bureaucat ep2
Warning, the following content provided has mentions of drugs, cringe, sex, and epic killing people. Now on to the story
chapter 1: bureaucat was thinking on the docs after his recent murder of his bitch a wife samantha, then all of the sudden he realized,
he left his favorite dildo in the trunk of the car. "I have to get it back, but how?!" bereaucat asked himself, He had been given that dildo from his great grandfather, who
served in the korean war. A massive 12 inch black flopper, how wonderful it would be to steal some scuba gear to dive down into the water with my crowbar,
and open that shit up. "WAIT, IT on FiRE!" bereaucat annonced. 0h well, guess ill just go back to my house and,, nothing we can do now.
Chapter 23-21: On his way to work at the cia, where he does epic bad guy killing stuff and stuff, like, he goies to the break room, and in the break room he sees
the calander, and sees, the furry convention for febuary the 16th... "IT WOULD BE A shame, if somebody were tooooo, shoot up the furri Ocnvention, just like i did to those gays at the school pre kay. anywho=, he e had put away the a glock 10 mm shot gun a into a storagage a few years agonk, and it was supposed to arrive, on the, 15th, the day after love making day.
Chapter △: his new bitch, a ferrit from 63rd like the street, came over to da penthouse, it was the 14th of the month of sexing, and have long amounts of hugging in bed with no clothes on of course,; he realized that, this bitch had a dick instead of a vagina because laike this no cool man, so he drags the car that is on fire out of the lake, puts the feman into the passengar seat, and sends it back into the lake. but befor e doing that! he GRabs The dildo with his bare asshole, whips it around aand tosses it at his albainian enemy, and gives hinme into a concussion, bang bang, blood every everywheern, his wife,
Chapter r: So a few days ago, i went to the orthodontist, and got my wire tightened, as well as getting rubber bands for the first time. this is a true story by the way. anywho, it hurt a lot, approximately a 7 on the dolorimeter scale, but the day following, one of the hooks on the brackets broke off and fell into my mouth as i was eating some chips made of popcorn, they are delicious but im not sponsored by them so i cannot give you the product name. Anywho, I told my mother as soon as possible, and she decided to say, "i will set up an apointment with the orthodontist soon."
chapter 5: on the way back to the cia, he got a call from officer shnoselburger, "those damn nazis are back in the cia?! what kind of 3rd world 3rd party shit is this?! I am a clandestine officer in the cia god damn it, and ill be damned if they put me on another case with a german." *picks up phone* "what do you want?" "Ve need jyou back at zee headqwautews now!" "Why, what the fuck is going on over there!" bureaucat slams on the break for dramatic effect. looks up and sees 12 toyota e17 warfighter planes in the air. the drombs have bopped. It's the japanese again, and this time... They have a chan, a 4chan... *dun dun dun*
chapter 69: At the mega randevuiz epic gamers for call of duty gamers, officer nazi mother fucker, and bereaucat are deciding a plan to defend againstt the japanese. They decided to grab their glock 10 mm shot guns and go on a rampage. On the way to the warzoen, they spot the man the mith the legend, bater gieffn, in his batercopter flying through the skies, blowing shit up. Immediately, bater spots the dynamic duo and picks them up in one fell swwoop.
chapter gay: so the gay and then bureaucat went when bureaucat liked it it was like nahhhh, but bureaucat was like, wtf why gay, so then bureaucat went to go to the gay club and, yell at them, "YOU DAMN INCELS" then bureaucat stabbed them in the jugular one by one, watching them drop to the floor, it was victorious, wonderful, brought me fame, glory, and all da puzzy. bureaucat even earned a ffree scooby doo plusshie from it. and got a lot of the people there actually turned straight and bureaucat was like... "wait a second, I'm not homophobic anymore! why am i doing this?!" and that kids is why we is cool
written by: suprsecsystorieeelolz69
