Disclaimer: if I owned Harry Potter, Aggie and Ellen would have been characters.

Fun fact of the day: Vivi's worn glasses since she was 10.

Transfer the mustache to Petunia.

"What are we gonna do with this thing?" life asked. She took a bite of her biscuit.

Fred and George had mounted the mustache in the Great Hall under Vivi's suggestion. (A/N: That sounds like something that Fred and George would do doesn't it?)

"Shave off the next one?" Harry suggested.

"Then the next one." Ron commented.

"Have you guys had enough of torturing them?"

Vivi and Harry shared a look and said, "No," in unison.

FFFG laughed and said, "It's fun to mess with them."

"I second that." texan chimed in.

"What's next on the list?" life said to Vivi.

Vivi took out the list, glanced at it, then said, "Give the mustache to Petunia."

"I'm gonna love this." Harry said.

"Girls shouldn't have mustaches." Fred commented.

"It wouldn't look right." George agreed.

"Agreed." Vivi, FFFG, texan and life said in unison.

"Let's go." Ron said.

"We need some people to cover for us tonight." Harry said.

"Aqua's got me covered." Vivi said.

"I'll stay here." FFFG volunteered.

"Bring us back some cake or something." Fred said.

"Oh we will," Vivi replied happily. "Even if we had to buy one with Vernon's credit card."

"So who's all going?" Harry said.

"How about the four of us?" life suggested while motioning to herself, Yin, Vivi and Harry. "Remember, where I go, Yin usually goes."

"Then it's settled." Vivi said.

"Keep Hermione away from the house elves." Harry whispered to Fred and George.

"Will do." George replied.

Harry grabbed the mustache and Apparated to the house that was becoming quite famous now in the group.

"Yin and I are going to go through the fridge." life said.

"Grab Vernon's credit card while you're there." Vivi called to her friend.

Vivi and Harry went into the bedroom.

"Are we using hot glue?" Vivi asked. She held up a hot glue gun.

"Not a bad idea." Harry smirked.

Harry held the mustache down while Vivi carefully glued the mustache on.

"Careful, don't get my fingers." Harry whispered.

Vivi gave Harry a kiss on the lips and said, "Sorry."

"I forgive you." Harry replied.

"Let's get some cheesecake."

The next morning, Petunia heard Vernon get up so she got up too.

"Vernon, why does my nose tickle?" Petunia asked Vernon.

Petunia rubbed at her nose and felt something hairy. She shrugged it off and went downstairs to prepare breakfast.

Dudley was already down there watching The Rugrats. He didn't even turn away from the TV when his mother came down.

"Dudley, would you like sausages and biscuits?" Petunia asked.

Vernon came downstairs with a newspaper in hand. Dudley nodded to his mother.

"Breakfast is ready." Petunia said twenty minutes later. She set the plates, cups and orange juice on the table. She sat down in her chair.

Dudley stared at his mother with a freaked out look.

"What?" Petunia snapped. "What?"

"Mom, I didn't know you could grow a mustache." Dudley said.

Vernon looked up and at his wife. "Where did that come from?" Vernon leaned over and said, "That's my mustache."

Petunia stood up and looked in the mirror. "Where did this come from?"

"Get it off." Vernon said to Petunia. "I'm sure that Vivi or Harry taped it on to mess with you dear."

Petunia took one end of the mustache and pulled. It barely budged. Petunia pulled harder. The next thing heard was a 'RIP' and a scream.

"VIVI!" Petunia shouted. "POTTER!"

Back at Hogwarts, Vivi was eating in the Great Hall with Aqua when a random 7 year Hufflepuff sat down next to Vivi.

"Hey, where did the mustache go?" she asked.

"Don't worry, it'll be back." Vivi replied.

"You can count on it." Aqua smiled.

8 more days until school :/ Well, the sooner school starts, the sooner JV madrigals and FFA start. At least I'll have that, plus choir, to look forward to.

Commander Ael-I'm glad that you're happy

texancoconut51-Thanks. Congrats about the theater production :D

RIPMelindaGordon-Awesome!

JKRowlingWannabe-Thanks. It seemed like something Dudley would say.

meghan-roxs4realz-Thanks. LOL, that would be awesome. Thanks again :)