Disclaimer: I wish I owned Harry Potter. At least I have Vivi.
Fun fact of the day: Vivi is terrified of spiders.
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Tell them they don't exist. (A/N: Okay, this one I don't really get. Are they talking about the Pygmy Puffs or the Dursleys? I'm going to go with Dursleys)
Petunia walked downstairs to make breakfast. While she was walking into the kitchen, something surprised her.
"Going somewhere?" someone asked.
A chair turned to reveal Vivi and Harry. Vivi was sitting on Harry lap and holding her Pygmy Puff. That reminded Petunia of a villain except for the cat part.
Petunia screamed in surprise. "How did you two get in here?"
"I see where Dudley gets it from." Vivi whispered to Harry.
"Guess what." Harry said to Vivi.
"What?"
"The Dursleys don't exist."
"Oh, that's right."
Petunia decided to ignore Vivi and Harry. She assumed that the two teens were here to stay for a while so she made their breakfast as well.
"Vernon, Dudley, breakfast!" Petunia called up the stairs.
Dudley groggily made his way downstairs. He noticed Vivi and Harry and screamed.
"Did you hear something?" Vivi said to Harry.
"No, did you?" Harry replied.
"It must have been the wind."
"What are they doing here?" Dudley asked Petunia.
"Who knows." was all Petunia said.
"What was that Dudley?" Vernon asked while coming downstairs. He noticed Vivi, Harry and the Pygmy Puff. "Oh, they're here."
"That must have been our imagination." Harry said to Vivi.
"That or Nargles are messing with our heads." Vivi replied.
"What game are they playing?" Vernon asked Petunia.
"I don't know." Petunia admitted. "Vivi and Harry said that we don't exist."
"Can we just eat breakfast before those two eat it all?" Dudley asked. "Well, Vivi, Harry and that thing Vivi's petting." Dudley corrected himself.
The Dursleys sat down. The bacon was already piled up on Vivi and Harry's plates. Vivi was feeding her Pygmy Puff bits and pieces of pancakes.
"Can you pass the syrup?" Petunia asked Harry.
Harry ignored Petunia and kept eating his pancakes.
"Potter, pass the syrup." Dudley said right in Harry's ear.
"Pesty fly." Harry said while waving a hand.
"I know right." Vivi replied.
"Vivi, Potter," Vernon growled. "Pass the dang syrup."
"Good Puffle." Vivi said to her Pygmy Puff. "Want to try some bacon?"
"Don't ignore us when we're talking to you!" Vernon shouted.
Vivi looked at the clock on the wall and said, "We better get back to school before Minnie flips a lid."
"Flips a lid?" Harry repeated.
Vivi rolled her green eyes and said, "I have got to teach you some slang." She held out her arm and said, "Come on Puffle."
Harry grabbed some spare cash that was on the counter.
"Hey!" Vernon and Petunia both shouted.
Vivi and Harry were gone in a matter of seconds.
"I really dislike when they come over." Dudley said.
"We heard that!" Vivi's voice shouted.
Dudley jumped and fell out of his chair. Petunia shook her head while Vernon simply picked up his newspaper.
RIPMelindaGordon-You're welcome. I wish Pygmy Puffs were real too. Fluffy animals are adorable =]
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Ellie-The-Imaginer-Lol. I'm gonna try that to my brother. I hate that song too. Gnomes are creepy.
PintoNess-Correct!
CCCookiexC3-It was iCarly.
sarah3noelle-Lol. I would pay to see something like that.
FredsForeverFanGirl-I wonder too.
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