A/N: I own Vivi. Who knows? Maybe I'll eventually own Harry Potter. Lol I wish.

Fun fact of the day: The Sorting Hat considered putting Vivi in Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff.

Slip a doxy into their mail box…

"Vivi, where did you get a Doxy?" Harry asked. "And why are we doing this during the day instead of at night?"

"We need there to be a reason to go to the mailbox." Vivi explained. "So I waited for the mail man."

"What's in those boxes?" Harry asked while he pointed to the boxes Vivi paid for, with Vernon's credit card of course.

"Just a few things for the next 3 ways." Vivi pointed to the smallest box. "I strongly suggest that you don't open that one up just yet."

"Why's that?"

Vivi whispered into Harry's ear.

"Oh, I see." Harry said.

"Let's go hide these boxes."

"I'm on it."

"It's a good thing the Dursleys went out to get groceries."

"That's a really good thing." Vivi put one of the boxes down. "What time are they getting home Harry?"

Harry looked at the clock on the wall. "In about an hour." Harry said after doing the math. "Is that enough time?"

"More than enough." Vivi assured her friend. She tapped the first box. "Put this in the pantry." She tapped the next one. "Put this one under one of the beds." She then tapped the third box. "I'm putting this in the fridge."

"I'm on it." Harry replied.

After an hour of moving the boxes, putting its contents in the right places, and hiding the boxes, the Dursleys pulled up.

"Dudley, get the mail." Vernon ordered. "Then come back and help with the groceries."

"Yes dad." Dudley replied. He got out of the car and waddled over to the mailbox.

"He's approaching the mailbox." Vivi reported to Harry. She kept watch from her window. "He's opening the mailbox."

Dudley's scream was heard. The Doxy flew at Dudley.

"Harry, get over here." Vivi called out. "This is classic."

Harry joined his purple hair friend at the window. Dudley tried to out run the Doxy but he was too slow. The Doxy kept biting him.

"Shoo!" Vernon shouted. He tried to swat the Doxy away.

"Vernon, what is that?" Petunia asked. "Ew, go away!" she shouted at the Doxy. She kept trying the duck.

"This is great." Harry laughed. He high fived Vivi, who tried not to collapse in laughter.

"To the house!" Vernon screamed.

"What about the groceries?" Petunia asked.

Vernon grabbed the bags and darted towards the house. Petunia and Dudley followed with the Doxy hot on their heels.

"Hurry, let's get downstairs." Harry said to Vivi.

"I'm one step ahead of you." Vivi called over her shoulder as she ran to the door.

Harry laughed and ran to the stairs.

"Gross!" Petunia shouted. "Mutant bee!"

"Vivi, Potter, get it out!" Vernon screamed.

The Doxy landed on Dudley again and bit him.

"What do you say?" Vivi asked Vernon.

"Please." Vernon practically begged.

"That's better." Vivi smiled. She turned to Harry. "Get the window. I'll grab the Doxy." She paused and thought for a minute before declaring, Wait, I need my butterfly net." Vivi dashed upstairs while the Doxy flew around.

"Really Vivi?" Petunia shouted. She ducked as the Doxy nearly dive bombed her.

"Please hurry." Dudley added.

Vivi scampered downstairs with a net in hand.

"Thanks you." Vernon said as Harry opened the window.

Dudley dived underneath a table. Vivi jumped onto the couch. She waved the net but missed the Doxy. The Doxy flew onto Vernon's face.

"Hold still, I got it!" Vivi shouted. She moved the net forward. However, the Doxy moved and Vivi ended up slapping Vernon's face.

Vivi jumped around on the furniture. A vase fell off the table. Petunia caught the vase before it crashed.

"My vase!" Petunia screamed.

"Hurry up and catch that thing!" Vernon demanded to Vivi as she ran by.

Harry whipped out his wand and cried out, "Immobulus."

The Doxy froze in the air. Vivi caught the Doxy with her net.

"Thanks Harry." Vivi said. She went to the window, muttered the counter curse, and set the Doxy free. "There we go."

"Thanks." Dudley spoke up. He crawled out from under the table. "How does my face look everyone?"

"Well, you-" Vivi started but Vernon interrupted her.

"You look fine." Vernon said. "Let's put the groceries away."

Vivi winked at Harry. The two teens dashed upstairs.

A/N: Vivi is crazy! That's what I like most about writing for her. Read and review. Do the same for my X-Men: Evolution story =]

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