Kim stared in disbelief as I got on my motorcycle and drove to the gym
Out front was Bonnie Rockwaller she was crying.
"What's wrong Bon Bon?" I ask in a friendly tone.
"I just got dumped by my date." Bonnie said while sobbing
I toss her a helmet
"Hop on Bonnie I will take you where you want to go." I said
Bonnie smiled as she hopped on and gripped me tight
"Can we just go to your house Ron." Bonnie said.
"Sure." I said
I'm not sure what Bonnie wants but I'm not about to say no to a pretty girl want me to take her to my place.
We Arrive at my house about 20 minutes later and I called Wade to return the motorcycle
"You can send the bike back Wade." I said
"Actually I made that bike for you since your scooter looks like it's about to die for good." Wade said.
I nodded and turned the Kimmunicator off and escorted Bonnie inside.
I sat down with her on the couch and went over Ron's memories
My man is still filthy rich! He got money out the wazoo. Those Naco Royalties keep coming and Ron was smart enough to Patient the recipe and the name so there will be more money where that came from. Oh and I guess Kim has been dropping hints she want to settle down with Ron but no I'm not having it. Never trusted her on the show and the pairing only existed to boost ratings and that Disney message of Hey kids be bffs with the hot chick and she will eventually be riding your cock until the morning light. Yeah fucking right.
Bonnie put her head on my shoulders and sobbed making my shirt wet.
"It's ok Bonnie." I said rubbing her back
"Am I ugly?" Bonnie said
"No you are not Bon Bon you are one of the top 10 hottest girls in Middleton you are at number 1 I do believe Tara is after you then Monique then Marcella and at number 11 there's Kimberly Ann Possible. So you can rub that in her face." I said
Bonnie laughs and looks into my eyes
"You are so sweet Ron, I'm sorry for treating you like shit." Bonnie said
She kissed me very softly. I returned the kiss with just the same amount of softness. Bonnie leaned more into our kiss putting some passion into it. So our kiss evolved into a war of Dominance with me winning. We broke our kiss Bonnie was clearly aroused her eyes showed pure lust.
"Bonnie are you sure you want this you just had a break up?" I said
"Shut up Ron and Fuck ME!" Bonnie said pouncing on me
I removed her dress leaving her in her underwear and I was in my boxers when
SLAM
Ron we...!" Kim stood there looking at Bonnie and I in the throes of passion
"Bonnie get off of Ron!" Kim yelled
"Ron is not your boyfriend so no I'm comfortable here." Bonnie said
"Ron how could you do this!" Kim said
"Josh, Eric, I can keep going Kimberly it's a long list I'm numb to you now no feelings except my sternum that you decided needed a good kick!" I said stand up holding Bonnie in my arms
"What has gotten into you Ron!" Kim yelled
"Nothing Kim I'm just tired of waiting on a princess to look at her best friend and notice them as a man not an accessory!" I said
Kim flinched Bonnie was kissing my neck.
"Bonnie stop kissing My Ron!" Kim said
"Yours Kim really if I'm yours then why did you reject me when I told you Drakkens plan?" I said
"It sounded ridiculous!" Kim said
"Hello we are talking about Dr. Drakken all of his plans are ridiculous!" I yelled
"Touché." Kim said
Bonnie got down from my arms and put her dress on
"I'm going home Ronniekins I will see you later." Bonnie said.
Kim fumed as Bonnie left
"Are you fucking Bonnie to get revenge on me?!" Kim asked
"No if I wanted to do that I would have drilled Shego into the floor with my cock splattering our juices all over your room!" I said
Kim blushed
"Are you turned on by that?!" I asked
Kim looked out the window blushing
"Holy shit Kim I was throwing a hypothetical situation out there and you are getting off on it!?" I yelled
"Maybe I want you to drill me all over my room!" Kim said getting in my face
"You know right now it would be a hate fuck and even you don't deserve that Kim." I said
"Why not I hurt you I never acknowledged you and like you said I chose a Synthetic boyfriend over you Fuck ME Ron!!!!!! Kim said crying
"This is just an attempt to get me to yourself am I right?" I said coldly
Kim flinched
"I knew it get the fuck out Kim." I said
Kim left my house looking defeated.
