my king?" Luigi panted. "Fuck no I gotta go to Dave and Busters!" I said and walked out the door with only my crocs still on me.