"Score!" Eleanor pumped her fist in the air out of the random blue.

"We know, we get it! You have a crazy sex life. Move on from randomly bragging about it." Archie grumbled focused on Mario Kart as he raced against Jessamine. Jess was managing in first place again but Archie was right up on her tail lights, earning a hiss from Jess though Archie just grinned wickedly.

"I'm coming in from behind!" Archie whooped and Eleanor immediately burst into laughter as Beau choked on his water and she started chortling loudly, clutching her stomach as she bent over laughing hysterically while Beau groaned, shaking his head as he buried his face in his hands.

"I'm gonna go bleach my ears out." Archie who knew very well what he said didn't react much but it stunned Jess enough by a second that she fell behind, Archie leaving her in the breeze.

"Fuck." She grumbled and Archie sniggered. "Eleanor you started this shit of dominos, what the hell was that yelling for? I feel bad for Edythe and whatever is running through your disturbed mind." I kept my expression neutral as I read the first book of the Lord of the Rings at Beau's recommendation when he sneakily left the book behind in my bag.

I'd like to see him take it back now.

Eleanor rolled her eyes from the corner of my eyes and taking a deep breath she held up her phone which displayed a game she was playing.

"I'm playing Pokémon Go and I just got a shiny Gyarados. I'm fucking stoked." I grimaced at the incessant language Eleanor was exploding from her mind mere minutes ago and now. "I almost thought I didn't get it and I might've broken something – sorry, dad! I don't mean it! – and was on edge and finally, fucking FINALLY, I got it! Wasted about twenty damn pokeballs, the good ones on it. Almost thought I'd have an aneurysm."

"Uh huh," Jess muttered rolling her eyes. "God forbid you break something." Royal snorted and El grinned just as Beau returned from the bathroom having cleaned his face from the burst of water he'd choked on.

"Heeeeyyyy Roooyyyaall…" Eleanor grinned wickedly as she drawled his name out and Royal raised a brow as he looked up the paper to El. "Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants." Royal kept his eyes on his paper as he smirked slowly, shaking his head slightly. "I'd like to ride you like a Horsea." She busted up laughing while we all shook our heads and Beau sighed at the dining table, getting his bottle of water.

"No baby," Royal shook his head and looked up Eleanor. "My Gyarados is big enough for you to ride it all day and night."

I buried my face between my book groaning inwardly at the vivid images polluting the fore-front of mind from the two sex-crazed addicts next to me. Beau was choking on his water, grumbling about horny vampires and teenagers. Before I could blink there was a brush of air and the two horny idiots were gone and heading into the woods.

Good, at least we don't have to hear them.

"Sometimes, I wonder how you do it." Beau stood behind me on the sofa, leaning over as he shook his head in horror and wonder. "Listening to that in all ways. You guys must get no privacy." We all slowly turned to him, unblinking gold eyes on him as he stared at us nervously.

"You have no idea." We all spoke simultaneously. Awkward silence brokered through the room until Archie spoke up.

"So, Jess,"

"No."

"My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we've got a future together."

"Oh, for God's sake, what is it with the stupid Pokémon pick-up lines?" I groaned and Beau laughed above me.

"Well," Beau started and I snapped my head up to him.

"Don't you dare-" He grinned as he covered my mouth with his hand.

"But listen to me, starMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message?"

Oh lord.

I groaned inwardly, blushing inwardly as I buried my face in my hands while my siblings and Beau laughed.

"You've corrupted him." I glared at my siblings who shook their heads.

"Edythe, if anything he was corrupted the moment, he met you."

"I hate you guys."

"If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen."

Dammit Beau.