Sgt Frog: The GiroNatsu Chronicles (Unofficial Reboot)
By Adventuremaker21 (Original concept by TheLadyLala)
Chapter 2: Natsumi Presents: More than leaps the eye.
Authors Note:
Hey yall, since getting back into this anime, I've been wanting to do a bit more of a mix of the show and a linear timeline, plus show off shapeshifting shenanigans. So kick back, relax, and put away those papers you've been working on to read fanfic of a 22-year-old manga.
(When We last left our favorite Japanese family and their frogs, Giroro and Natsumi were given the power to shapeshift between Keronian and Human at will. Will this means the earth will get ruled over? Will Aki find out and go on an inspirational-gasim? The latter one would happen more than the other one, but what do I know; I'm just the narrator.)
It was Saturday morning as Keroro gathered his platoon plus Mois down for a meeting as Keroro, feeling better than when he has beaten the snot out of, was prepping for his plan. "Lord of Terror's and Gentlefrogs," Keroro announced as he posed dramatically. "Today is the day we change our path to victory forever! Kululu and I have built a Gun that grants us Keronians and Pekoponians the ability to shapeshift at will!"
"Kukuku, oh sarge, I did all the work, you just watched Anime again, kuku," Kululu said as he brought out the gun. "BEHOLD, THE PEKO-KERONIZER!"
Giroro grunted as he knows that gun all too well as he was the first Keronian subject of that gun. "Yes yes, we all know about it."
"I don't," Dororo said as he came in from the ceiling. "Noone ever tells me things, but Fuyuki did say hi when I snuck in."
"Why don't we show, rather than tell," Kululu said, chuckling as he aimed the gun at Tamama. "Clickypoo," he said as he pulled the trigger and turned Tamama into a human. his human form was a tall skinny teenage boy with shoulder-length dark blue hair, a white t-shirt with dark blue sleeves, and his emblem on the front. He was also sporting dark blue shorts and yellow sneakers with the same emblem on them.
"So, Tamama, how do you feel," Keroro said as he walked up to him as Tamama gently picked him up.
"Oh thank you sarge, this is the best day of my life to get to hold you in my arms!" Tamama exclaimed.
"Glad you like it, buddy," Keroro said as he gave him a thumbs up.
Kululu started to chuckle as then he blasted himself with the gun. Standing in his place was a spiky-haired teenage boy with a yellow hoodie with his spiral upfront, cargo pants, orange shoes with his spiral, and was wearing his same headphones and glasses on.
"Ok, looking good too, Kululu," Keroro also complimented as Kululu aimed the gun at him. "Now, make me the most handsome of all Pekoponians!"
"I hope that turns you into a fat sack of shit basement dweller," Giroro cursed as Kululu fired the gun at Keroro as began to change, and when the light died down, everyone could see his appearance. "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!"
What they could see but could not believe is that Keroro's human form, which was a tall teenage boy wearing a green sleeveless shirt with his star on it, White shorts, yellow sneakers with red stars on them, and has slightly spikey black hair.
"Hey, check me out," Keroro said as he checked himself out as he struck a pose. "I look like Heero Yui from New Mobile Report Gundam Wing, the one the Americans love the most."
"What about me," Dororo said with tears in his eyes.
"Sorry buddy, but the gun needs to cool down when it's used 3 times in a row, so give it 15 minutes," Keroro said as he and the others (now with giroro in his human form) left him alone. "Catch ya on the flipside." As they left, Dororo fell down in a fetal position and started crying.
(Later that day)
Keroro was lounging in the upstairs living room, his feet up and making such a pig out of himself as Natsumi came down and saw the absolute horror in the living room.
"You've got to be kidding me," Natsumi said as she sees the colors of the clothes as he looked at her. "DID YOU USE THAT GUN ON YOURSELF?!"
"Oh hey, Natsumi, be a real pal and grab Keroro here some milkshakes?" Keroro asked of her as he gets picked up.
"YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND IF IM GONNA DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT AFTER YOU TRASHED THE LIVING ROOM AND IM STILL NOT OVER THE FACT THAT I CAN TURN INTO A FROG!" She yelled out as Keroro started to chuckle.
