A/N: I wish that I owned Harry Potter.
Replace any hard sweets that may be in the house, with the Weasley "effects" sweets.
"I'm going to love this." Vivi said as she took out the hard candy out of the bowl and placed some other kind of candy in it.
"Uncle Vernon got angry the first time." Harry commented.
Vivi pointed to a bag and said, "Hand me those."
Harry gave it to Vivi. "Why aren't we using the Snackbox?" Harry asked.
"We don't want them to get too sick." Vivi replied.
"Good point. How do you know that they're not going to come home right now?"
"I sent a fake invitation to win a contest."
Hours later, an upset Dursley family walked in through the door.
"Darn prankers." Vernon grumbled.
"I'm going to get dinner ready." Petunia said. She went into the kitchen.
Dudley plopped down into the couch and took a cream filled candy. He popped it into his mouth. Feathers started to grow. However, before Dudley could say anything, the feathers molted.
He sat there for a moment before saying "Dad."
"What?" Vernon said without looking up from his newspaper.
Dudley couldn't say anything.
"Speak up." Petunia said from the kitchen.
Dudley couldn't talk for he had eaten a toffee candy. His tongue felt funny.
"My tongue." was all that Dudley could say.
"What about it?" Vernon demanded to know.
Dudley started to slobber. Vernon looked up from his newspaper and gasped.
"Petunia, I think you should see this." Vernon said.
Dudley fell to the floor. Petunia turned around and screamed.
"My baby!" Petunia screamed. "What's happening to him?" she ran to Dudley.
"I can't believe I'm about to say this," Vernon muttered then said out loud, "I'm going to have to call Vivi and Harry." Vernon took out his phone and dialed a number. "Vivi, Potter, get over here." Vernon said into the phone.
The two teens showed up in less than five minutes. Vivi took one look at Dudley, whose tongue was three feet long, and nearly doubled over in laughter.
"Fix him now!" Petunia shrilled.
"What's the magic word?" Vivi teased.
"MAGIC!" Vernon bellowed.
"Correct." Harry said.
Vernon just growled. Vivi growled back and took a step forward.
"Flubldud." Dudley blubbered.
Vivi and Harry both whipped out their wands. They said a few words and Dudley's tongue started to shrink.
The tongue stopped shrinking. Petunia turned to look at Vivi and Harry.
"Give us fifty dollars and we'll shrink his tongue all the way." Vivi said.
Vernon growled again but gave Vivi the money. Dudley's tongue returned to normal.
"We are so sorry." Vivi said.
Harry put an arm around Vivi and said, "Here's some normal candy." Harry held out three pieces of candy.
Vivi and Harry disappeared. Petunia examined the candy before putting it in her mouth. Vernon and Dudley followed suit.
"These are-" Petunia was cut off by her nose bleeding.
"Vivi!" Vernon screamed. "Potter!"
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