Hello I'm GAY

Chapter Four

Somehow I get roped into an outing with Bella and Alice. We settled on Saturday for shopping, going to take our car to the mall outside of Forks. The mall we had inside Forks was so bad that not even old people wanted to shop there, which was telling you something.

I pulled up to Bella's house in my Lambo, Alice in the passenger seat. We were picking Bella up. She waved at us as we pulled over and she got into the back. Immediately her wonderful scent filled the air and Alice and I both swallowed down the venom that pooled in our mouths.

"Sorry that you had to pick me up. I thought my truck could make it but the axle broke and I haven't been able to get around to fixing it yet," she explained.

"Rosalie could help you with that," Alice chimed in. I gave her a side eyed look as I reversed and took to the road, my car purring smoothly under me.

"With my truck?" Bella shook her head. "I don't think her prancing around in a bikini as she washes it is what I need. Though, now that I've said it you are free to do it," she said, smiling as I felt a warmth creep up my neck. Damn, she was hella bold; she even sent me a wink through the rearview mirror and I had to shift my eyes away. "It could do with a wash."

Normally humans were too scared to truly go after me but Bella truly gave no shits about it.

Alice looked amused at this; she always did take pleasure in mischief. "No, I meant that Rosalie could help you fix it. She knows a lot about cars. She even fixed this one up when it was being a bit weird." Alice patted the dashboard of my car.

"Yea, it does run smooth, smoother than a Lambo normally does. Nice purr, but then I guess she can get anything to purr like this."

Alice's mouth opened wide, delighted by this blatant flirting. I thinned my lips, not as amused.

Bella wasn't done talking, it seemed. "I bet if you came across a cat, any cat, you could make it purr just like that too if you pet it."

Oh my god. I wanted to melt into my seat. I wasn't used to this directness. I felt warm all over, the borrowed blood in my veins coursing rapidly through my body.

"Rosalie does have a talent with her hands," Alice responds for me coyly and I am freaking over this.

"What are you doing Alice?" I asked her in vampire speak as Bella settled into the car seat and stared out the window as I drove fast down the lanes. The side of my mouth moved and I was so quiet it was like I was merely exhaling.

"I'm helping you."

"With what?"

"With getting Bella."

"Who said I want her?" I asked even if a part of me found that maybe I wouldn't mind.

"It's been some time since you got some," she waggled her brows at me.

"Because I haven't been interested in anyone. And everyone goes through a dry spell."

"Not for sixty years."

"Butt out of it," I growled at her. "I'm going to turn her down. She shouldn't be involved with a vampire." I also was worried about Eddy's sudden interest in her. Had it gone away? Would she be in trouble because of it? I did not want that risk for her. Vampire interest could not be good for a human.

"She's not like the other humans. She's not afraid of us."

"She should be. I can literally break her in half. Sex is not a good idea between a human and vampire. Why don't you pick on Eddy? He's been a virgin his whole entire existence."

"Because he's a nerd. But you're a hot piece of ass and you deserve to be out there on the market again."

"If you mean the markets of 1920 then yes, but I am no longer human," I stressed. "I think it's just best I put this between me and Bella to rest. I am way too old for her."

Alice sighed, giving up for now. "Then at least try Binge," she told me.

"Binge?" I questioned, puzzled by this.

"A vampire dating app. Find yourself some vampire to get your freak on. Seriously, you need to have some fun. Maybe get lucky and find your mate."

"Not all of us are as lucky as you." I said a touch bitterly because Alice had found a mate in Jasper. I didn't begrudge her it, but sometimes it got lonely. Sometimes, I got sad thinking I would never find that special someone. I thought it was going to be Emmett at first, but things hadn't worked out and though we cared for one another, we were no longer romantic and he was free to get his action elsewhere.

We pulled up to the mall fairly quickly thanks to my fast car and my even faster driving. Again, I walked behind Bella and Alice as they talked about everything under the sun. Thankfully, Alice did not try to get Bella to mention anything about her apparent interest in me. We went to three stores, the two of them perusing the clothing there. Alice naturally ended up buying two bags of clothing, whereas Bella was more hesitant and careful with her money. I half heartedly looked at the clothes, not really interested in getting anything since I already had a walk in closet full of them.

As we were rooted firmly in the racks of clothing, Alice's face got a delighted look. I had a sinking feeling she had had a vision. But before I could ask her about it, she shoved some clothes she had found into Bella's hands. "Get Rosalie to help you out with trying these on. She has great fashion taste." She said breathlessly, and then she was gone. Without an explanation for why.

That little vixen!

I growled at her under my breath, projecting ideas into my head of future plans on what I would do to her if I ever got my hands on her at home. Bella did not seem to mind this situation at all. In fact, she seemed very delighted.

"Rosalie, let's go to the changing room," Bella said, taking the items and my hand in hers. I allowed myself to be dragged there because I wasn't a coward. And I certainly would not let Alice win this, whatever it was she trying to prove.