"Oh, you will do what I have to say, dear Natsumi," Keroro chuckled as he turned on the TV to show her keronian form turning to human. "Unless your mom finds out you have a massive story idea for her." This makes Natsumi legitimately scared as who knows what'll happen if she finds out. She'll never have a moment of privacy again. "That's right, so unless you want to be badgered to death, you'll do what I have to say from now on. And the first thing you should do is buy a maid costume and serve me and Tamama some McFlurries. Tamama loves the oreo ones."
Tamama then walked out of the bathroom after flushing the toilet from his 'duties'. "I gotta say, I'm not impressed with the human body's digestive system. I kind of want my farts to smell like an orc's clothing after I'm done."
"HIM TOO?!" Natsumi said as Keroro chuckled.
"Oh yea, I did everyone in that platoon," Keroro said as he narrowed his eyes. "And I meant everyone."
At that moment, Aki came down from the upper floor and sees this. "Aaw, Natsumi, you actually have a boy over. And he ain't half bad, either."
All 3 Keroro, Tamama, and Natsumi stood frozen at the sound of Aki's voice.
"Mom, I thought you had work this weekend?" Natsumi asked.
"Well, I did, but this seems more fun, and I have a lot of vacation days," Aki said as she walked over. "So who's your new friend?"
"Mom, this idiot isn't my friend," Natsumi said, annoyed with how blind her mother is.
"Yea," Keroro said. "I'm actually her boyfriend." As he said that, Natsumi was literally about to slug him, as she knows exactly what game he's playing now. If she hits him now, shell knows it's the stupid frog and shell wants to know EVERYTHING about what happened.
"Yea, mom, he's not seen the place before, so I decided to let him have a day to himself day and I can take over the rest," Natsumi lied to protect her secret.
"The name's Keero Barton, pronounced Kee-ro," Keroro 'introduced' himself to Aki. "And this is my best friend Tamaki."
"Pleased to meet you, ma'am," Tamama said to her as she was flustered due to how cute they were.
"Arent you just the cutest little gentlemen," Aki said as she smiled at them. "Well, I better get the bike into the shop. The Red Comet here is losing her color." She says as she leaves them alone. And the moment she drives off, Natsumi grabbed his neck and started strangling Keroro.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY BOYFRIEND, YOU FRIDIOT?!" Natsumi yelled as she strangled him as Tamama was worried for his Sarge.
"I'm not giving up any chances to make this plan work, and it's working perfectly," Keroro said as he pulled out a maid costume. "Now, your uniform."
An hour later, as Natsumi presented perhaps the 20th Mcflurry towards the two frogs-now-humans.
"This is the life, eh sarge?" Tamama asked as he burped a cold one. "Excuse me."
"Your excused, my dear, and icecream filled friend," Keroro said. "Why didn't I think about this AGES ago." As he said that, Keroro rang the bell. "Oh Maid-sumi, do you mind feeding me my next cup?"
Having no other choice, Natsumi started feeding Keroro the icecream as Fuyuki walked in.
"Did you buy a maid outfit off of Momoka," Fuyuki said.
"Actually, I brought one from her place," Tamama said as he bealched again. "She says she needed ones in her size for reason, whatever that means."
"Wait...Tamama?" Fuyuki said as he sees Keroro getting spoonfed. "Did you go on the weird part of the internet again?"
"Fridiot's blackmailing me, and now, I'm stuck as their personal icecream maid," Natsumi said to him. "So if you can help me out, ill try some training as a stupid frog."
"You got a deal," Fuyuki said as he for his phone out. "Hey, Saburo, it's Fuyuki."
"S-Saburo?!" Natsumi spat out as she turned pink.
"Why is he calling Saburo?" Keroro curiously asked.
"Hey, you think I can buy an unopened Gunpla from you? The PG 1/60 Unicorn Gundam with the premium Full armor upgrades? Yea, I think I'm gonna get into it too. Be over in 20? Awesome, thanks so much," Fuyuki talked to Saburo as all 3 Fuyuki, Natsumi, and Tamama can see Keroro jitter in his very human clothes.
"The crown jewel of the Unicorn Gundam series...with the P-Bandai exclusive full armor upgrade..." Keroro said, not believing in his words.
"And it can all be yours if you let me have Natsumi for a couple of tests," Fuyuki said, teasing Keroro.
"Yes YES!" Keroro said, jumping on this chance.
