Disclaimer: I only own Vivi and the girl appearing in this chapter.
Fun fact of the day: Vivi's favorite Looney Toons characters are Lola Bunny, Pepe LePew, Speedy Gonzalez, Tweety and Bugs Bunny.
Find the most "un-Dursleyish" person you know, and set them up on a blind date with Dudley. ( A/N: This will be fun ;) Get ready folks, you're in for a real treat)
Vivi hung up her phone in despair. She put her head on the table of the Grand Hall.
"What's wrong?" Seamus asked his best female friend.
"None of the girls will do me a favor." Vivi replied. "Seamus, can I ask you something?"
"Of course you can." Seamus said. He sat down and asked, "What's up Viv?"
"Do you know anyone who is the most respectful, most kindness, most pleasant and most unspoiled girl ever?" Vivi paused then added, "And would be willing to do us a huge favor."
Seamus thought to himself and said, "I do know one person. Kind of."
"When's the soonest that you can contact her?"
"Right now if you want."
"That would be great."
Seamus started walking out of the Grand Hall. He motioned for Vivi to follow.
"Where are we going?" Vivi asked.
"I know a Hufflepuff who is the sweetest girl ever." Seamus replied.
"Will she want to do this?"
"We can ask and hope she does." Seamus led Vivi to the library and said, "She usually hangs in here. Remember Aqua Lyons from Transfiguration?"
Vivi nodded and said, "Yes."
"We're going to ask her."
"She'll make the perfect blind date."
All of a sudden, two pairs of arms grabbed Vivi.
"Hey Fred, her George." Vivi said without turning around.
"How did you know it was us?" Fred asked.
"Only you two would do that." Seamus replied.
"Good point." George admitted.
Vivi was put down and Fred asked, "So what are you two doing?"
"We're looking for someone." Vivi replied. She saw the Hufflepuff and walked over to her. "Aqua?"
Aqua had dark blue eyes, black hair and very pale. She looked up and said, "Hi Vivi."
"Can you do us a favor?"
"Sure, what would that be?"
"I'm setting you up on a blind date. You need to act like yourself."
"Who am I getting set up with?"
"Harry Potter's cousin, Dudley."
"We'll pay you." Seamus added.
"Fred, how much do you have?" George asked his twin brother.
"Let me check George." Fed replied.
Vivi reached into her pockets as did Seamus and the twins. The teens put the money on the table and Vivi counted them out.
"Twelve Galleons, six Sickles and thirteen Knuts." Vivi looked up at Aqua. "Will this be enough Aqua?"
"On one condition." Aqua replied.
"That would be?" Vivi asked.
"You and Harry must come with."
"Deal."
Vivi found Harry and explained the plan.
"Why does Aqua want us to come with?" Harry asked.
"I don't know but Aqua is very nice so we're going." Vivi replied.
The nest day at Private Drive, Dudley was home alone. He was bored so he picked up a hairbrush and started to sing.
Vivi and Harry stood outside Dudley's bedroom door and couldn't believe what they were seeing and hearing.
"I will survive!" Dudley sang obviously off key. "As long as I know how to love. I know I will stay alive."
"Harry, I think I'm scarred." Vivi said to her boyfriend. She got out her camera and said, "But this is too good to go unrecorded."
Harry flung open the door and shouted, "SUPRISE!"
Dudley squealed like a girl. "What are you two doing here?"
"Harry's getting you ready for your date." Vivi replied. "I'm getting your date ready."
"What date?" Dudley asked. "Wait a minute. You set me up on a blind date?"
"Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner." Harry said.
"I'm gonna get your date ready." Vivi said before disappearing.
"Who's my date?" Dudley asked Harry.
"I can't tell you or that ruins the idea of 'blind date' Dudley." Harry replied.
Half an hour later, Harry led Dudley into a restaurant. Vivi and Aqua were talking. Vivi noticed the boys and nudged Aqua. With a disgusted look on her face, Aqua whispered to Vivi, who nodded in reply.
"Who are you?" Dudley asked.
Aqua held out her hand and said, "I'm Aqua."
"My name is Dudley." Dudley looked at Vivi and Harry and asked, "What are you two still doing here?"
"We didn't tell you?" Vivi replied.
"This is a double date." Harry said.
"What!" Dudley nearly screamed.
"You heard them." Aqua said politely.
"Can I take your orders?" a waitress asked.
"A cheeseburger plains, chips and a Coke please." Harry said.
"Chicken tenders, fries and an orange Fanta with no ice please." Vivi ordered.
"I'll have the same please." Aqua said politely.
"I want two steaks that are medium rare, mashed potatoes, green beans and a Coke." Dudley demanded. He noticed Aqua glaring at him and said, "What?"
"You could have said that in a nicer way." Aqua pointed out.
"Well, that's Dudley for you." Harry spoke up.
"Here's your food." The waitress said fifteen minutes later.
Dudley snatched his food and started eating. With his mouth full, Dudley asked, "So Aqua, how do you know Vivi?"
"School." Aqua replied.
"That freaky magic one?" Dudley asked.
"Hogwarts isn't freaky." Vivi cut in.
"Vivi and I have a lot of nice friends." Harry added.
"You should talk." Dudley said. "Vivi hangs with guys a lot doesn't she?"
"She has female friends too." Aqua said. "Like me, FFFG, RIPMG, texan, Hermione, Luna, and more."
"She hangs with guys more doesn't she?"
As time proceeded, Aqua's patience wore thin.
"My mother says that only freaks do magic." Dudley was saying.
That was the last straw for Aqua. "That's it, this date is over!" Aqua shouted. "Don't talk to my friends like that." she picked up her cup and threw her soda at Dudley. "You're very rude and only talk about yourself." She grabbed her purse and said, "Come on Vivi, Harry, we better get going."
Vivi grabbed Harry's hand and followed her friend. The waitress returned to the table and said, "Here's the bill."
She dropped it onto the table and walked off. Dudley looked at the bill and nearly had a heart attack.
"I really have to learn to be nicer." Dudley said to no one in particular.
A/N: July 30, I'm going to Florida. My aunt said she's taking me to Orlando. Harry Potter theme park here I come! I'm not sure if I can bring me laptop but I'll still be typing this story. Don't you worry.
trachie71-Loving that idea! Devon Murray is hot ;)
commander Ael-I loved 'Bring Them Home.' It's such a good song. Nice. Red Pygmy Puff, I would buy one too.
Thanks Commander Ael for favoriting this story.
Nellis Daughter of Athena-That's right. *hands you cupcakes* I never heard of the sequel either until I found it on YouTube. It would be Vee. The sequel is very weird. Take a look on YouTube. It's called 'Return to Oz.'
RPIMelindaGordon-Lol. I just remembered that know.
Be on the lookout for 'The Healer, The Seer and The Corn.' It's gonna be part 1 of a Harry Potter and Children Of The Corn crossover. If you read my other Harry Potter fan fic, When You Believe, you'll find out where Aggie and Ellen come from.
