A/N: I only own Vivi.

Fun fact of the day: Vivi doesn't like to drink tea.

Grind several Ton-Tongue toffees into a fine powder.

"Harry, I need the grater." Vivi said. "Fred, George, I need Ton-Tongue toffees."

The Gryffindors in the common room could only stare at Vivi, who took a large mallet and proceeded in pounding the toffees.

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

"Merlin's beard Vivi!" George exclaimed.

"Why are you pounding the toffees?" Fred asked.

"I'm using a grinder instead." Vivi called to Harry.

Harry came back from the kitchen with a grinder. Vivi placed the toffees inside the grinder and cracked it up.

"Vivi, what are you using those for exactly? Hermione asked from her place on the couch with Ron.

"Just for fun." Vivi replied.

"Meaning the Dursleys?" Ron asked, wanting to clarify.

"Ding, ding, sing, we have a winner." Harry said.

'Crank, crank, crank' went the grinder. Vivi put the powder into a small plastic bag.

"We need to go to the Dursleys house." Harry said. "We'll be right back."

Once at the Dursleys, Vivi and Harry poured the powder into canisters.

"Oh shoot!" Harry whispered. "They just pulled up."

Vivi dumped the rest of the powder into a canister and quickly poofed back to Hogwarts.

"Did either of you hear something?" Petunia asked her husband and son as she walked into the house.

"No." Dudley replied. He went upstairs and shouted, "Call me when tea's ready. I'm inviting Piers over."

"That's okay." Petunia replied. "Remember Vivi and Harry are coming over for tea."

"Why!" Dudley exclaimed.

"To come for a visit." Vernon said stiffly.

"Will they do anything while Piers is here?"

"Hopefully not."

Five minutes later, Vivi arrived with Harry. However, they weren't alone.

"You brought your friends." Petunia said with a fake smile.

"You remember FFFG and Lovez." Vivi said. "These are Fred, George, and texan."

"Why are they here?" Vernon asked.

"Is there a problem?" Vivi asked.

"No, not at all."

"I didn't think so."

Ten minutes later, Piers arrived at the house.

"Piers, my cousin and his girlfriend are here." Dudley said.

"So are her friends." texan shouted from the other room.

"Hush you!" Dudley called over his shoulder.

"You can't make her." Vivi shouted.

"Let's get this over with." Dudley sighed.

Dudley led his friend into the dining room. Vivi, Harry, and their friends were all sitting on the couch in the living room.

"Hey." Vivi got off the couch. She held out her hand with her other hand placed on her hip. "I'm Vivi."

Piers looked at Dudley, who nodded. Piers took Vivi's hand and shook it.

"I'm Piers." He said.

"These are my friends, FFFG, Lovez and texan." Vivi said as she sat back on the couch. "Fred is FFFG's boyfriend and texan is George's girlfriend."
"How did Harry get someone like her?" Piers whispered to Dudley. "She seems so normal." He nodded at Vivi.

"Oh trust me, she's not what she seems." Dudley replied.

"Tea is ready." Petunia announced.

"I don't like tea." Vivi said.

Lovez pulled out a Pepsi out of her bag and handed it to Vivi who thanked her friend.

"Don't take any sugar." Harry whispered.

"We put something in it." Vivi explained. She opened her soda.

"What are you two whispering about?" Vernon asked.

"None of your business." texan replied.

"You just go talk about your drills." Fred said while waving a hand dismissively.

"Dudley and Piers can talk about beating up eight-year-olds." George added.

"Who told you about that!" Dudley exclaimed.

"Dude, everyone knows." Lovez said.

"It's obvious." FFFG added.

"Dudley did what!" Petunia exclaimed.

"Well, obvious to everyone but you." Harry corrected Lovez and FFFG.

"Just drink your tea." Vernon said.

Vivi, Harry and their friends watched the Dursleys and Piers take a sip of tea.

"This is going to be great." George whispered.

"Wicked!" Vivi and Fred both said.

"Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, I feel kind of funny." Piers spoke up.

"What's wrong?" Petunia asked.

"My tongue feels weird."

"Mine does too." Dudley said.

Before anyone could say anything, Petunia and Piers' tongues fell out of their mouths.

"Not again." Dudley tried to say but his tongue got too big.

Vivi, FFFG and Lovez started to laugh. Vernon tried to say something but it came out in Gibberish. Piers's eyes widen and he screamed. Vivi, FFFG, texan, Harry, Fred and George all pulled out their wands and shrunk the tongues.

"What just happened?" Piers asked out loud.

"Forget you ever saw this." Dudley said,

Piers walked out the door. Petunia and Vernon turned on Dudley.]

"Dudley, you beat up little kids?" Petunia asked.

"Well, we got to go." Vivi said,

"So long folks." texan saluted the Dursleys before disappearing with her friends.

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