Hello, I'm Gay

Chapter 13

We weren't all that surprised when Edward decided to date Kate. Nor were we surprised when he started wearing sunglasses, half open shirts to reveal his scrawny chest, or smiling and joking around a lot more. We all knew his sexual repression was what made him so brooding half the time and honestly, we were happy to see him feeling happier. Maybe all he had needed was love to truly make him see the worth of his eternal life.

"Wow, I heard that getting laid can make people happier, but this is like a whole character change," Bella said when she saw Emmett and Edward coming up with secret bro shakes, Kate chuckling and watching happily from Edward's side. "He even has a pimp cane and gold chains on."

"I agree. It's wild," I said. "But if you had to put up with his moods for the past seventy years like we did, you'd welcome this change. Also, do you think Kate is going to stay with us now?"

"I don't see why not. She and Eddy are trying a relationship out."

"Won't she need to...you know feed on sexual energies?" I asked vaguely.

"She has so many years of repression to suck out of Edward. I think she'll be fine. Besides, it's not like we can't revoke our nature to be with those we love," Bella said, smiling at me. My heart did a stutter. Did she...did she love me? Is that what she was telling me?

"Bella..."

"We can lock away our powers whenever we feel like it, which is nice and convenient, as long as we decide to eat human food, which sucks ass let me tell you that. But it's worth it. I wanted love. I wanted to find someone beyond those one night stands so that I could spend my life with, and it's you." She turned to me and I was so happy at her words I didn't even know what to say.

But my answering blush must have been enough for her. She leaned up to kiss me and I kissed her back deeply, pulling away before we could devolve into a full out make out session in the middle of the house.

"I love you too," I murmured to her, golden eyes lidded. Was it wrong to say those words? To me, it felt right, even if logically I knew that we'd only been dating about three months at this point. Some would say we were going terrifically fast. But it felt right. It felt like Bella and I were two pieces of a broken puzzle coming together and I didn't have the words to explain why this was, except that it was.

"You think you're mates?" Carlisle asked me later that afternoon when I approached him in his study.

"Would it be possible? I know it only really happens among vampires-"

"I don't see why not. Love is love. And just because someone hasn't tamed a succubus before, doesn't mean that you couldn't. Doesn't mean that she can't feel love. Anyone is capable of love, even the most vile of beings. But, not everyone is capable of keeping it. So if you care for her deeply, then make sure you do your best to keep her."

"I will," I swore. I knew I had something different, something special with Bella. I didn't want to give it up just because our relationship was different. Everyone in my family had accepted it already. "What do you think about Edward and Kate?"

"Do I think they're mates? It's impossible to tell with everything so new still. But, if they are mates, I will welcome her to the coven. If she's not...well, then she's still welcome here."

"And what of Tanya and Irina?" I asked. They'd been sort of staying in our house too. Freeloading, if you really wanted to call it that. Bella didn't mind as they were her old friends and she loved recounting her old adventures with them. I didn't like listening in on this because I didn't want to know who else Bella had been with prior to me. I got insanely jealous, so I stayed out of those conversations.

"Irina's with Emmett too, though I hesitate to call them dating. To be frank, I cannot kick them out unless Emmett and Edward decide they don't want them here."

Great, so we would be stuck with three extra succubi in the house which I didn't necessarily like, only because they were so handsy with one another. Like with Bella. I know Bella would never cheat on me, but I didn't trust that they wouldn't try to throw themselves on her.

He noticed my agitated state and tried to soothe me. "I know this is about Bella, but have faith in her. If she threw away her powers to look for love, then she's not doing this out of some whim. She truly intends to only be with you."

"But what if their powers influence her?" I worried, letting my insecurities rise to the surface.

"I don't think they will, but if you worry, talk to her about this."

"I don't want to come off as controlling or insecure. I want her to be able to have a good time with her friends."

"I can't tell you what to do. Only you can decide what to do in your relationship," he told me sagely and I nodded my head. I knew that was true. Still, I didn't say anything to Bella about it, because I didn't want to nag her about my concerns. What if she got mad? In foresight, I should have been more worried about myself. Because unbeknownst to me, one of the sisters had their eyes on me.


It happened when I was out in the garage fixing up a new car I had acquired. I was so into it I didn't notice the woman sneaking up behind me until she had her claws on my arms. I jumped in her hold, badly startled. "Who-" I looked over my shoulder only to see it was Tanya, smiling darkly.

"Hello, Rosalie," she sang and then my eyes were rolling up into the back of my head as I slumped into her arms.

I woke up, strapped to a chair, and my arms and legs bound with some sort of magical rope that I could not break free from despite my trying to do so. "The fuck-" I cursed under my breath, trying to wiggle forwards. The lights flashed on and I blinked in the sudden brightness. What was going on?

The room looked to be straight out of a torture scene and I was not loving this. What did Tanya want with me? How had she even made me black out? I was a vampire. I couldn't fall unconscious! Some loud music started playing from the speakers on the wall. Okay, seriously. What was going on?

The single door opened up, and Tanya showed up, wearing next to nothing but a tong and bra. She had a seductive grin on her face but I had a scared scowl. Oh no. I did not become gay just for this.

In beat to the music, she approached me, the lines singing something vulgar.

"She's such a fucking whore, I love it," was blasted loudly. I strained even harder against my bonds as she sat down on my lap and began to grind down.

