Naofumi sighs happily, "Out here, living my best life."
(Pictures of him on the beach, Filo and Raphtalia making a sandcastle and Motoyasu in the midst of drowning behind him).
Bitch yells, "Sir Motoyasu is Drowning!"
Naofumi glares, "This ain't about him."
L'Arc smiles, "Ah yes. Me, my boyfriend, his demi-human swords-woman, the crown princess of Melromarc, and his 200-lb filolial," and it's a photo of L'Arc on one side of his kingly bed while Naofumi's being cuddled by his honorary daughters on the other side.
L'Arc and Therese coming after Cal Mira, and the Spirit Tortoise it looks like too, sounds cute! The children just see L'Arc and Therese come in the same group as soldiers from Melromarc, adventurers wanting to help, and immigrants from ravaged lands, so they are given a tour.
A child smiles, "And this is where Naofumi-sama planted the Crepe Tree!"
L'Arc asks, "Crepe Tree?"
The child replies, "Yes. It's a tree that grows stuffed crepes! We have a Bread Tree too!"
L'Arc smiles, "I want a Crepe Tree now."
Motoyasu asks, "You DO realize Naofumi is an Actual Monster, right?"
L'Arc blinks, "Monster? Nah, kiddo just gets cranky sometimes! Hey Nao! I'm goin' for some groceries, need anythin'?"
Naofumi's head rotates 180 degrees, "BRiNg mE HeAD Of pIG."
L'Arc nods, "Feelin' some bacon tonight? Same! Anythin' else?"
Naofumi's mouth opens inhumanly wide, revealing rows of sharp teeth, "tHe SHelLeD CorPSeS oF tHe UnBOrN."
L'Arc smiles, "Bacon and eggs? Ya read my mind kiddo, See ya!" he turns to the Heroes, "See? Just grumpy!"
While the Heroes proceed to sputter and aggressively gesture at Naofumi.
Unbeknownst to them, Naofumi's really just acting like that to spite them. L'Arc gets him so much that he's in on the act too!
The Heroes can never tell if L'Arc's messing with them, or if he genuinely has no clue of Naofumi's true nature... We may never know.