"But what about blackmailing Natsumi into joining us," Tamama said, upset this backfired.
"Screw that, ITS GUNDAM TIME!" Keroro happily said as he did a bit of a jitter. Natsumi was cracking her knuckles, ready to strike as Fuyuki stopped her.
"Patience, my young padawan," Fuyuki said. "Now we must train." He said happily as they went downstairs to see Dororo crying. "Are you ok?"
"they forgot about me again..." Dororo said, still traumatized as he remembered to check the time and saw that it was way more than 15 minutes. "Thanks for reminding me, Fuyuki. I owe you one," Dororo said as he took the gun and vanished.
(Ok, that was odd, but hey, more frogs.)
Natsumi, now in her Keronian form, was getting measured by Fuyuki, as he was asking her questions.
"So, how many times did you change into your new froggy form," Fuyuki said as he measured her arms.
"Not a whole lot, unlike Giroro, but quite a few times. I even fell asleep in the bathtub once because it felt so good...Well, not nyroro good," Natsumi honestly told her.
"Sounds pretty relaxing," Fuyuki said as he took down the notes. "But you have to admit, you've always wanted to be a Keronian."
"honestly, a little bit," Natsumi said, realizing it slipped. "Please don't tell anyone about that."
"Your secret's safe with me," Fuyuki said, hugging her sister. "Besides, now that you're a shapeshifter, you can have tons of adventures with them, even Giroro. I know you and him have been close like Sarge and me."
"Well yea, besides Dororo, Giroro's the only frog I can respect here," Natsumi said as Giroro, as a keronian, was walking in, only hearing the last sentence.
"Natsumi?" Giroro said, a bit shocked. "I thought you were at Koyuki's today."
"I was, but firdiot made me into his maid until Fuyuki blackmailed him with a rare Gunpla," Natsumi said, hopping out of her brother's arms.
"So I've been seeing how she's been adjusting," Fuyuki said, getting his notes out. "Like the fact she fell asleep while taking a bath on time."
"Ha," Giroro said, chuckling. "There's a lot more to being a Keronian than just enjoying baths. Were also experienced fighters, in case you've forgotten. With Natsumi's already powerful Pekoponian skills, who knows how strong she is now. I bet she even has more powers than she knows."
"That would make defending Earth better," Natsumi said, thinking about it. "You sure you want to train me? I could drive you all off Earth."
"To be honest, I've been getting soft just lounging around," Giroro said as he pinched his side. "It's not a life for a soldier. But Training one of the most powerful Pekoponians how to master her new Keronian body should be exactly what I need to get myself back into fighting shape."
"And summer break does start in 2 weeks," Natsumi said, thinking about it.
"Then it's settled, Natsumi: I'm going to break you down and build you back up again," Giroro said with some fire in his voice. "For the Giroro Bootcamp is about to be open for new recruits."
"Awesome, Frog boot camp," Fuyuki said happily.
"Wait, Bootcamp?!" Natsumi said, shocked at how this went.
"That's right, Boot camp. Where civilians are broken down, pounded, twisted, and scarred to make something mass-produced and useful to the people, like Aunt Annie's pretzels," Giroro explained. "Heck, I always wanted to be a drill Sargent or a drill corporal in my case. But make no mistake, Natsumi, even though we're friends, I won't give you any special treatment at all."
Natsumi smiled at this. "I'd be insulted if you did," she said at him, making Giroro blush a bit.
(later that day)
Later that day, Saburo, Fuyuk, and Natsumi, now in her human form, were just sitting in the living room, catching him up to speed.
"Honestly, I can't believe it took him this long to do this," Saburo said as he lounged back.
"I know, right?" Fuyuki said as he talked about it. "It's so awesome watching someone become a different species."
"It's not that big of a deal," Natsumi said, embarrassed.
"It really is a big deal," Saburo said. "Imagine what you can do with your new keronian body."
"Like your invisibility powers or the fact you can take more damage like Sarge," Fuyuki said as he pointed out a few things. Natsumi's eyes widen at this as she knows he's right. As she thinks of this, Dororo dropped from the ceiling with a new keronian, but this one was teal in color with the same headgear as Dororo. She also has a red headband with a metal plate on the front, and the back was a bow tied on, with her emblem being a snowflake.
