Disclaimer; I don't own Naruto, the characters belong to their rightful owner/s, and this story was adopted by me, of course, from StormFox02, along with their other 7 stories so you'll be seeing those soon too. I own nothing of this chapter, or the one after, the chapters onwards will be mine though.

Warning; Yaoi, Bashing Love Square

Summary; Tobirama couldn't help but stare in shock at the Uzumaki siblings. He had to get married? And his 'bride' is a GUY?!

Pairing; (Seme) Tobirama x (Uke) Naruto, (Seme) ? x (Uke) Naruto

"Sweet" - Speech

'Yo' - Thought

[Sup] - Author Note/Me rambling

(Achoo) - Verbal Actions

"Lala" - Singing

What happened! - Dreams/Flashbacks


~Last Time~

Naruto looked at her in surprise before his face broke in a heart-warming smile. "Honto! Thank you so much."


~ Prologue, Still~


Tobirama stared. Until now, he had never seen Naruto smile; he usually scowled or looked annoyed. Seeing that bright smile made Tobirama feel lightheaded, he couldn't help but want to see that smile all the time. All of the sudden, he thought, it might not be so bad to be married to this boy.

'Man, pretty and smart. This guy might actually be worth it.'

The crowd had long dispersed after having had their share of the boy and the people were again talking to each other, gossiping and having a good time. Naruto walked away from the stand, making his way back to an awestruck Tobirama who was staring into space.

His annoyed face back on, Naruto spoke up. "What's the matter, Tobi-boke, did one of your bimbos give you a blowjob or something."

Tobirama broke out of his reverie as Naruto insulted him. He once again scowled. 'Never mind what I said before. I hate this… this… gaki.'

Tobirama looked at his fiancé who was staring at him like he was an idiot. "Tch, like you would actually know what a blowjob feels like, gaki."

Naruto suddenly smirked mischievously and approached Tobi who gulped, a little unsure of what Naruto will do. He started sweating as the redhead placed his mouth next to his ear. "Oh, how do you know? I could give you a blowjob that will have you lose all feelings in your legs." With one last smirk, Naruto walked away.

Tobirama's eyes had widened in shock. His legs gave way as he leant against a tree and dropped to a crouch. He could feel his member swell in arousal from the dirty comment.

At least, until he heard the Uzumaki's loud, mocking laughter. Tobirama's eye twitched and immediately jumped to his feet, arousal deflated in anger, and he ran after the Uzumaki. "I'll get you for this, brat."

As he was leaving, he didn't notice a pair of black, onyx eyes that had stared at the entire debacle since Tobi and Naruto entered the market place. The figure smirked to himself, thinking of the beautiful redhead as he slowly melded into the shadows.

Tobirama grumbled as he was escorting the redhead back to the Senju compound where Naruto was staying. He couldn't believe the day he had. Humiliation, frustration, and confusion were only some of the results of the day. Tobi could wholeheartedly say that Naruto Uzumaki was one of the most chaotic people he has ever met. He just couldn't understand the other heir. He didn't seem to care about fame, as he ignored the crowds that would form around him. He didn't seem to be greedy, as he ignored the vast amount of gifts people wanted to give him except for the paint brush because Naruto said the old lady wanted him to have it without wanting anything in return while the numerous gifts were because people wanted him in their favour. But, despite that, he was crude, impolite, and eeeviilll, at least with Tobi.

They finally reached the building that was housing the Uzumaki members.

"Well, here we are." Tobirama said, somewhat nicely. He was trying to get along with his fiancé as they were to be married in less than a month.

Naruto, on the other hand, seemed not to care. "You didn't have to escort me. I'm not some damsel in distress, you know."

Tobirama looked angry. "Alright, that's it. I tried being nice to you, but you keep brushing me off. We're about to be married, we should at least try to get along. I mean, what are you complaining about? I thought every princess wanted a strong shinobi to protect them."

Naruto grabbed Tobirama by the collar and dragged him down face to face. "First off, I am not a princess. Just because I am forced to act or dress like one, doesn't mean I actually am one. Second, if you think all princesses want a knight in shining armour think again. My sister is a princess but she is also the most powerful ninja we have in our clan, both male and female. Trust me when I say she'll be protecting your brother more than he her(1). Finally, like I would need your protection. I'm sure you're not even strong enough to beat me."

Tobirama, while a little intimidated at the little redhead's reaction, immediately retaliated. "Oh yeah, well we'll see about that. How about we test that out? Tomorrow, you and I have a battle. If I win, you will concede to be my wife and if you win, I will do everything in my power to convince Aniki to annul our engagement."

Naruto seemed to think it over for a second. "Fine, if you beat me, I will agree to being your spouse." Naruto stressed the word spouse as he hated the idea of being called a wife.

Tobirama nodded in consent and with that, Naruto went inside the building while Tobirama turned in the direction of his home.

Naruto was smiling, content with the day's achievements. Not only was he able to acquire a powerful weapon, but he was also able to make a deal where he might not have to marry that over pompous jerk.

His sister, Mito, was watching as he hummed around his room, already packing his clothes, as if he was getting ready to leave.

"Why are you packing, otouto?" Mito asked him while raising an eyebrow.

Naruto turned to his sister with a wide smile, one she hadn't seen since their mother died. "Ah, Aneki, I have wonderful news, I won't need to marry that barbaric younger brother." He said it so cheekily that she almost felt sorry that Tobirama didn't even have his fiancé's respect, almost.

