Hello, I'm Gay

Chapter Eight

I woke up in bed with Bella the next day, both of us as naked as the day we were born.

Huh.

So, that had happened.

Not only had I made out for the first time with Bella, we'd jumped right into having sex. Man I really shouldn't get so competitive, but seeing as how the kissing had not put Edward off, I had been open to marking Bella in other ways as mine. Even if I wasn't sure I was gay for her. But, I guess this kind of confirmed I was.

And it had been mindblowing last night. Truly, Bella knew what she was doing. I looked over at her serene form now. She looked so adorable, with her hair mussy and my lip stick marks on her neck.

The door to the room creaked open as Edward stuck his head in. "Can I talk to her now?" he whispered.

"Are you fucking serious?" I whisper shouted at him. "We just had sex last night. Very gay sex. Are you still not convinced?"

Edward began to convulse at the mention of sex twice and bolted away. Thankfully.

"Who were you yelling at?" Bella asks me as she yawns, wiping her sleepy eye.

"Uh, no one," I told her. "We should probably talk about us," I waved in our general direction. "And about last night."

"Not about this morning?" Bella asked me seriously.

"What about this morning?" I blinked at her owlishly.

Smirking, she straddled my hips easily, the sheets falling from her and revealing her delectable form.

"This," she said and leaned in to kiss me.

Oh!

Suffice to say we did not do much talking.


When we came downstairs later that day, it was to loud whoops of appreciation from the whole family minus Edward who sat with his arms crossed over his chest, glaring at me like I had stolen his favorite toy. In retaliation I conjured up an image of Bella's nipple and he puked all over the floor.

"Really, Edward?" Alice turned to him with a disgusted grimace. "Now at least I know who made all those messes on the floor last night."

He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. He glared at me but retreated to wherever it was he went during his moods. Bella looked oddly at him. "Is he hungover or something?"

"Something like that," I said breezily as I sat down at the breakfast table. Freshly brewed coffee was there and Bella poured some into an empty mug before inhaling it piping hot. I poured myself one for show.

"How'd you get this place so spic and span so fast?" Bella asked, shifting her leg under the table so it was brushing mine. I blushed badly and hated myself for doing so. Why was I acting like such a dweeb about this? It was just sex. With Bella. Twice. In under 24 hours.

But so what?

"We work fast," Jasper said as Alice was moping down Edward's mess on the floor. "And you've seen Alice. She's a regular ol' ball of energy. She did this all by herself practically."

"Impressive," Bella nodded her head.

"Not as impressive as you two," Emmett waggled his brows. "Shook up the house more than the DJ did."

I let out an unhappy groan and kicked him under the table. He winced as I snapped his ankle with my kick. He didn't feel much pain though, perks of being a vampire.

"Ouch, no need to be so rude Rosie."

"Rosie," Bella giggled. "I like that nickname."

Damn it, would I never stop blushing? I busied myself with coffee, grimacing as the hot sludge touched my lips.

"Anyways. I had fun. I should probably head home now. Dad's gonna freak." She slid out of her seat, planted a kiss on the top of my head, and left out the front door.

"Soooooo," Alice smiled widely, sitting on Jasper's lap. He snuggled into her, holding her tighter. "Are you going to drive her back home?"

"She has a truck. One I refurbished for her," I pointed out.

"She didn't drive to the party," Alice said, just as smugly.

"Fuck you guys," I growled out as they all smugly looked at me, watching and waiting me crumble to my own desire to spend a couple minutes more with Bella.

"I thought Bella did enough of that," Emmett shot back cockily and I threw my coffee at him. He caught the mug in midair and set it down just as whirled out of the seat and angrily walked out the front door.

I caught Bella pulling out her phone, trying to call her father. "Bella, hold up," I said and she turned to face me. For some reason she looked even more amazing. Like she had a glow around herself. I swallowed thickly, eyes tracing her lips briefly before I returned to my train of thought. "Let me drive you back."

"Sure," she purred, dropping her phone back into her pocket.

I lead her to my Lambo and she slipped inside on the passenger side. Her scent filled the car and I found myself inhaling it deeply.

"You know...I've never head sex in the car," she said, biting her bottom lip coyly.

I turned to her with wide eyes. "You-"

But she was leaning across the console, kissing me hard, hand curling at the nape of my neck. And damn my libido, but even my love for keeping my cars clean could not outweigh this temptation.


"I see Bella enjoyed the ride," Alice said with a too wide grin when she saw me come back into the house an hour later. My hair was still messy from mine and Bella's activities. I gave her a glare, but it wasn't as cutting as it should be, considering I was currently blissed out right now on Bella.

"Are you two dating?" Emmett asked, kicking his feet up on the coffee table and cracking open a can of chilled animal blood.

