Disclaimer: I own Vivi.

Fun fact of the day: Vivi's best guy friends are Seamus Finnegan, Dean Thomas, Harry, and Ron, Fred, and George Weasley.

Charm their lawn to sprout large purple mushrooms

"I hate mushrooms." Vivi said to Harry. She made Harry wear all black clothes. "I hate the way they look."

Harry took the list and said, "It says purple mushrooms."

"I like purple."
"They have to be large."

"How large are we talking about?"

"Not sure. Vivi, I have a question for you."

"What would that be?"

"Why are we up at 3:30 in the morning doing this stuff? Can't it wait until later?"

"We have to work in the cover of night night…and black is very slimming."

Harry shook his head and said, "Girls."

"Hey, it's true."

"Whatever you say Vivi."

"Yeah, whatever I say."

"Know any mushroom spells?"

"You're asking me why?"

"Guess we'll have to call Hermione."

"You better."

"Why me? You know Ron's number but not Hermione's?"

"I got it from Seamus. Harry, will you just call her?"

"All right, I'm on it."

"We're going outside where they can't hear us." Vivi nodded towards the bedrooms.

"Trust me, Dudley and Uncle Vernon can sleep through World War 3 if it ever happened." Harry assured his friend. "However, you're right about Aunt Petunia. Vivi, you know any good deafening spells?"

"Yeah, I'll go put one on Petunia now." Vivi slowly opened the bedroom door.

The door squeaked a bit. It seemed very loud to Vivi.

'It always does.' Vivi thought. She took a deep breath and slid into the room.

Vernon let out a loud snore.

'How does Petunia sleep at night?' Vivi crawled over to Petunia.

Vivi pulled her wand out of her pocket. She concentrated in fear that whisper would wake Petunia up. Vivi recited the spell in her mind and waved the wand.

Vivi tested by saying 'Achy breaky heart.' Petunia didn't stir. Vivi knew she had done the spell right. She ran out of the room.

When she got to the stairs, Vivi hopped over the railing and swiftly landed on her feet.

"Vivi, if you're not careful," Harry said. "You might hurt yourself."

"I must be part cat." Vivi replied. "I always land on my feet."

Harry shook his head in defeat and told Vivi the spell. Within seconds, large purple mushrooms sprouted up after Vivi and Harry muttered the spell.

Vivi had a look of disgust on her face as she looked at the mushrooms.

"Petunia!" Vernon shouted the next morning.

Vivi was making breakfast with Petunia watching to make sure Vivi didn't set anything on fire. Harry was reading The Quibbler. Dudley was watching the TV show 'Are You Afraid of the Dark?'

"What Vernon?" Petunia called out.

"Look what happened this time."

"Oh no." Petunia turned to Vivi. "Don't burn or blow up anything."

"No promises." Vivi replied.

Petunia groaned but left the room despite Vivi cooking unsupervised.

"Vivi!" Petunia shouted in a shrill voice. "Harry!"

"I can't wait to see this." Dudley said. He got up from his seat and padded to the door.

"Yes Petunia?" Vivi said. She saw Vernon's face tomato red.

"What are these." Vernon demanded. He was pointing at the mushrooms.

"I believe those are mushrooms." Harry said.

"I can see that. Why are they purple?"

"Cause purple's awesome." Vivi smiled. "They can make the ugliest thing look nice."

"Get rid of these!" Vernon shouted.

"Squish them dad." Dudley suggested.

Vivi and Harry could barely contain their laughter. Vernon went over to one of the mushrooms and stomped on it. A loud 'SQUEAK' came out of the mushroom.

Vernon jumped in surprise. Harry started to laugh.

"You gotta admit that it's funny." Vivi laughed when she noticed Petunia and Vernon glaring at the two wizards.

That night, Vernon got out of his car after a long day at work. He looked at the mushrooms. 'Those kids are driving me crazy.' He thought.

He braced himself and ran across the mushrooms. 'SQUEAK, SQUEAK, SQUEAK, SQUEAK!' went the mushrooms.

Vernon went inside and saw Vivi and Harry watching 'Are You Afraid of the Dark?'

"You two," Vernon hissed. "Are driving me crazy."

Vivi smiled and said, "Good."

"We're doing our jobs right." Harry added.

Vernon growled before going upstairs.

"Isn't this fun?" Vivi said to Harry.

"It certainly is." Harry replied.

I'd love to thank givetherabbitthefreakintrix and PintoNess for reviewing.

PintoNess-Vivi and Corrie are a few of my OCs

givetherabbithefreakintrix- rofl, that sounds hilarious. Thanks for saying my story's awesome :)

Legobricks, thanks for putting this story on alert. I noticed my mistake, PintoNess, givetherabbithterfeakintrix, J., and SparkleNinja, thanks for putting this story on alert. You're all so kind.

I have a poll on my profile. Why do the simplest decision have to be hard to make? Anyways, thanks for your support.

I'd like to thank PintoNess for pointing out my mistake. I accidentally called Vivi 'Corrie' at one point in time. Sorry, I was thinking about my other fanfic while I was typing this. Sorry for any confusion.