Except, instead of leaving me outside, Bella tugged me inside the changing room with her. She dumped the clothes into my hands and began to strip out of her sweater and jeans, leaving her in her underwear. My eyes flared wide and I inhaled sharply when I saw her soft, flawless skin in front of me. I could see the pulse pounding, veins chugging blood and even more of her wonderful smell enveloped me. This was not a good idea. She should not have brought a vampire into the changing room with her.

Venom pooled in my mouth and I quickly swallowed it, averting my eyes from her ample bosom and round ass. I could not even say anything, for fear if I opened my mouth it would be to sink my lips onto her. Whether to bite or to kiss I did not know yet. I didn't dare dwell on it.

Then, my jaw dropped open as I saw Bella take off her bra like nothing in front of me. Was she out of her mind? Why was she taking off her bra?! In front of me, a relative stranger!

I quickly clinked my mouth together. Exhaled to get myself under control. I could feel parts of my body heating up where they should not heat up to a human.

"Thanks for holding the clothes. Tell me if they look cute or not," Bella said, turning the full power of her bare chest to me. I nodded my head stiffly and tried to keep my gaze glued to her face. She took the clothes and bent over to slid the pants up her legs. Her ass stuck up, swaying slightly from side to side as she dressed. And I could see her breasts swaying as well.

Stay calm, I told myself. Stay calm. I gripped my hands into fists so tightly I could feel my diamond skin cracking. I could get through this. I would get through this.

That would prove to be harder said than done. And the end of this could not come faster.

When we finally exited the changing room, Alice was standing not far away, a smug expression on her face, delighted in my teenage moments.

"Bella, I see you've made some selections," Alice indicated to the clothing in the brunette's hands. She had chosen the outfits I had most stuttered at, which I did not feel confident about.

"Oh, Rosalie was just helping me put on some clothes," Bella said in way of explanation.

"Really?" Alice said coyly as all I could answer to that was 'mphf.' Alice looked at me oddly while a sly grin spread across Bella's face that she tried to tempt down by biting her lower lip.

As we go to the cash register, I can't help but think that maybe Alice was right. I hadn't had sex in a while and I needed to get some before my ovaries exploded because of Bella. And then, I wouldn't be so shocked by the human's actions and neither would I be tempted by her.


When we got home, I decided to download the app Binge. Stupid name for an app if you asked me but whatever. I created a profile for myself, setting up a picture, a name, and a bio for myself. I selected my preference as male and then waited for the app to process all my information. I couldn't believe I was doing this, but I needed to fuck Bella out of my system before I did something stupid like fall for her.

I began scrolling through the app, looking at males who were close to my area.

James Lacroix, They call me a tracker, because I can track down anything. Let me track my way to your bedroom.

I shuddered. Too creepy sounding. And his ponytail was not doing it for me.

Laurent Luz, I'm usually the side kick to the villain, but I'd like to be your main man.

Ugh, some second rater. No thanks. He needed some more confidence.

The men's section only had about a handful more results and I quickly passed through those with barely a bat of an eye. None of them seemed interesting and vampirism apparently hadn't been able to save their looks.

I changed my preferences to women. Something I was still a bit hesitant about. The woman's section was even barer than the men's. One of them caught my eye. A woman named Victoria Jane. Take a walk on the wild side. I'm down for hunting for our next meal.

Nope. I had a feeling, given her red eyes, that that meal would be some poor human. I moved on. But as I swiped through many profiles, I could not find anyone interesting enough. "Ugh!" I threw my phone in frustration against the wall where it cracked. Why was this so hard? Should I go on a human dating app? I would have loads more options there.

"Double ugh!" I groaned out, huffing to myself. Why was this so difficult?

"Having trouble?" Alice's head popped into my room.

"Keep out of this Alice. I still owe you for what you pulled at the mall," I tell her threateningly, crossing my arms over my chest.

She does not seem phased at all. "I was only trying to help."

"That's what you say every time, and yet..." I trailed off pointedly.

This time her smile dampens a bit as she comes to sit by me on the bed. She casts my broken phone a sorry glance. "That bad huh?"

"There's no one interesting," I complain to my ceiling. Alice flops down next to me.

"Because you don't give them a chance," she told me.

"No one is worth the chance," I stress and before she can add on, I do it for her, "especially not Bella. She's human, Alice."

"But you have to admit there is something about her," she points out. "So...maybe...just a little be open to it?" She tilts her head at me.

I sigh tiredly, wanting to end this conversation already. "If I pretend to think about it, will you stop pestering me on it?"

"Yes!" she shouts out and hugs me before rushing out of my room.

I settle back against my bed, having only gained three minutes of solitude and silence before Edward pokes his head in. "Hey, do you have a moment to talk about Bella?"

"Not you too!" I holler at him and fling a pillow at mach 5 speeds at his head. He takes the hint and ducks out in time, as it leaves a blast hole through the wall and out the front of the house. Esme is going to kill me over that.

But I welcome the distraction if only so it can turn my thoughts from Bella's soft and feminine body, breasts and ass swaying as she puts on her clothes. I wanted to touch her so badly. I let out a groan and rush back to my nearly broken phone. The screen is so badly cracked I can barely make out anything, but perhaps it's not too late to find a bed partner.