Disclaimer: Do chickens have lips? No so unfortunately, I don't own Harry Potter with the exception of Vivi.

Charm their garden hose to come to life and spray them down

Harry was woken up by someone jumping on his bed.

"Dobby!" Harry couldn't help but say.

"It's Vivi."

"Oh, sorry." Harry put his glasses on. "Vivi, it's," Harry glanced at his clock. "3:30 in the morning. Why are you up?"

"We have to work in the cover of the night."

"You're crazy."

"Seamus and Dean are okay with it."

"You're with them most of the day."

"And your point is?"

"Go back to sleep."

"Not until you help me."

"All right, I'm up."

"Good."

"Again, you're crazy Vivi."

"Thanks."

The day went as usual. Dudley was at summer school. Vernon was at work. Petunia was doing her daily hobby of spying on the neighbors.

"Come on, we're going out to dinner." Petunia said to Vivi and Harry.

"Where to?" Harry asked.

"La Luna." (A/N: I had to do some research. Hey, I've never been to England)

"Whoo! Go pizza!" Vivi cheered.

"Hush now. Get in the car."

"Shot gun!" Corrie ran out the door. She poked her head back in. "Unless you want me to drive Petunia."

"Oh no!"

"Come on Aunt Petunia," Harry said. "Vivi's a good driver."

"That's right." Vivi chimed in. "I have yet to crash a car or get a ticket."

Petunia pursed her lips but gave in.

"Vivi, slow down!" Petunia said as Corrie sped around a corner.

"I was told the faster you go, the less you need to turn the wheel."

"That may be so, but I don't need you hitting the curb."

"Blah, blah, blah."

"See Aunt Petunia?" Harry spoke up from the backseat. "I told she's a good driver. She slowed down."

The moment Vivi parked, Petunia was out of the car. She couldn't get into the restaurant fast enough.

"What's wrong mom?" Dudley asked.

"Vivi drove here." Petunia explained as Vivi sat down.

"You did what?" Vernon demanded to know. "Is the car still in one piece?"

"Yes."

"Good. Vivi, you're not driving home."

"Why not?" Vivi whined. "I'm a good driver."

"I want to get home alive."

"Hey, I drive very well."

Vernon drove the 5 of them home. Vivi and Harry whispered the whole time.

"I can't wait until you-know-what happens." Vivi said to Harry.

"You're crazy and brave for doing this."

"I know I am. And I'm proud to be crazy."

Vernon pulled up to the house. Vivi said, 'Later folks,' grabbed Harry's arm and Apparated them into the house.

Dudley stared mouth open at the spots where Vivi and Harry were just sitting. Petunia just stared ahead.

"Not a word." Vernon growled.

The Dursleys got opened the car doors. The moment they set foot on the ground, the garden hose uncoiled itself. It flew over to the Dursleys and started to spray them.

"What gives?" Vernon shouted. "Petunia, did Vivi or Harry leave the hose on?"

"No Vernon, no one touched the hose." Petunia replied the best she could with the hose spraying her face.

"Quick, the door!" Dudley gasped.

Petunia ran to the door. The keys slipped onto the ground.

The hose went on full blast. Once the Dursleys were soaked to the bone and on the ground, the hose stooped and went back to its place.

Petunia opened the door, which Vernon stormed through.

"VIVI!" was the first thing Vernon shouted. "POTTER!"

Feet pounded around upstairs before appearing that the top of them.

"WHA-AT!" Vivi called down the stairs. She bounded down with Harry behind her.

"What happened?" Harry faked innocence.

Vernon slapped his forehead against his palm. "Just go back upstairs." He said.

"Aye aye captain." Vivi said sarcastically. She saluted him and ran upstairs.

"Night everyone." Harry said. He went back upstairs.

The hose squirted Dudley again, causing him to squeal.

I'd like to thank SparklyNinja and PintoNess for reviewing. You guys are awesome.

I'd also like to thank givetherabbitthefreakintrix, J., PintoNess, and SparklingNinja for putting this story on alert. You guys rule!

I have sad news to report. My dear cousin Corrie hasn't had a review in over 2 months =[ =[

Needless to say, I'm very sad about it. I'd appreciate it if you guys would take some time to read and review it. Thanks again everyone.