"Looks like I arrived," Dororo began as he sees Natsumi is safe as he kneeled. "Too late..."
"Aw don't beat yourself up over it, Dororo," this new female keronian said to her.
"Oh great, ANOTHER stupid frog," Natsumi said as Fuyuki looked closer. And as on queue, Aki sprinted in and picked her up.
"ANOTHER FROG?! OH, THIS IS PERFECT!" Aki said as she hugged her tightly. "I do need a model for girl frogs and you'd be perfect. So, are you Dororo's brother?"
"Miss Hinata, it's me, Koyuki," the frog, now Koyuki, said while chuckling.
"KOYUKI?! Everyone (minus Dororo) screamed out in shock. Surprisingly, she was getting hugged more by Aki.
"Humans into frogs, oh this is so much better than inviting more guests over to live with us!" Aki said as she was pretty excited.
"It's much better than that," Koyuki said as she jumped out of her arms, did a backflip, and transformed in mid-air, landed on the table while in her natural ninja hand sign. "Nin-nin," She said as she landed. Fuyuki, Saburo, Aki, and Dororo all clapped at her show.
"That was amazing, Koyuki," Fuyuki said, amazed at how she can blend her new power with her ninjutsu.
"What kind of ninja magic is this?" Aki said as she's curious at how this happened.
"It's not ninjutsu, mom," Natsumi said. "the fridiot and the crazed mad scientist made a gun that gives these powers."
Aki was just stunned at this new news. "Like the gun that made you hot and voluptuous like me?"
"I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that," Natsumi said, embarrassed as she looked away.
"Oh yea, Mom, the entire platoon can turn into humans now, and Natsumi and Koyuki can turn into frogs now," Fuyuki said, earning a stare from Natsumi.
"Way to throw me under the bus," Natsumi said, clearly pissed as Aki gets out her camera. "M-mom?"
"I just need a few pics of you and Koyuki for models of girl frogs for my manga, sweetie," Aki said, wanting to capture this moment perfectly. Koyuki nods as she turns back as Natsumi soon followed.
"You owe me one, Fuyuki," She said with a fire in her eyes.
"Nah, consider us even," Fuyuki said, as he got what he needed. "How I saved you from being Keroro's maid and all that."
"Keroro?" Aki said, confused as Keroro in his human form walked in, feeling relaxed.
"That was an amazing start to a new model," Keroro said as he sees Aki. "Don't worry about a thing, ma'am, your daughter and I are just wonderful together."
"Oh you are, are you, Keroro?" Aki said with a smile, but deep down, she was furious about lying to him as Keroro sees keronian Natsumi and Koyuki in the room as she was told. Keroro just walks back into the basement and made sure to not come out for a little while. "Dinner's at 6," She yelled down.
"That was terrifying..." Saburo said, slightly scared.
"Welcome to the Hinata household, where were all secretly terrifying," Fuyuki said, looking at Natsumi. "Some more noticeable than others."
"I should come by more often," Saburo said, smiling. "It's actually pretty fun in here." This made Natsumi blush a bit as Giroro saw this going on and blushes. Natsumi sees him and offers to let him join them as he takes his chance.
"Ooh, Giroro, perfect timing," Aki says as she picks him up and puts him down next to Natsumi as he blushes madly with her blushing slightly. "Would you mind taking a picture with Natsumi? It's for design references."
"S-sure," Giroro said, not ready for this sudden turn of events.
"And After that, why don't I take pictures of Dororo and Koyuki," Aki added on for her own goals.
"Allow me to set the mood, miss Hinata," Saburo said as he wrote something on a paper as he gently tossed it to an empty area as the paper turns into a green screen for photoshoots.
"Ooh, good call," Aki said, as the photoshoots happened as both sets of keronians had a bit of fun, with posing, props, and everything in between. But outside the Hinats residence, they were being watched carefully by an observant eye.
"So, Giroro and his platoon have been captured and allying themselves with the Pekoponians," This new keronian, speaking with a slightly robotic voice said as his left hand opens up into a claw. "And they've made them into our kind." As he turns around, he activates his commlink. "First Lieutenant, it's lance corporal Zoruru," This cyborg said. "I found your brother, with more to report. A lot more."
(Sorry about me disappearing for a little while like that, but can you blame me for getting Invested in the story now that Garuru and Zoruru showed up?)
