Mario x Asriel: A Romance of Evil
Once upon a stupid time, there was an ugly and overrated fat guy named Mario, and he sucked! He had a career as the star of a shitty series of games farted out every year that were all the same game over and over but with new graphics and levels.
Mario is also an eternal cuck because he keeps trying to rescue his dumb blonde bimbo Peach from Bowser, but Peach has better standards than to be with an ugly failure of a human like Mario so she keeps fucking Bowser instead. Mario being cucked so much made him become a huge incel.
So, Mario quit his job as a video game star, and then he also broke up with Peach leaving her with Bowser forever. Mario was now all alone, with no job, and no love.
Then one day, as Mario was on the streets being a homeless bum eating garbage off the road, he saw a little anthromorphic goat boy prancing along. Mario was intrigued by this little goat kid, so he stalked him.
The goat boy then jumped into a hole in the ground, and Mario fell in after him. Mario found himself and the kingdom of monsters, a land where monsters live. This kingdom was called 'Undertale.' Mario then followed the goat boy into a large castle.
It was then the goat boy turned around and saw Mario.
"Hello I'm Asriel nice to meet you!" said Asriel.
"Wahoo it's-a me Mario wanna be my boyfriend!?" asked Mario.
"I have to ask my mommy and daddy first," giggled Asriel.
Asriel took Mario's hand, and Mario had a huge boner in his pants. Asriel took Mario to show him to his mother and father, Queen Toriel and King Asgore.
Toriel said, "Mr. Mario, you want to date our son?"
Asgore asked, "Mr. Mario, how rich are you?"
Mario replied, "Wahoo! I'm-a very rich-a! Yipee! I'm-a trillionaire-a! Yeah-ha-ha-ha!"
Asgore and Toriel both nodded their heads.
"Alright," said Asgore, "If you're rich you get to fuck my son all you want!"
"We accept you as our son's future husband!" said Toriel.
As Mario and Asriel were about to celebrate with a make-out session, a voice from outside was heard.
"Uh! Oh no, let me show you how cool I can be!"
Suddenly a buff guy wearing an orange gi, with scars all over his face, crash through the ceiling.
"I'm Yamcha!" said the man, "And this cute little goat is my bitch!"
Yamcha yanked Asriel into his grip, and flew away with the prince of Undertale.
"Mommy! Daddy! HELP!" cried Asriel as he was flown away with Yamcha.
"Oh no! Our baby!" said Toriel.
"Yes," said Asgore, "We must have our heir back."
"Mama mia!" Mario gritted through his teeth. "Asriel will-a lose his-a virginity to-a me!"
Mario clenched his fists before he flew into the sky by farting.
Mario found Yamcha's house, which was a cave covered in sweat and oil.
Mario got into the cave and saw Yamcha about to rape Asriel.
"Hey!" screamed Mario, "He's mine, back-a off!"
Yamcha growled like an angry dog, and charged at Mario on all fours.
Mario shoved a fire flower up his ass, then threw a fire ball at Yamcha, burning him alive.
Yamcha lived, but he was now bald from his hair burning!
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" cried Yamcha, "My hair! My beautiful pretty boy hair! How will I attract the ladies now!?"
Leaving Yamcha sobbing on the floor, Mario flew away with Asriel in his arms.
When they got back to the castle, Mario asked Asriel if they could have sex.
Asriel said yes.
That night, Mario and Asriel did naughty things upstairs in Asriel's bedroom as Toriel and Asgore heard their fun from downstairs.
"Aw our son has grown up so fast!" said Toriel.
"That's my boy!" cheered Asgore.
Soon Mario got pregnant and Asriel became a dad despite being only a young little goat boy. Mario gave birth to a pile of poop, which they named Pookie. Pookie died in about a week from drying up, and this was devastating to Mario and Asriel.
Nonetheless, Mario and Asriel were a happy couple for the rest of their lives.