Mito's eyebrow rose again. "Oh, I did not hear father say anything about an annulment."

Naruto's eyes sparkled. "No, but the idiot agreed to cancel the arrangement. All I have to do is beat him in a fight."

Mito frowned. She knew Tobirama had every right to cancel the arrangement if he wanted. He was of legal age to make this decision and was only allowing it for his brother. But still, if Naruto had to win in a fight against the Senju, it might not be so easy. He'll, at least, put up a good fight… hopefully.

"Naruto-kun, you mustn't believe you are out of this arrangement so soon. While he may behave childishly, the younger Senju brother is still a talented and recognized shinobi. Defeating him will come with a great challenge."

Naruto looked at his sister in surprise before grinning. "Don't worry nee-chan. I am more than capable myself. Besides, power isn't everything. He might possibly be more powerful than me, but I am much smarter than him."

Mito looked at her brother skeptically. While she knew her brother was also a talented shinobi, she also knew he was being too confident. Overconfidence has always been a ninja's nightmare and she feared her younger brother might be underestimating Tobirama Senju too much. But, then again, she also knew how desperate he was to get out of this arrangement. While he never told her, she knew about his secret love and how he had planned to wed his secret love long ago. While she may not like his suitor, she still wanted to support her otouto. She sighed as she left the room. Tomorrow will be a rough day.


Tobirama growled as he slammed the door behind him. He couldn't help but think about the fight he had planned for tomorrow. He was starting to regret it, because if he lost, though he was sure he wouldn't, but in the unlikely event he lost, he knew he would have to cancel the engagement. While he didn't particularly care about it, he knew his brother would be severely disappointment.

"Tadaima" He whispered out as he took off his sandals.

"Okaeri" He was surprised to hear an answer. Usually he was the only one home at this hour. He looked up and noticed his brother.

"Aniki! What are you doing here? Don't you usually work until later?" He was surprised. His brother, as Hokage, usually had to deal with hours on end in his office, sometimes pulling all nighters.

Hashirama smirked at his brother. "Ah, but if I worked I wouldn't hear how my otouto's date with his fiancé went."

Being reminded of Naruto made Tobirama's mood sour again. "Don't remind me."

Hashirama looked at his brother amused. "Oh? I told you he would be hard to handle."

Tobirama shot his brother a glare. "Hard to handle? He keeps throwing insults at me left and right."

Hashirama frowned. "Oh? That's strange. The last time I met him, he was completely courteous and respectful with me. In fact, he couldn't help but compliment my talent and the good I've done as Hokage."

Tobirama rolled his eyes. His naïve brother could never tell when someone was trying to flirt with him. This, however, made him frown. His fiancé was attracted to his brother? He scowled. He remembered the amount of girlfriends he had that only dated him to get closer to his brother. And now, even his fiancé preferred his brother over him. He couldn't help but resent his brother who always got the attention. He thought back to the day's event. That smile…he wanted that smile. He never received a smile of pure happiness and joy. No, those smiles were usually reserved for his brother, only.

"So, besides the obvious taunts, how else did the day go?" Hashirama interrupted his brother as he saw his brother was frowning and scowling.

Tobirama looked up. "Oh, nothing much. Tomorrow I have a fight to determine if I am actually marrying Naruto or not. Oh, by the way, I saw Kaede-Baba today. Did you know that…"

"Tobi!" Hashirama interjected.

"What?" Tobirama asked his brother.

"What do you mean you have a fight to determine if you are actually marrying Naruto or not?" Hashirama repeated.

Tobirama blinked. "Oh, that. Well, you see. Naruto and I have agreed to a battle. He wins I break off the engagement, I win, he agrees to marry me."

Hashirama looked horrified. "You have to make sure you win!"

Tobirama looked surprise. "Why? It's not like it'll be the end of the world if I don't marry him. Besides, you're still marrying his older sister. What's her name again?"

Hashirama looked shocked at his brother's lack knowledge. "Her name is Mito. But aside from that, you have to make sure you win, otherwise we lose our status as a clan."

Mito, ah, so that's what her name was. Wait, what! Tobirama looked at his brother shocked.

Hashirama sighed. "Tobi, our clan is broken. Slowly, many of our kinsmen are being integrated into other clans or simply do not follow our clan. If we can introduce the Uzumaki clan into ours, our numbers will grow. Besides, aside from that benefit to our clan, the village could really use the Uzumaki's help in numerous areas. Our clan and our village depend on our union with the Uzumaki heirs."

Tobi looked in disbelief. He didn't know him marrying Naruto was of such importance. Now, he felt resolve to not only win the battle, but marry Naruto. He would do anything for his village, even marry someone like Naruto.

As Hashirama watched his brother getting determined to marry Naruto, he inwardly sighed. 'Oh, Tobi. That isn't the only reason. If the Uzumaki Patriarch can't marry Naruto off to you, he'll marry him off to the Uchiha. I promised Mito-chan I wouldn't let her little brother be married to that evil clan.'


[Done!

There is a reason Tobirama acted like that towards the end. I want him to behave out of duty first before he actually falls in love with Naruto. However, there is still some attraction between them. :)

1. This is a reference to how Mito sealed the Kyuubi into herself to help Hashirama during his battle with Madara.

Honto: Really

Boke: Clueless, dumb, stupid

Gaki: Brat

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