"I'm so tired of having to bounce off of you." The ball of pong complained.

"Well what do you mean?" The pong paddle responded for its fellow mirror counterpart was missing.

"You know exactly what I mean."

"Maybe you should do something about it."

"I'd like to but as you could see I'm just a ball."

"Well I'm just a paddle and you don't see me complaining."

"So what do we get-"

"Look I'm trying to make this situation better than it seems; cut me some slack."

There was an awkward amount of silence that couldn't be explained away for the ball and paddle continued just floating about for no reason.