The next day at school I was opening my locker when I got a call on my cell
"Hello." I said
"Ron Stoppable this is the Director we need you to come in." Betty Director said
"Is this about a job opportunity?" I asked
"Among other things." Betty said
"On my way." I said
"After school Mr.Stoppable." Betty said
She hung up
"Aw man this tanks!" I groaned out
I sat in home room and had to deal with Steve"I'm the only Teacher in this School" Barkin giving out lectures on Safe Sex
"STOPPABLE! Are we boring you?" Barkin said
"Mr. Barkin let me be blunt with you no one is paying attention Bonnie has been staring at my ass for the last oh 20 minutes, Kim is glaring at Bonnie for staring at my ass, Brick is glaring at me for getting Bonnies Sole attention, Tara is literally undressing me with her eyes while writing Mrs Tara Stoppable in her notebook, the rest of the class has head phones in jamming to the news report on my moment of saving the world so the question you need to ask yourself is Why are you picking on the only kid PAYING ATTENTION! I may be bored but at least I'm listening!" I said
Barkin blushed
"How did you do recon that good Stoppable?" Barkin asked
"I have been on missions with Kim since middle school I watch everything and take notes on patterns and send them to Wade to send to Kim since Princess never listened to me directly." I said
Kim flinched and looked depressed.
"Be that as it may Stoppable is right!" Barkin went around and confiscated every cell phone in the room and moved me to the back of the room and that forced Bonnie and Tara to put eyes Forward.
And the rest of the lesson went on the bell for lunch finally rang and I got my usual slop from the lunch lady and ate my meal hoping for some quiet but nope Kim sat across from me
"Can we talk please?" Kim said
"Are you going to try to get me to Screw you all over your room Kim?" I asked
" No I want you to Stay with me I mean the Team!" Kim stammered
"Kim you had 12 years to make a move I just got tired of waiting and now going to move on." I said getting up to put my lunch tray next to the garbage can on the desk provided for trays.
"Ron I love you I have since mission 1 but I didn't want to ruin our friendship!" Kim said
"Well you not trying got you into this mess listen Kim I got a job offer from GJ I'm going to get paid for missions and not deal with drama of what should I wear to the Spring Formal Ron? Do you this Josh will like my hair up or down it's DOWN KIM ITS ALWAYS DOWN! You look like a damn fool with it up." I said
I walked off with my face blushing like crazy
Kim smirked at my approval of her hair being down
I walked out of School went to the parking lot where a GJ hovercraft was waiting
I was blindfolded and we rode to the nearest Global Justice (GJ) base and was escorted to Bettys office.
"Ronald Dean Stoppable age 18 current occupation none former sidekick to Kim Possible the list goes on about what we know but what we don't know is that!" Betty points at still images of me morphing and calling the wild zords.
"What the hell is an 18 year old doing with access to war machines and a suit granting superhuman abilities?" Betty said
"I had a Dream where two figures said I was chosen to protect the world from Evil and gave me access to everything I have currently in my Arsenal." I said with no hint of lying cuz I wasn't.
Technically I wasn't it just didn't happen to Ron.
"We need you to list everything you have in your Arsenal for you employee file." Betty said
"How do I know this info won't be leaked?" I said
"Only two people know of this meeting truly entails you and me everybody else just thinks this is a simple recruitment of a recent adult." Betty said
"And what is this really?" I asked
"A job where even if you don't go on missions you get paid you are a deterrent so my brother an WE (Worldwide Evil) doesn't try anything funny!" Betty said
I write down everything they know I have down I need to keep some secrets in case it gets leaked.
"Welcome Aboard Global Justice Agent Stoppable." Betty said shaking my hand.
