Hello, I'm Gay

Chapter 12

"I think your...succubus residue, is driving Eddy crazy," I told Bella as I watched him do a swan dive off of our roof and into the grass below where he left yet another Edward shaped hole in the ground. Even Emmett was concerned by this behavior, and usually he was the type to support such idiocy.

She nodded her head sagely. "It does that to virgins. Even if I'm not active anymore, the leftover lingering aura of it his body can sense, especially since he's got enhanced vamp senses and it's calling out to his virgin part."

"Uh huh," I wasn't shocked by this. "So, what do we do?"

"Well, he's going to literally go crazy with desire and delusions. But, good news, he just needs to lose his virginity and he'll be all good."

I couldn't help it. I laughed, and kept on laughing. So hard I fell on the floor and made a dent on it, before rolling around. Bella got tired of me laughing for half an hour straight so she pulled me up and sat me back on the bed. I rolled right off again, holding my midriff because I was laughing so hard.

She sighed out and decided to let me be.

We went to school this way and the whole day I laughed right through driving there, all my classes and lunch.

"Why is she laughing so hard?" Emmett asked, deeply disturbed and concerned. They had never seen me this happy before. They were all unnerved. Even Alice.

"Bella, make it stop," the pixie whined, clinging to Jasper as tears came from my eyes. "It scares me."

"I tried. But I think she just needs to let it all out," Bella said. "And I told her Edward needs to get laid to save him from himself. But I was being serious."

Suddenly the rest of the Cullen table also erupted into laughter. Emmett started slamming his fist onto the table so hard that it broke on top of our laps. Jasper, who fed off of our emotions was so high off of laughter he just went comatose, a wide smile stretching his face unnaturally. And Alice's high pitched shrieks began to make students ears bleed.

Everyone looked at the Cullen table like 'wtf'. Bella winced guiltily. What had she done? Guess she had a bright future as a comedian however.

Eventually, all the laughing broke all of my ribs and my amusement quieted down when it hurt to do so. I knew my body would heal, so the pain was only temporary. My other siblings were still in the throes of their bemusement. Good thing Edward wasn't here or else he would be deeply hurt by our reaction. Bella sat next to me on the bed as my ribs healed up, stroking my hair back from my face.

"You are so dramatic," she rolled her eyes affectionately at me.

"I got abs out of it," I said, pulling up my shirt and showing her the six pack I know had from all that humor. Her eyes flashed darkly and she pulled my shirt back down, but not before she let her fingers accidentally brush against my skin as she did so. "If only your ribs weren't broken I'd test your new abs out."

"There's still time," I assured her.

"But, on a serious note, Edward needs to get laid."

"I know," I said grimly, all the giggles out. "But he can't. He's...he's too disgusted by anything sexual in order to do so. Having full out sex might even end up killing him."

"How is he so pathetic? He's had over a hundred years to get laid. High school virgins have no right to complain now," Bella said, sighing out in disbelief.

"And he likes you," I said with a low small growl. That fact did not sit right with me. "I doubt he'd be able to sleep with anyone right now."

"Hmmmm, I think I know someone who might be able to help," Bella said suddenly, getting off the bed and fetching her phone. I did not like the sound of this. Why did I not like the sound of this?

"Who?" I sat up and winced as the action caused my newly formed rib to re-snap. Shit, I shouldn't have moved so soon.

"Some old friends. From my seduction days. We used to go around and suck the sexual energy out of people. But I left when I quit. They're still active."

"You want to bring more succubi here? Edward will explode from their energies, especially if they are working full time unlike you."

"I'm hoping it will prompt him to open up," Bella said. "If not, he will die. But with them working on him, I'm sure he won't be able to resist their charm and will fall into bed with one of them. Or all three," she said with a shrug.

"Well...if you think it will help him..." I trailed off and Bella called her friends.


Two days later after Bella had made the call, the three succubi made an appearance. We told Eddy nothing about them, because we knew he would say no to the intervention. But if we pretended that they were just friends visiting, then he wouldn't have any objections. Hopefully.

"Bella it has been so long since we've seen you!" the blondest of the blondes opened up the door and hugged Bella to her. Instantly my hackles were raised. Where did she get off on touching Bella like that? And did all of them have to be blonde? Did Bella have a type? Blonde women?

Jealousy flooded my being and I could feel Jasper trying to infuse me with some calm. I snarled at him under my breath, not liking his influence on me.

"Hello, Tanya," Bella greeted the tallest blonde of the group, before turning to the other two. "Irina. Kate." Bella shared embraces with a blonde with curly hair, and another blonde with blue eyes instead of green. I nearly grind my fangs into dust when I see Kate squeeze Bella's ass in a close hello.

"Easy," Jasper breathes under his nose so that I don't go flying at Kate and ripping off her throat before they can help us.

Bella leads them into the room with us, coming to stand by my side. I immediately wrap my arm around her waist and she snuggles up to me. "Everyone, these are the Denali sisters. Tanya is the head of the coven."

The sisters all say hello in unison and give off flirty winks and Kate even blows a kiss.

They better not dare to get close to Bella again or I swear...

"And these are the Cullens. A coven of vampires." Bella begins to go down the list. "Carlisle, is the head of the coven. Esme is his mate. Jasper is with Alice, and Emmett is the cool dude over there," he waved happily when Bella pointed him out. "And this," Bella wrapped her arms around me, "is my girlfriend, Rosalie." I was so happy Bella was pointing me out like this. Good, let those other succubi know that I was Bella's exclusively and she mine.