"Relax, Rosalie," she cooed, make up done to make her look more sultry. It was not working on me. At all. I just wanted Bella. My safe, not scary Bella. I closed my eyes. I had to calm down, and endure this. And it would be over.

I don't know how long the song went on for, but when it finally ended, so did Tanya's gyrations on my lap. She stood up, and I opened my eyes to note her pissed off countenance.

"Why are my seduction techniques not working on you!" Tanya hissed out, annoyed. "You're clearly dating Bella. I should be able to seduce a woman who is into women!"

"Uh...well, I'm kinda only into Bella? Like, she's the only woman I will ever love, in like...ever. So I don't think your seduction techniques are going to be much use," I told her, shrugging. She got off my lap when I finished telling her this.

"Damn it. Who am I going to suck dry now?" she growled, tapping a finger to her lip. "Kate's bagged the virgin already and Irina's munching on Emmett."

"You could have sex with a human," I suggested.

"But I want sex with a vampire. Their stamina is amazing. And it feeds me for longer," she said. She looked my body over one more time, smiling crookedly. She pulled down the front of her shirt, trying to tease me with a flash of her nip. "Are you sure you wouldn't be open to it? You do look so scrumptious," she purred, coming closer to me. I gulped but was not entranced. Not at all.

She saw my unaffected state and let out an angry huff. "Damn it. Why are the cute ones taken?"

"Look, if I help you find another vampire to fuck, will you leave me and Bella alone?" I asked.

She considered this. "Alright. But vampires are so hard to find. How can you find me one?"

"There's a dating app for it. I have access to one. Let me go and I'll sign in and find you any vamp boy or girl you'd like."

"Alright, deal," she said, going behind me and untying me. As much as I was tempted to run, I knew if I helped her, she'd leave us alone and I wouldn't have to deal with her later.

I ended up going to Bella for some advice. Tanya hadn't said I couldn't tell Bella about Tanya's failed kidnapping event. "I should have known!" Bella had roared out, clearly upset. I put my hands up and blocked her from going down the stairs. "I knew she seemed way too interested in you."

"Relax, nothing's going to happen. But I do need your help in finding a vampire for her so she'll stop bothering us."

Bella did not look to be in the mood at all for such a thing. "I'd rather beat her to a bloody pulp-"

"Whoa, isn't she your friend? Maybe chill on the violence."

"Succubi are very territorial about their meals. Not that you are a meal, but you get what I mean," Bella said, hands on hips, trying to relax from her ire. "So I don't want her coming after you."

"That's why we distract her with another vampire. What's her type?" I pull out my phone app, ready to start searching at Bella's word.

"Blonde. Blonde is definitely her type."

"Hm," I tapped on my screen, widening my search pool to the whole world. It would be easier to find a match this way. A couple of names pop up. "What about her?" I showed Bella the profile of a vampire named Didyme. "Says she's into nature. Loves learning, and she's blonde."

"Let's see the others," Bella told me. I scrolled down.

"Jane looks kinda young though, too young to be on this app. Maybe I should report her?" I mussed to myself. Bella looked at the picture and agreed. "She looks 13. I don't know who she's fooling."

I swiped past her. "Sulpicia is the next one." The woman had red eyes, so I knew she was a human blood sucker. But then again, most vampires are. "She likes destroying people's lives, arson, and crime. Huh, seems like a ball of sunshine," I say sarcastically.

"We might as well try," Bella said with a shrug. "Tanya has zero morals so really, I don't think she'll care as long as the sex is good."

"Alright then, we've got our victim- er, dates for Tanya." I pocketed my phone, more than happy that would be over with soon enough, especially because Tanya was going to get shipped out to Italy for this to happen. And then Bella and I could be gay in peace.

"Let's go tell her right now," Bella said eagerly, grabbing my hand and moving us to Tanya's room. The discussion was quick, and to the point. Within the span of a single day, Tanya packed her bags and booked a ticket to Italy to visit the Volturi.

"I'm going to fuck everyone there!" she said gleefully as her sisters said her goodbyes to her. Then she was off onto her plane, smiling happily.

"Should we warn her not to try that? They might hurt her. The Volturi are not exactly the best hosts-"

"She'll be fine," Bella assured me with a pat on the hand. "Tanya has sexed up entire kingdom's before. Vampires are just an interesting challenge to her. Besides, I've tried to kill her before and it never sticks."

My eyes went wide at this. "Are you sure you're really friends?" I said, voice a bit shaky.

She laughed, amused by my reaction. I had never taken Bella as one to enact physical violence. "Yes, we are. But we fight like siblings do."

"I've never tried to kill my siblings."

"That's because vampires can be killed. Succubi just get reincarnated some years later. I still remember the one time Tanya asked me to destroy her so she could reincarnate into an even hotter body."

I didn't know how to feel about this, so I decided I wouldn't be asking anymore questions.

"I mean, it's not like Tanya hasn't killed me before. She totally did it at least two dozen times, and most of the times it wasn't even for a good reason. But I did get this rocking body in time to meet you so I suppose I can forgive her for it."

"Right," I said dryly as Bella said this all with an optimistic attitude. "Can we talk about anything else?"

"I can find a better way to occupy our mouths than with talking," she told me gleefully, hand trailing up to my hip bone.

And really, how could I say no to her? "Meet me upstairs in ten," I said.