The Worlds Smartest
This Is The Enforcer Speaking,
Well, this chapter is short and sweet. I just wanted to throw a bit of humor into the mix. I apologize for the long time between chapters but I do have a lot going on in my life. I'm in the air force, am getting ready to pcs (move to another base) which means moving my entire household across the country, I spend most of my free time getting ready to move, training (no joke), or dealing with my idiot husband. I will make a defined effort to get the next chapter out by the end of this weekend or sooner.
On To The Story…
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Chapter Three
An Epic Battle…Or Not
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"What the fuck? Who the hell?" Vegeta flailed around as he tried to extract himself from the covers.
Once untangled Vegeta looked around the room, his eyes zoomed in on Bulma. After putting two and two together and getting five for a few seconds he finally got four and shouted, "You."
At first Bulma was terrified but then burst out laughing as she got a good look at Vegeta.
His sweat pants were all twisted up crooked, his already gravity defying hair was sticking up in stranger directions than usual and a long string of drool dribbled down his chin onto his chest.
"What-what are you laughing at, what's so funny!?" Then he turned, looking in the mirror over his dresser and jumped about three feet in the air with a curse. He wiped his face with the back of his hand and straightened his pants.
"Why did you DO that?" The Prince positively fumed.
"Why do you think?" Bulma snapped back. Vegeta growled and then Bulma cursed and they were at it again.
"Bitch."
"Asshole."
"Whore."
"Cock Sucker."
"Butt Licker."
"Slut."
"Mommas Boy."
Vegeta paused with a raised eyebrow and then shook his, as if to say, are you out of your damned mind?
"You're not getting anything to sleep with unless you're in my bed."
"Why? Is that the only way you can get a chick to sleep with you?" She stopped to stare at
Vegeta, who didn't look too happy.
"Are you insinuating something girl?"
Bulma gulped at the look on Vegetas face.
"I'm going to sleep now; it is as I said before, my bed or nothing." He made to snatch the sheet from Bulma who held on with all her might. "Give it to me girl." Bulma tugged on the sheet trying to get it from Vegeta.
"Its mine."
Tug.
"No, its mine."
Tug.
"Mine."
Tug.
"Mine."
Rip.
"NO MINE.
RIp.
"MINE"
RIP.
"NO IT'S MINE."
RIPPPPPPPPPPPE.
Vegeta flew back into his dresser, which then fell on top of him and Bulma smacked into the wall. Each had a half of the sheet. Vegeta slowly moved out from under the heavy black dresser and stood up. Bulma picked herself up off the ground clutching her prize to her chest.
"And you get this," she brandished the half of bed sheet at Vegeta, "Over my dead body." Vegeta growled. Picked his dresser up off the floor and shoved all his clothes very sloppily back into it and crawled into his bed.
"So you think you're tough, huh? Just keep trying me girl…"
Bulma rolled her eyes at his half muttered threats as she curled up under her half of the cover and snapped at Vegeta.
"Yeah, well I did get the bigger half."
-A/N: Sorry it's so short; I'll try and get a bigger chapter up soon, Please R&R Thanks.
-The Enforcer