"I don't know. We didn't really talk much," I said, going to a mirror and attempting to smooth down my messy locks. I had red marks on my neck. Damn, how hard had Bella bitten? I fingered them and shivered when I recalled just how I must have gotten them.

"I can imagine why," Alice retorted. "You should totally go out with her."

I scowled at her. I did not like being told what to do. "Why? I'm a vampire. What kind of relationship could I possibly offer her?"

Alice heaved a sigh. Emmett beat her to whatever she was going to say. "Dude, Rosalie, stop thinking with your brain so much. For once, allow your clit to lead and like, just enjoy life."

My face turned sour. "I'm dead. So I can't enjoy 'life'."

"Undead, technically," Jasper cut in, from where he had appeared in the doorway, hands in his pockets.

"Don't even start on that debate or we might end up summoning Edward back with his mopey ass," I said in warning. I hoped it was not too late, and that he hadn't sensed the existential dread yet. I did not need him raining on my parade.

"Sooner or later she'll find out I'm a vampire. And then what? Not to mention the Volturi, if they find out, will kill us all."

"You forget Carlisle is like BFF's with Aro," Alice pointed out.

"That was years ago. And I don't think that the fact Carlisle is a dilf will save him from Aro's wrath when he finds out I'm dating a human!" I exclaimed.

"Don't overthink it Rosie," Emmett made chill gestures with his hands. "Just enjoy sleeping around with her for now, and let nature do it's thing. If it's meant to be, it's meant to be. We'll all figure out the bad shit once we cross that bridge."

I crossed my arms over my chest. Why were they so chill about this?

"Why are you all being so supportive? This makes no sense?" After all, our whole shtick was trying to maintain a human front and not get involved with humans so they wouldn't discover us.

"Girl on girl is hot," Emmett explained.

"We care for you," Jasper said.

"We want you to be happy," Alice chimed in, all three speaking at once. They all looked at Emmett when they realized what he said. He shrugged, not taken aback by their glares. "It's true, don't deny it's hot."

Jasper let out a defeated sigh; seemed he agreed. Alice gasped. "Jasper Whitlock Hale, you mean to tell me you-"

"Not now, babe, please?" Jasper whispered out. He raised his hands in an 'I give up' expression.

She squinted her eyes at him, hands on hips. After scrutinizing him for a while, she turned to me. "So," she clapped her hands together. "What are you going to do on a first date with Bella?"

"Besides eat out," Emmett teased and I groaned out loud. They were never going to let this go, were they?


Monday arrives and I am surprisingly nervous to show up at school. I haven't seen Bella in a day and I don't know how she's going to act around me or how I'm going to act around her. Sadly, I don't get to catch a glimpse of her even with my vampire sight until lunch. I stare at her across the cafeteria from my spot at the Cullen table. Edward too is staring at her, but less subtly.

"Creeper much," Emmett says and smacks him on the back of his head so hard that Edward's eyes ping pong around in his eye sockets. He groans and grabs the back of his sore skull. "Fuck, I can't believe you've done that," he said in dismay, suddenly having acquired a Scottish accent due to how hard Emmett hit him.

"Just go over to her," Alice says when she notices my staring.

"Not in front of the whole school," I tell her. I'm nervous and worried she might shoot me down. "What if she laughs at me? My ego and reputation couldn't take it! No one turns down the ice queen!"

"Calm down," she put a hand on mine. "You're freaking out. But Bella is sooooo into you, that it's almost sickening really. Just listen to what she's talking about with her friends."

I finally tuned into the conversation happening at Bella's table.

"Guys, and Gays, it is with a heavy heart that I tell you that I must disband this cult. I have made contact with Rosalie, and I no longer need this cult. All our sacrifices and witch dances in the forests at night have paid off," Bella said gravely.

Sacrifices? What sacrifices? Now I was concerned.

They all gasped, holding each other's hands as they listened to Bella speak. "Thank you for helping me thus far. I shall never forget your hard work and the support you gave me. And now, if you don't mind, I shall be all fulfilling our fantasies of sleeping with Rosalie," she said with gravitas, bowing her head a bit.

"Will you still keep in touch with us?"

"Will you send us dets on your relationship?"

"Will you send us nudes of her?"

Fuck off Eric, I snarled at him internally. He would not be receiving anything naked of me except for my naked anger!

"I will not," Bella reported. "I will respect the privacy of my and her relationship. But...I might come out with a tell all book so make sure to buy it when it comes out."

"Well, she's an entrepreneur," Alice chuckled while I did not look amused at all. If Bella intended to write a book about us, I could not risk dating her. At all. Then the whole world would know about the Cullens being vampires! Even if she didn't know it yet, it would come out at one point or another.

"I guess we're officially not dating," I told Alice sourly and she wilted at my declaration.