Guess what? I don't own any of these series! Isn't that surprising?
Bullies, I guess those are common.
Quirks, those were common too.
So who the hell decided there combinations should exist as well.
The world just seemed unfair sometimes
7 year old Izuku Midoriya was trying to protect a boy from group of bullies. The job was performed and the boy got to go home with only minor scratches.
All was fine except for the fact that the boy who was protecting , Izuku, was beaten up.
If you didn't know him, you would assume he had some fetish for getting beaten up. Except you wouldn't , he is a child for godsakes..
Y'know what let's get to know our protagonist from interview of his neighbours and 'friends' .
Neighbour 1:
"Who you talkin' 'bout?"
Neighbour 2:
"Nice kid. Now where's the cash?"
Neighbour 3( a blonde woman this time) :
"Such a sweet little child"
Friend 1:
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Oh I forgot to mention, he doesn't have friends.
Well I guess it's time to give you guys the line that starts each fanfic of this sort
All people are not created equal
Somewhere really not that far away, like really,you could take a train to the place, a white mouse can be seen talking to humans through a computer screen.
"It's good to see you Mr. Nezu", a black man with one eye covered by an eyepatch says.
"Good to see you too Mr. Fury. " the mouse, Nezu, says.
Mr. Fury, as he has been referred to, nods his head.
"Madam Shibabawa passed away in her sleep yesterday." Fury said.
Nezu immediately laughed followed by Fury. "She really couldn't predict that. "Nezu said in between his laughs. Fury continued to laugh.
"Now, seroius"
" Oh yes, um, she had predicted an incident so catostophic, it will be experienced through out the universe''
"So a God level threat. The first seen in history. "this was saddening.
"But don't worry", Fury said.
Nezu looked at him confused.
Izuku slowly opened his eyes. It felt as though he had woken up from today's beating a little too quickly
He looked around to see who woke him up and saw a bald man,guessing from his wrinkles, in his 50s or 60s with a stick in one hand and a polythene bag in another.
"Oh! You're awake, thought you died or something." Izuku laughed at that. "were you eaten by a shark or something? "
He shook his head, indicating a negative.
"My friend wanted to hurt a boy with weaker quirk", Izuku answered.
"Hm", the bald man let out an annoyed sigh. "You want a popsicle?"
Izuku nodded. The bald man took out two Popsicles. One for himself and the other for Izuku.
Both of them went to the swing to eat the popsicle. "Whats your name?", the bald man asked.
"Izuku Midoriya", he answered, licking the popsicle. "What's yours?"
"Saitama"
They sat in silence focusing on their Popsicles. Saitama felt the silence eating at his brain so asked the boy a few questions.
"So what's your quirk?"
Wrong move. Izuku looked down instead of answering. It took Saitama some time to notice this, in fact the dripping of the popsicle caught his attention. "You don't need to answer it"
"I'm quirkless..."
Saitama realized his mistake. But something seemed to poke him and demand he keep asking questions.
"... Quirk less... So why did you help the kid with the' weak quirk'?"
Izuku looked away for some time but did answer eventually.
" Why wouldn't I?"
Saitama seemed to understand, from his reaction, Izuku guessed.
'' I'm quirk-less as well"
Maybe he was the right person.
"Do you want to be a hero?"
Izuku nodded
"Do you think you are fit to become one? "
Izuku shook his head, negative
"What do you mean by 'don't worry"? This is a universal catastrophe why wouldn't I worry?", Nezu asked.
" Because according to the hag, the person who will fix all of it, is already born "
" G-great, so let's contact him"
"Are you following the rules of the story. We aren't supposed to know who the person is. He'll save the human race. That's all we know so far.
Saitama sighed.
" Hey kid." he said , he didn't care if the boy was paying attention. Thankfully he was .
"Y'know I was compared to heroes with quirks back in the day." he said.
Izuku looked at him wide-eyed. "I thought you were quirkless." Izuku said. He would've gone on a tangent if Saitama hadn't stopped him.
"Listen!" he tried to bring in Izuku's complete attention to him.
"100 push-ups, 100 sit-up, 100 squats and a 10 km run everyday . No AC in summers and no heaters in winters. Keep a balanced diet." he blurted out the random exercises. Izuku looked at him, confused .
"... And just so you know boredom is worse than these beatings."Saitama added.
Saitama decided to leave the park while Izuku continued to think over his words.
They seemed so random.
He was compelled to give them a try
A/N
I will be rewriting the chapters
as, well, to put it lightly, the suck.
Review please.