"Your girlfriend looks scrumptious," Tanya purrs, with a faint Germanic accent, her sisters nodding along at her deductions.

"I'm only gay for Bella," I tell them in warning to which they all pout.

"We need your help with one of our coven members. Edward," Bella continues. "He's a virgin, and my left over succubus residue from my locked up powers is affecting him. We need you three to convince him to get laid before he loses his mind."

"That zhould be no problem," Irina assured, eyes sparkling brightly. "Give us a week and we shall have him."

"In fact, let us make a wager," Kate turned her sisters. "To the sister who seduces him best, may she get his dick."

"Agreed," the sisters all said in unison and shook on it.

Tanya turned back to Bella. "We will require lodgings to stay here. And some time."

"Please...be careful with him," Esme said softly.

"We will treat him very nicely," Tanya assured. "No harm will come to him. Now, where is your golden boy?"

Carlisle lead the three to their rooms upstairs before he would introduce them to Edward. I truly hoped this would work, because despite Edward and I not being super close, he was still my adopted sibling and I care for him.

"It'll be fine," Bella assured me, kissing me on the cheek. "They know what they're doing. And I told them, if they fuck up, I'll have their tails for it."

"Tails?" I questioned, arching up a brow.

"Yes, tails," Bella said with a smirk. "We all have them, we just hide them."

I looked at her ass at this. I could see no tail. She chuckled at my confused expression.

"I could show you in the bedroom if you'd like? They're very, very good at being flexible," she whispered salaciously into my ear.

"Alright, I'm heading out," Jasper said when he felt my horny energy. He took Alice by the hand and along with Emmett and Esme, they left to the kitchen to discuss what would happen with Edward next.

"Still up for it?" Bella enticed.

"I do have to admit I am terribly curious," I told her and she lead me up to our shared bedroom.


Despite Edward's virginity of over a hundred years, he broke in three days time. Which, according to Bella, was still an impressive length of time to hold up against three full time succubi hurling themselves at him. At least, we no longer had to worry about him going crazy.

Bella assured us that with the virginity broken, Edward would now be alright against succubi forces, such as Bella staying in the house. We were all relieved, happy that he was safe now. Of course, being truly happy in the moment was kinda hard when Edward kept ruining it with all his animal noises coming from his room upstairs.

Ever since this morning he had just been going at it. He'd popped his cherry and now that it was popped, it just kept...popping. I couldn't remember any of us being that horny for each other in recent memory. Maybe Emmett and I at the beginning. But Edward did have many years to make up for.

Still, I hated it. Edward was so loud with his sex. All those years of repression literally burst out of him, making him into some savage bed partner that was tearing shit up. I hoped Kate would be alright.

Bella spoke from where she lay by my side, as if reading my thoughts, "She'll be fine. She's handled bigger dicks than his."

I scowled, not needing that imagery. The room shook as Edward let out a roar overhead that made the whole house quiver. I never wanted him to complain about loud sex in this house ever again. Alice and Jasper had the right idea to leave. Emmett was probably drowning it all out with video games in the basement. And Carlisle and Esme were probably putting together a little party in the kitchen to celebrate Edward finally being a 'man'. I should have left too, but I really didn't want to go anywhere in this dreary weather. "Hey," Bella said suddenly, sitting up and straddling my waist in one smooth move. "Wanna show them whose better," she had a naughty grin on her face, raking her hands down my chest. Instantly my skin was hot, blood boiling in my veins. I groaned out.

"Really?" I breathed out, pretending like I wasn't interested in this.

"What can I say. I get real competitive over sex. And I know I can make you scream louder than the both of them, without my powers." She licked her lips, eyes growing darker, voice nearly a purr.

I shuddered, hips twitching. "Okay."

With a devious smirk she slid down my body and my pleasurable screaming started not soon after.


Carlisle and Esme weren't surprised when Rosalie's screaming started up, joining the cacophony of Irina's and Edward's. Rosalie's were louder for some reason. Regardless, they didn't mind. They knew what it was to be young, and in love. Every touch was exciting.

No doubt there would be messes to clean up later. Contractors to call to fix the cracks and ruined plaster. And water stains?

"There's a leak upstairs?" Carlisle pondered as a puddle had appeared below a dripping spot in the ceiling. "From the rain? But how?" He held his hand out to test it. It was warm.

"That's coming from Rosalie's room," Esme said, smacking his hand away.

He looked on at her in confusion.

Esme just shook her head and smiled privately. "I wish someone here had the same skills as Bella."

She walked away, swaying her hips. Carlisle looked even more confused at this, watching her go, before his jaw dropped open slowly. "Oh, Jesus," he gasped under his breath and ran to find a sink and some acid so he could cleanse his hand.


"Bella...I think you've sucked the life from me," Rosalie said in a low and raspy voice. She felt boneless, without strength. Not even her vampire body had the power to lift her up and to her bed. She was sore all over and in the best possible way.

Bella looked up from between her legs, where wet dripped down her mouth, and chest. And the rest of her body. She looked like she'd been caught in a flood. "Can't do that to a vampire. And I wouldn't do it to you," she said, pinching the inner thigh affectionately.

"Take me to bed?" Rosalie asked and Bella scooped her up easily, dropping her onto the silk sheets effortlessly. Rosalie couldn't feel the cold on her naked body, but Bella still tucked her in, dropping a kiss onto her forehead. Rosalie was drowsy now, drunk on love. And it was quiet upstairs. They'd humbled Edward and Irina into silence.

Bella crawled into bed with Rosalie and they cuddled like this. And, Rosalie simply could not remember a time when she was more content than now.