A/N: I own Vivi and whoever else you don't recognize.

…And a Boggart into the refrigerator.

"I'm going to get a snack." Dudley said that night after dinner.

"Phase 4 on the way." Vivi whispered.

"What are you two whispering about?" Vernon asked.

"None of your business." Vivi replied.

"It's my house."

"So what?"

Dudley came back in with a handful of cookies.

"Don't worry he'll go into the fridge sometime." Harry whispered to Vivi.

At about ten o'clock that night, Dudley snuck downstairs. He tiptoed over to the fridge. He opened it and screamed.

Up in her room, Vivi woke up. She reached over and knocked on the wall in between her and Harry's room. Harry knocked back.

Petunia and Vernon ran downstairs.

"Dudley, what's wrong?" Petunia asked.

In the kitchen, Dudley sat in fetal position. A corpse was standing in front of Dudley.

"What the heck!" Vernon screamed.

The corpse turned towards Vernon. It changed into…

"Vivi?" Petunia asked.

The corpse/Vivi stood there. Vivi and Harry came bounding down the stairs and into the kitchen. The real Vivi took a look at the Fake Vivi.

"Vernon's scared of me." Vivi said. She turned to Harry and said, "Now how awesome is that Harry?"

"What is that thing?" Dudley asked.

"A Bogart." Vivi replied.

"It's the latest dieting technique." Harry added. "Dudley can afford to lose a few pounds."

"Thank you for seeing my point."

"Get rid of it." Petunia begged. The Fake Vivi changed into a corpse of Petunia's deceased sister, Lily Potter.

"Oh, Lily." Petunia sobbed.

"Please get this thing-" Vernon got interrupted.

"A Boggart." Vivi interjected. "Get with the program."

"Please get this Boggart out of here." Vernon pleaded.

"On your knees." Vivi said.

Harry pulled out a camera.

"Please get this Boggart out of here." Vernon pleaded.

Vivi turned to face the Boggart. It morphed into an unrecognizable creature. Vivi whipped out her wand. Harry got out a box.

"Riddikulus." Vivi shouted.

The creature turned into a cat. It ran into the box where Harry locked the box up.

"We're gonna ship it out first thing in the morning." Vivi said to Petunia, who was still sobbing in Vernon's arms.

A/N: I'd like to thank texancoconut51 for putting this story on alert and favoriting it.

texancoconut51-lol thanks. Everyone will get to appear soon.

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