Puck's Kiss
Chapter 2: Quinn's oven
After Kurt's divorce from Blaine, Quinn, and Rachel came to see Noah and Kurt. Then Rachel says, "Quinn told me about Beth being her only good egg, and since Liza Marie is so insistent that Quinn be her mother. Well, I will gladly donate my eggs so Quinn can carry your baby, Puck." Soon after this, Noah says, "We were hoping you would say that, Rach. Now, I have a question for Kurt." Then Noah turns Kurt's wheelchair to face him before pulling a ring box out of his pocket and saying, "Kurt Elizabeth Hummel, Will you marry me?" To which Kurt says crying, "Yes, Noah Elijah Puckerman, I will!" As Noah slips the ring on Kurt's finger.
Then Kurt looks over at Quinn and says, "Tell me the truth, Quinn. Do you wish Noah was still straight and had asked you that?" Quinn just looked over at Noah as she says, "Honestly, no I don't and it has nothing to do with what happened to him or the fact Beth was my only good egg. It's more to do with the fact we had been growing apart way before he came out. I mean I still love him, but not like I did before. Ha, I realized all this, that day Blaine was on Skype with you two." Then Quinn looked at Kurt and says, "Ha, I thought Puck was a little gay for Finn when we did that memorial for him after his funeral."
This made them all laugh and Noah said, "If he could barely handle Kurt being gay. I doubt he would be able to handle me being gay. Plus, I was not crushing on Finn when I was in love with you, bitch." Then Noah laughs as he sees the frown on Quinn's face. Before she punches him in the arm and says, "Jerk!" Then she looks at Kurt before saying, "I hope you can handle Puck as a boyfriend."Kurt just says, "If you can handle carrying Rachel's baby, I can handle Noah. Besides, I already have him whipped. He knows if he makes me mad, he gets no sex unless he apologizes first. Ha, he made Liza Marie mad two weeks ago and she still hasn't forgiven him for what he did."
This had Rachel asking, "What did you do, Puck?" Noah looked at Kurt before, as he says with a laugh, "I said I looked better than Thor and I said I was sorry, but like her mother would. She is giving me the cold shoulder and won't accept my apology!" This made them all laugh before Liza Marie comes out of her room and says, "Papa Nono, I'm sorry, it's just that I think you are more like the Hulk." This made Quinn and Rachel giggle before Quinn says to her, "Liza Marie, Mama Rachel is going to help me give you a sibling." Liza Marie asks, "Will Aunt Beth be my half sissy now after the baby comes out of your oven?" Noah answered her saying, "No, Liza Marie, but I'm going to be the daddy. Your Aunt Beth might be my daughter, but she is Nana Shelby's daughter now. Let's just say, Auntie Quinn helped Nana Shelby have Beth, but now she needs Mama Rachel's help to give you a brother or sister." Liza Marie just says, "Okay." And walks away.
A month later, Kurt and Rachel went with Quinn to a Fertility Clinic to watch as Rachel's fertilized eggs were being implanted into Quinn. Noah would have gone with them, but Liza Marie got sick and Noah was the only one that made her feel better. Burt even teased once that Liza Marie had Noah more whipped than Kurt did. As Rachel helped Kurt inside they heard Noah crying as My Little Girl by Tim McGraw was playing and found him in Liza Marie's bedroom holding her. Then Quinn says, "Puck, don't worry you'll be a great dad for Liza Marie and you are not like your dad. I'm sorry I gave Beth away. Okay?" Then Noah says, "That's not why I'm crying, Quinn. Liza Marie told me she saw everything that was done to me. Even the things I didn't mention, like the fact that I could have been paralyzed too. Plus, a lot of the things Blaine did to Kurt was done to me too."
Kurt cries as he asks, "Like what?" Noah just puts Liza Marie down for her nap before going to the living room and saying, "Like rubberbands being wrapped around my dick and they would beat me every time I looked at the nude pictures they found of Quinn! Then they would gang rape me until looking at Quinn made me hurl! Plus, I was starved for days until they would only give me food if I had sex with them! If I said no and tried to fight back. I was drugged and raped! The day I heard Liza Marie's voice was the day I was rescued and after that, I got the pictures from her. Kurt, it took me a year to feel safe sleeping alone! Hell, I was using Liza Marie's toy Hulk for six months to help me after I found it in my duffel bag. When I went back overseas with a note from her saying, "Remember, you're Papa Hulk. Don't let those bad men get to you, Papa Nono!" God, I could kiss her for that! It helped me to come out to the guys in my unit that didn't know I was gay yet."
After Noah says this, Kurt started to shake and his eyes roll back in his head. This scared Noah and Rachel, but Quinn just says, "Rachel, get a wet rag and Puck put Kurt on the couch. I think the stress of knowing what happened to you is making Kurt have a seizure!" Neither of them moves, and Liza Marie was the one that gave Quinn a wet rag before saying, "Papa Nono, snap out of it and put Dada on the couch!" Then she looks at Quinn and says, "A boy at school has seizures, Auntie Queenie." Then Quinn said to Liza Marie, "I learned about seizures while waiting on Papa Nono to get rescued from the bad men. I thought he was going to have them, so I tried to prepare for when or if that happened." Then Liza Marie looked at Noah as she says, "This wasn't Dada's first seizure, Papa Nono and he has pills in the medicine cabinet! I wanted him to tell you but he wouldn't! G' Pa Burt doesn't even know he has them!"
Then they heard Kurt crying and saying, "I'm sorry, Noah! I thought I could handle them on my own!" This just made Noah sit next to Kurt before putting him on his lap and saying, "You scared the shit out of me, Babe! God, if it wasn't for Quinn and Liza Marie. I would be freaking out here! Don't scare me like that again!" Then Noah starts to cry as he says to Kurt, "Kurt, you are my world babe, and I don't want to lose you! Okay?" Then Kurt put his hand on Noah's face before kissing him and saying, "You won't lose me, Noah. Ha, it was that kiss you gave me in the hospital, that made me fall back in love with you, and I can't live without you, Noah."
Chapter 3 will be up soon
