"Welcome to 666 News. I'm Katie Killjoy." said Katie Killjoy
"And I'm Tom Trench." said Tom Trench.
"Today, we're here with a one-on-one interview with Sir Pentious as he unleashes his new evil plan to open up a State Home for the Ugly." said Katie, "Here we have Sir Pentious with us live on satelight."
The camera turns to Sir Pentious as Katie Killjoy continued to smile at the camera.
"It's a pleasure to have you with us, Sir Pentious." said Katie.
"The pleasure is mine." said Sir Pentious.
"So tell us about your evil plans." said Katie.
"Well Ms. Killjoy, my egg bois and I constructed the State Home for the Ugly to put all the ugly sinners and destroy them as my evil plan to become overlord."
Sir Pentious laughed maniacally.
"And when do we hope to see you in the State Home for the Ugly, Sir Pentious?" asked Katie Killjoy.
Sir Pentious's eyes widened.
"I'M NOT UGLY!" said Sir Pentious, half insulted and half hurt by Katie Killjoy's comments.
"That's what a snake who has eyes on his his tail would say. How have you not gone blind from slithering on those things?" asked Katie Killjoy as she laughed.
"Oh, you only invited me on your show just to make fun of me, didn't you?!" said Sir Pentious, "THAT'S IT! YOU'RE ALL GOING INTO THE STATE HOME FOR THE UGLY! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU! THAT'LL BE THE LAST TIME ANYONE MAKES FUN OF SIR-"
The camera cuts off Sir Pentious.
"Well unfortunately for Sir Pentious, government officials have already sent a demolition team to destroy his State Home for the Ugly due to not meeting building regulations." said Katie Killjoy.
"Boy, I'm glad I'm not that loser." said Tom Trench.
"Next up, Fanfiction. We'll be looking up which ones are the most disturbing." said Katie Killjoy, "Stay tuned."
