Disclaimer: Vivi and Aqua are mine! No stealing.

Fun fact of the day: Vivi would write songs but can't write lyrics to save her life.

Get a stuffed rabbit and wrap it in swaddling clothes like a baby.

"Why does it have to say stuffed rabbit?" Vivi asked Harry. "Why can't we use a stuffed pig instead?"

"I don't see why not." Harry replied.

Vivi picked out some baby clothes while Harry got the stuffed pig. Vivi wrote a note and pinned it to the clothes.

"Please take it to the house." Vivi said to Harry.

Harry placed the pig in a basket, rang the doorbell, and Dissaparated.

"We don't want any." Vernon said while opening the door. He looked down and saw the pig. "What the?" He picked up the pig and read the note:

Dear Dursleys,

You must guard this child with your life. You also must care for it as if it was your own child. If the pig government finds out that you're mistreating this child, you won't like the results. Off with your heads!

Singed,

The Pig Police.

"I don't believe this." Vernon muttered to himself. Yet, he brought the stuffed pig inside. "Petunia, look what we have to do now."

"Oh dear," Petunia said. "What are we doing this time?"

"We have to take care of this." Vernon explained. He motioned to the stuffed pig. "Or we will be dealt with."

Petunia sighed and muttered, "Where do those kids get these ideas?"

"Who knows?"

For the next few days, Vernon and Petunia acted like the stuffed pig was their baby. Dudley acted like the pig was his little brother.

"I love you little brother." Dudley said. He 'fed' the pig some strained peas.

"I think Dudley's really getting in on the act." Petunia said to Vernon.

"What act?" was Dudley's response.

Vernon and Petunia glanced at each other and Vernon said, "Dudley, you do know that your 'little brother' is really a stuffed pig right?"

Dudley gasped and covered the stuffed pig's ears. "No he's not." Dudley said.

"Yes he is." Petunia argued.

"No."

"Yes."

"NO!"

"YES!"

"Enough!" Vernon bellowed.

A 'crack' was heard and Vivi and Harry stood there.

"What are you doing here?" Vernon hissed out 'you.'

"The pig government sent us." Vivi replied.

"Why?" Petunia asked. "We haven't done anything wrong."

"The pig government says that the young one needs to come home." Harry replied. "He is safe now."

Vivi tried to take the stuffed pig out of the high chair but Dudley had a firm grip on the pig. So Vivi smacked Dudley.

"Say goodbye." Vivi said.

Vivi and Harry Apparated away. Dudley started to bawl his eyes out.

"My brother!" Dudley wailed.

"Dudley, he was just a stuffed pig." Petunia tried to say but Vernon stopped her.

"Just let him cry for a few days." Vernon said. "He'll be back to normal in a few days."

Petunia and Vernon went out for a while Dudley ate ice cream.

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