Disclaimer: I own Vivi and nothing else.
I realize I haven't done fact of the day in a while :O
Fun fact of the day: Vivi's favorite ice cream flavor is cookie dough
2nd fun fact of the day: Out of all of my stories, this one is my most popular one! :D
Send each Dursley about seventy-five valentines by owl
"Explain to us again why we're helping you with this." Hermione said. Vivi and Harry gathered her and a bunch of their friends up in the Grand Hall.
"We're your friends." Harry said to Hermione.
"It's also the fact that the Dursleys are fun to mess with." Vivi added.
"I'm in." Cho said. "Vivi's my friend and the Dursleys sound terrible from what Vivi had told me."
Vivi smiled and said, "Thanks Cho."
Harry passed valentine cards down the line of people at the tables. "Make sure you sign it 'From your secret, magical admirer.'" He said to his friends.
"We'll get you chocolate frogs." Vivi added.
Some started to write immediately while other still seem hesitant.
"You're our friends and you love us." Vivi said.
The others started to write. Vivi paid Neville to run back and forth from the owlery (A/N: Is that how it's spelled?) and the Grand Hall to take the letters from place to place.
"Trust me, it's for the greater good." Harry said while he wrote.
"Greater good of what exactly?" Hermione asked.
"Mine and Vivi's amusement." Harry replied.
"I think that is a greater good." Ron spoke up.
"You would Ronald." Hermione protested.
"Quit arguing and keep writing." Vivi said.
"Vi, here's another." Cho spoke up. She held out the envelope which Vivi placed by the end of the table.
5 days later, the front hall by the door was flooded with envelopes.
"Ye gads." Petunia couldn't help but say. "Vernon, are these all from you?"
"Course not." Vernon replied.
Dudley waddled down the stairs and said, "Who are these for?"
"We don't know dear." Petunia said. She picked up an envelope. "This one's for you." She held it out to Vernon.
Once all of the envelopes were sorted, the Dursleys opened a letter.
"Your secret magical admirer." Petunia read.
"Gee, I wonder who that could be." Vernon said sarcastically.
"Dad," Dudley said, "These all have different handwriting."
"Of course they do." Vernon replied. "Harry must have written some."
"No, I mean, these all have different handwriting." Dudley pointed out.
"He's right Vernon." Petunia agreed. "I hate to admit it."
Vernon looked through all of his valentines and shuddered. "Merlin, there's no way Vivi or Harry could have done all of these like this."
"Mom!" Dudley wailed. "Dad! What does it mean?"
"It means…" Petunia trailed off.
"We're being watched.?" Vernon said.
"I'm scared." Dudley announced.
Vernon boarded up the mail slot. Dudley hyperventilated while he rocked back and forth on his bed.
Back at Hogwarts, Vivi pulled her head out of the fireplace. She turned to Harry and said, "They're really freaked out now."
"Perfect." Harry replied and smiled.
Vivi tossed another envelope into the fire. She stuck her head back in.
The envelope landed next to Vernon. Dudley screamed, got up, and ran into the wall while trying to run to his room. Petunia nearly fell off her chair but ended up fainting. Vernon ripped the envelope and ran to Petunia.
Vivi pulled her head out and said, "We're so bad."
"I know we are." Harry replied.
"You know that scare me right Vivi?" Hermione asked from her place on the couch.
"Thank you." Vivi replied.
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix is on right now. You got to admit that the part when Dumbledore grabs onto Fawkes and disappeares in a burst of flames is pretty awesome everyone.
