Disclaimer: Do pigs fly? No and I don't own Harry Potter. I own Vivi. However, I don't own Vivi's friend that's appearing in this chapter.

Fun fact of the day: When Vivi was eight; she almost set her kitchen table on fire.

…And a gnome in their pantry…

"Just be careful." Vernon cautioned Petunia and Dudley. "Who knows what might be hiding around here."

Petunia nodded and took out the cereal.

"Vivi, Potter, come down here!" Dudley shouted up the stairs.

Harry and Vivi stampeded down the stairs and into the kitchen.

"When did you become a herd of elephants?" Vernon wondered out loud.

Vivi was immediately at Vernon's side with her wand pointed at him. "When did we become what now?" She asked.

"I mean when did you two stomp so hard to sound like elephants?" Vernon said.

"Since we wanted to imitate The Brady Bunch."

(A/N: No offense to The Brady Bunch fans. I like show too)

Vernon just stared at Vivi in a dumbfounded way. Vivi went back over to Harry.

"Now what do you want?" Harry asked Dudley.

"Here's your candy." Dudley said. He tossed Vivi her M&Ms and Harry his Skittles.

"Thanks." Vivi replied. She pulled out her phone from her pocket. "Nah I'm still here Sparkle." She covered the mouthpiece. "If you don't mind, I'm heading upstairs." She started up the stairs. "I can't wait until they look in the pantry."

"Look in the pantry?" Petunia repeated.

"What is she talking about boy?" Vernon asked Harry.

Harry shrugged and said, "I don't know." He went upstairs.

"I know right?" Vivi was saying into her phone when Harry walked into her room. "This is gonna be great. Phase 2 of 4 is on the go. I have to go. I'll talk to you later."

"I can't believe you made put that thing under the bed." Harry complained.

"Well, I wasn't going to." Vivi replied. She shuddered and said, "He's very creepy and he scares me."

"VIVI!" Vernon's voice was shouting from downstairs. "POTTER!"

"Quick, grab the camera." Harry said to Vivi.

Vivi ran to her bedside table and snatched the camera. They ran down the stairs to find the Dursleys standing on the couch. A gnome stood in the doorway of the pantry.

"Where did that come from?" Petunia asked in a shrill tone.

"Come hither gnome." Vivi said.

The gnome started walking toward Vivi and Harry.

"How is that possible?" Dudley screamed.

"Where did you get the gnome from?" Harry asked Vivi.

"I asked Fred and George to mail this special one to me." Vivi whispered.

The gnome reached the two teens. Vivi picked up the gnome and held it.

"Doesn't this gnome seem nice?" Vivi asked. She held it out towards the Dursleys which caused them to fall off the couch.

"Please get that hideous thing out of my house." Petunia begged.

"Hideous?" Harry said. "He's not hideous."

"That's right." Vivi agreed. "He's just the style we need in this house."

Harry took the gnome from Vivi's arms and set him down on the couch.

"If you return him, I'll pay you both 100 dollars." Vernon offered.

"Make it 200 and you got a deal." Vivi argued.

Vernon growled a bit and said, "Okay fine."

Vivi and Harry both put their hands out. Vernon put $200 in their hands. Vivi got out the box and put a 'Return to Sender' sticker on the box. However, before she did that, Vivi wrote a letter and stuck it inside with the gnome.

'Someone needs to take this to the post office." Vivi said.

Vernon sighed but lugged the box to the car.

'Phase 3 coming up.' Vivi and Harry both thought.

I'd like to thank kri444 and RIPMelindaGordon for putting this story on alert. I'd also like to thank The. Doctors. Lonely. Angel and thewriter43 for favoriting this story.

RIPMelindaGordon-thanks and I agree. I don't like that song either. And thank you for adding me as a favorite author.

Other than that, read my X-Men: Evolution story. It's coming along well.

In other news, I saw Eclipse yesterday. The Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows trailer looked amazing!